let's kiss (mod note: Only if you want to)
In grade six one of my classmates during sex ed asked if the penis could be broken. The teacher's response was "Not in the same way you'd break a bone. I still wouldn't take a hammer to it or anything."
I am pretty miserable at going down on a lady
I can't really work out in my head why it's not cool to bone your sister as long as you don't make babies
yahoo answers is the new youtube comments
I just got the image of a midwife and a woman giving birth swinging towards each other on a trapeze - when they meet, the midwife pulls the baby out. The knife juggler is standing on the floor and cuts the umbilical cord with a a knifethrow.
I will mail a flaming box of poop to the first person who suggests I "haven't met the right person".
Sometimes I feel like everyone around me is some sort of statistical/mathematical genuis and I'm hitting a gazelle in the head with a rock and screaming at the sky when there's a storm.
Steam in case anyone from europe fancies playing some L4D sometime (got both)
i shotgunned a beer, made my facebook pic an american flag, and have been yelling "AMURIKA" all evening.
but don't let that deter you, I'll still play with anyone