Movie lines

[andtakingnames]

Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
a picture of me?
No! you'll find the definition of idiot, which you fucking are!

[Surgoshan]

Conan!  What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!

[Dimmukane]

As much as I love that movie, (seriously, it's in my top 5, next to things like Yojimbo and Stalker) that quote was originally Genghis Khan's.

[Surgoshan]

Yeah, and the khan went on for another five minutes, I think.

[Surgoshan]

"Well... I don't have any rules about men falling in love...
So I can make love to you; sweet, passionate, tender, adoring love; and you can still have meaningless sex with me, right?"

[plumbob78]

Another classic:

"My mistake. Four coffins."

- A Fistfull of Dollars and Yojimbo, which are the same movie, just different settings.

[Surgoshan]

Well, one could claim that FoD was just Yojimbo, but stolen.

Which Kurosawa did claim, and whose lawsuit won in court.

[Nodaisho]

Of course, I am pretty sure Kurosawa took it from someone else, first. Forget what the setting was on that one.

[Dimmukane]

A book called Red Harvest.

[plumbob78]

Well, one could claim that FoD was just Yojimbo, but stolen.

Which Kurosawa did claim, and whose lawsuit won in court.

Yes. I knew they were the same story. But it was only when I saw Yojimbo years after FoD that I knew how close they were. Down to the same joke.

[Surgoshan]

Yeah.  It's kind of sad.  I mean, making a movie based off another movie, not necessarily cool, but it's been done.  Remaking it line for line, scene for scene?  Really uncool.

[carrotosaurus]

nitpick: Yojimbo only needed three coffins.

[J-cob9000]

You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.


Inconceivable!

[Usopp]

"It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying. Sometimes that means killing a whole lot of people." Dwight, Sin City
"INCONCIEVABLE!" Vizzini, The Princess Bride
"I fart in your general direction!" Irate French soldier, played by John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Stryc9Fuego]

Cowboy: Don't shit me, man!
Joker: I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!
-Full Metal Jacket

Flass: That's all I know, I swear to God!
Batman: SWEAR TO ME!
-Batman Begins

Those two will do for now.

[Usopp]

TETSUOOOO!!!

[Siibillam-Law]

"And you will know my name is the Lawd when I lay vengeance upon thee"

[lprkn]

There's no crying in baseball!
- A League of Their Own

[Blademan]

"You've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders!  The first is never get involved in a land war in Asia!  The second, and only slightly less well-known, is never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH*dead*"
-Vizzini

I do not at all regret spending the last hour and a half watching that movie again rather than studying for my final tomorrow.

[Stryc9Fuego]

"I am not left handed!"
"Have fun storming the castle!
Think it'll work?
It'll take a miracle."
"Drop. Your. Sword."
The Princess Bride is just full of quotable quotes. You could make an entire thread from that movie alone.

[KickThatBathProf]

"Who are you"
"Me?"
"Yes"
"Nobody...Accounting"
"He gave the Mexicans a receiver."
"He feels...he felt that the more people looking..."
"That's foolish.  You pick the one right tool."
"I see.  Are you going to shoot me?"
"That depends.  Do you see me?"

[Usopp]

"You've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders!  The first is never get involved in a land war in Asia!  The second, and only slightly less well-known, is never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH*dead*"
-Vizzini

I do not at all regret spending the last hour and a half watching that movie again rather than studying for my final tomorrow.

Congratulations sir, you have just made my day 

[the_pied_piper]

"The two of you killed everything i ever loved... Fuck you both"

Slevin: "Well, because I owe you $96,000, and I may have a slight problem coming up with the money."
The Boss: "Oh, okay. Well, why don't we just make it an even 90?"
Slevin: "I... may have exaggerated the slightness."

Maximus: "Do you find it difficult to do your duty?"
Cicero: "Sometimes I do what I want to do. The rest of the time, I do what I have to."

[GreyGabe]

"Gee, sure would be nice if we had some grenades right now, don'tcha think?!"-- Jayne, Serenity
"What a crazy random happenstance!"-- Dr. Horrible/Billy, Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog
"Always with the negative waves Moriarty, ALWAYS with the negative waves!" Oddball, Kelly's Heroes
"Night Watch! Everyone step out of the the Twilight! " --Anton Gorodetsky, Night Watch

[plumbob78]

And to continue the theme:

Oddball: "...Why don't you say something RIGHTEOUS, and HOPEFUL for a chnage?"
Moriarty: "Crap."

This is too funny. Just the other night at the Pub, my buddies and I inexplicably went on a Kelly's Heroes quote spree. So much so that we HAD to make that our team name for the quiz. I've had an itch to watch that movie again ever since. I think I sahll do so tomorrow.

This is bad, because I just watched it two weeks ago.