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« Reply #401 on: October 02, 2009, 03:51:33 PM » |
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Well, at least it sounds like it has an interesting story to go with its absence.
I love telling people about how I lost my favorite pair of Sasquatch sunglasses because I got kicked in the head six times by crowd surfers at the Yeah Yeah Yeah's.
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but man have never actually gone though that site before. that was pretty awesome.
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« Reply #403 on: October 02, 2009, 08:23:58 PM » |
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« Reply #406 on: October 07, 2009, 08:27:33 AM » |
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No, Attack Attack!'s big break was a cover of "I Kissed a Girl."
I just want to chime in that this song doesn't even sound like Attack Attack! at all. I think that they are actually pretty good from a musical sense (they are not at the top of my list, but they are by no means at the bottom) but they are fucking ridiculous and their fans are even more so. |
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« Reply #407 on: October 07, 2009, 11:17:20 AM » |
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« Reply #408 on: October 07, 2009, 12:21:03 PM » |
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« Reply #410 on: October 07, 2009, 07:07:07 PM » |
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people who play breakdowns for the entire song are not good in a musical sense.
I know it's a wee bit wrong, but I really do have kind of a thing for Until The End. They were ex-The Judas Factor, Where Fear And Weapons Meet and Morning Again, it's hard to say no to that kind of pedigree! And that amount of chug. |
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« Reply #411 on: October 08, 2009, 10:04:40 AM » |
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people who play breakdowns for the entire song are not good in a musical sense.
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« Reply #412 on: October 08, 2009, 12:37:22 PM » |
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have you listened to what they play when in crab form?
chug chug, chug chug, chug chug chug chug
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« Reply #413 on: October 08, 2009, 06:43:35 PM » |
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You're being a little unfair on their music.
It goes chug chug, chug chug, boop boop-de-boop, chug chug.
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« Reply #414 on: October 08, 2009, 07:42:38 PM » |
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« Reply #415 on: October 09, 2009, 05:46:41 AM » |
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« Reply #416 on: October 09, 2009, 08:10:43 AM » |
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« Reply #417 on: October 09, 2009, 08:25:07 AM » |
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« Reply #418 on: October 09, 2009, 08:35:56 AM » |
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« Reply #419 on: October 10, 2009, 02:31:13 AM » |
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« Reply #420 on: October 14, 2009, 04:33:07 AM » |
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« Reply #421 on: October 14, 2009, 04:54:51 AM » |
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« Reply #422 on: October 14, 2009, 04:55:38 AM » |
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this is the universe[01:14] Dollface: hey lets rap cause i know what haps and i just got molested by black cats, take it home meebo
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« Reply #423 on: October 15, 2009, 06:06:03 AM » |
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« Reply #424 on: October 15, 2009, 08:43:49 PM » |
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GUYS, GUYS! I was looking up info for an upcoming concert in town with A Fine Frenzy, and the next night at that venue is Attack Attack! And 4 days later... wait for it... Brokencyde. The equivalent of a full-frontal lobotomy for a combined $30, fuck yeah! Holy shit, Attack Attack! have 4 opening acts, and Brokencyde have 5. Do they even end up playing more than 5 songs after all that? http://www.boardwalkrocks.com/docs/schedule_11_2009.htmlI wonder if there's any more good crabcore material among those 9 acts. |
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« Reply #425 on: October 16, 2009, 03:59:12 AM » |
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I wonder if there's any more good crabcore comedy material among those 9 acts.
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« Reply #426 on: October 17, 2009, 11:41:17 AM » |
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« Reply #427 on: October 22, 2009, 10:37:35 AM » |
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« Reply #428 on: October 22, 2009, 11:52:05 AM » |
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« Reply #429 on: October 22, 2009, 01:53:01 PM » |
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NO DOVEY NOW HOW DID THIS HAPPEN I REFUSE TO LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT THE SECOND LINEUP OF ATTACK ATTACK!.
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« Reply #430 on: October 22, 2009, 03:31:34 PM » |
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You have to remember that Attack Attack! are this generation's Black Flag. Musicians will come and go, the Attack! will endure. That makes the new singer Caleb their Dez Cadena and the departing Nick is their Ron Reyes. Eventually, they will find their Henry Rollins and it'll all work out. By this logic, the band Of Mice & Men is the Circle Jerks. I'm glad you're all coming with me on this. |
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« Reply #431 on: October 22, 2009, 04:12:35 PM » |
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Did you just compare Black Flag to Attack Attack! ?
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« Reply #433 on: October 22, 2009, 04:22:42 PM » |
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one does not simply hear crabcore.
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« Reply #434 on: October 22, 2009, 04:26:47 PM » |
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« Reply #435 on: October 22, 2009, 06:20:41 PM » |
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« Reply #436 on: October 22, 2009, 07:14:03 PM » |
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« Reply #437 on: October 23, 2009, 05:28:03 AM » |
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oh man I'm with you on that.
Believe it or not I only tried to crabsquat for the first time last week. Suffice to say I will not be doing it again without a sufficient warmup. Oy. I didn't even last one sway.
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« Reply #438 on: October 23, 2009, 05:43:51 AM » |
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You are not a true crabcore warrior.
Poser.
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« Reply #439 on: October 23, 2009, 05:55:47 AM » |
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« Reply #440 on: October 23, 2009, 06:44:41 AM » |
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So, apparantly the keyboard player is going to do the harsh vocals and front the band, and all keyboard tracks will now be on playback live. This sucks becuase really, watching the keyboard player trying to look as active and intense as the rest of the band while not really doing anything for the most of the song was hilarious.
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« Reply #441 on: October 23, 2009, 06:52:23 AM » |
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I think it's inevitable that he will be back behind the keyboards after this tour, which means that potentially any one of us could be the next Attack Attack! frontperson.
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« Reply #442 on: October 23, 2009, 08:18:41 AM » |
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I feel like I shouldn't even bother to link this because you're all reading SYWH already, right?Anyway, the always entertaining Stuff You Will Hate blog has dredged up a bro who is 17 and has Brokencyde, Hollywood Undead and Dot Dot Curve tattoos. That is BC-13, on this dude's hand. Let's get this straight. I am absolutely, 100% behind getting stupid tattoos when you are young enough to not even have to consider the repercussions. But this is beyond the pale. |
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« Reply #444 on: October 24, 2009, 11:16:02 AM » |
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« Reply #446 on: October 25, 2009, 12:06:54 PM » |
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« Reply #447 on: October 25, 2009, 12:13:04 PM » |
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« Reply #449 on: October 25, 2009, 06:56:27 PM » |
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