Serious Pony Discussion Forum
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
March 18, 2010, 10:16:23 PM

Login with username, password and session length
Search:     Advanced search
Children by the million sing for Alex Chilton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSJYZyouek
836933 Posts in 20809 Topics by 21274 Members
Latest Member: Kryptix
* Home Help Search Login Register
+  Serious Pony Discussion Forum
|-+  QC Discussion
| |-+  QC Discussion
| | |-+  Hanner's Hair		 « previous next »
Pages: [1] Go Down Print
Author Topic: Hanner's Hair  (Read 1736 times)
The Ares Elite
Notorious N.U.R.R.

Offline Offline

Posts: 9


I fell in love this morning, stains won't come out
« on: July 09, 2009, 03:05:18 AM »
Is Hanner's naturally blonde? She scrubbed herself with bleach once so she might do it often, but does it include her hair?
Logged
if you're the credit card company, i already sent the money
if you're a friend, you owe me money
if you're female, sorry, i suck at making money

I haven't posted in almost TWO YEARS?! Someone kick me next time!
Is it cold in here?
Bling blang blong blung
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1110
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2009, 03:34:56 AM »
Dora had the same question in #633. I can't remember ever seeing a definitive canonical answer. If I could remember what her mother looked like, that would be inconclusive.
Logged
Quote from: Charlotte of Bad Machinery
It is a loyal friend what is willing to live in a weird fake universe for you.
Beatrice Chatham shops here!
Delirium
Cthulhu f'tagn
****
Offline Offline

Posts: 525


WE CLEANSE OUR DESTINY
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2009, 03:38:58 AM »
yes, Hanners' mum was blonde. But again, that doesn't mean much.
Logged
Juniper Jade
Larger than most fish
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 116


brb picking up high school boys


WWW
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2009, 10:53:07 AM »
I always just assumed she was naturally blonde, what with her mother having the same hair color, but you never know! Never really thought about it until now.
Logged
"Happiness is the secret to all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without happiness." - Christian Dior
lunchmeat
Not quite a lurker

Offline Offline

Posts: 22
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2009, 03:46:11 PM »
Unbeknownst to most readers, Hannelore is actually bald. She wears a wig.

It's more sanitary to shave everything, y'know.

Mhm.
Logged
422
Notorious N.U.R.R.

Offline Offline

Posts: 3
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2009, 06:09:44 PM »
It would not surprise me one bit if she were bald with a wig. And to be honest, I liked it when she had the long, straight hair like when we first met her. I know it may not be very in-character for her, but I liked the look.
Logged
Surgoshan
Duck attack survivor
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1829
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2009, 06:12:51 PM »
Hanners in a wig?  Are you kidding?  Dirt and dust and sweat and mites and things getting CAUGHT in your WIG.  WIG SPIDERS!
Logged
celticgeek
Scrabble hacker
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1429


Linux Geek


WWW
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2009, 06:18:10 PM »
Hanners has actually given herself a haircut:  Hanners cut her hair, as well as been given a trim by Faye:  Faye cuts Hanners hair.  Somebody should have noticed if it were a wig at this point.
Logged
the celtic geek
We Wear Woad When We Write Code
We all use math every day.
Is it cold in here?
Bling blang blong blung
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1110
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2009, 07:27:26 PM »
Which raises a remote possibility silly enough to be worthy of QC.

What if she wears a wig that's one of her father's inventions, using nanotechnology to synthesize continuously growing hair-like fiber out of dirt and dust, thus keeping it clean? There's not a lot of dirt and dust in Hannelore's environment, therefore it grows slowly, which explains why it's the same length it was before the Great Time Jump when the season changed to winter.
Logged
Quote from: Charlotte of Bad Machinery
It is a loyal friend what is willing to live in a weird fake universe for you.
Beatrice Chatham shops here!
nichidani
Furry furrier
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 189


nrrd grrl.


WWW
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2009, 08:08:29 PM »
i hadn't thought she could be anything other than blonde. of course, until we found out dora was a natural blonde i'm sure most of us never entertained that idea either. you never know! but, her mother's blonde, and hair-dye seems like it would freak her out (everything does).
Logged
kittens!
Juniper Jade
Larger than most fish
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 116


brb picking up high school boys


WWW
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2009, 08:13:16 PM »
Quote from: nichidani on July 09, 2009, 08:08:29 PM
and hair-dye seems like it would freak her out (everything does).

Yeah I was wondering if hair dye would trigger her OCD as well. There's no body fluids involved and no one would be touching her if she did it herself, but you never know hah.
Logged
"Happiness is the secret to all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without happiness." - Christian Dior
nichidani
Furry furrier
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 189


nrrd grrl.


WWW
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2009, 08:21:57 PM »
not to mention, hair dye is messy as shit. it permeates everything and gets under your fingernails when you're washing it out... it stains bathroom furniture and the like if you aren't careful. (although i suppose bleach wouldn't be near as problematic as any other color) either way... hanners would probably freak out pretty hard. as far as stylists go, i couldn't imagine her doing well in that situation. hannelore is pretty socially awkward, and i don't think she would let anyone touch her that she didn't trust, let alone a stranger.
Logged
kittens!
tinysmidgen
Obscure cultural reference
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 140
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2009, 08:33:14 PM »
what if she was drunk? she's pretty lackadaisical when she's tipsy. Hell, Faye hugged her into sleep and she cleaned up vomit whilst drunk. 
Logged
I used to wanna feel your summer sweat seeping right into my eyes I used to wanna feel your body quake when I sink my teeth into your thighs Where did you come from where have you been?I don't know that much about you..
BinDerSmokDat
Notorious N.U.R.R.

Offline Offline

Posts: 6
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2009, 08:36:11 PM »
Quote from: lunchmeat on July 09, 2009, 03:46:11 PM
It's more sanitary to shave everything, y'know.

Great, I'm picturing a baby smooth Hanners and now I have a chubby. WTF is wrong with me?

"Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts."
Logged
tinysmidgen
Obscure cultural reference
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 140
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2009, 08:40:07 PM »
Think about a donkey in a gimp suit.
Logged
I used to wanna feel your summer sweat seeping right into my eyes I used to wanna feel your body quake when I sink my teeth into your thighs Where did you come from where have you been?I don't know that much about you..
Delirium
Cthulhu f'tagn
****
Offline Offline

Posts: 525


WE CLEANSE OUR DESTINY
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2009, 09:39:54 PM »
You don't know that he doesn't get off to things like that
Logged
Juniper Jade
Larger than most fish
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 116


brb picking up high school boys


WWW
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2009, 09:40:29 PM »
Quote from: tinysmidgen on July 09, 2009, 08:40:07 PM
Think about a donkey in a gimp suit.
Now I have a chubby and I don't even have a penis.
Logged
"Happiness is the secret to all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without happiness." - Christian Dior
The Ares Elite
Notorious N.U.R.R.

Offline Offline

Posts: 9


I fell in love this morning, stains won't come out
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2009, 10:54:54 PM »
i don't think she uses hair dye, we know she scrubs herself with bleach (when she locked herself in CoD bathroom). that would certainly turn her blond if used in small quantities.
Logged
if you're the credit card company, i already sent the money
if you're a friend, you owe me money
if you're female, sorry, i suck at making money

I haven't posted in almost TWO YEARS?! Someone kick me next time!
Is it cold in here?
Bling blang blong blung
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1110
« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2009, 12:28:03 AM »
I wouldn't put in past her, but to be pedantic she said she was bleaching her clothes and scrubbing off her skin.
Logged
Quote from: Charlotte of Bad Machinery
It is a loyal friend what is willing to live in a weird fake universe for you.
Beatrice Chatham shops here!
Zingoleb
William Gibson's Babydaddy
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2319


juggalulz
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2009, 12:35:30 AM »
Quote from: nichidani on July 09, 2009, 08:08:29 PM
i hadn't thought she could be anything other than blonde. of course, until we found out dora was a natural blonde i'm sure most of us never entertained that idea either. you never know! but, her mother's blonde, and hair-dye seems like it would freak her out (everything does).

Dora mentioned being blond maybe 1000 strips ago, long before Hanners was around.
Logged
ha ha ha ha ha ohhh shit
Red the Ghost
Plantmonster

Offline Offline

Posts: 45


Shh... I'm stalking people


WWW
« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2009, 04:41:20 AM »
Quote from: Juniper Jade on July 09, 2009, 09:40:29 PM
Quote from: tinysmidgen on July 09, 2009, 08:40:07 PM
Think about a donkey in a gimp suit.
Now I have a chubby and I don't even have a penis.

Has everything been ruined forever yet? :3
Logged
Nintendo fan? Visit Shadedvision.
nichidani
Furry furrier
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 189


nrrd grrl.


WWW
« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2009, 06:10:41 AM »
everything is ruined forever. again. D:
Logged
kittens!
Juniper Jade
Larger than most fish
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 116


brb picking up high school boys


WWW
« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2009, 10:33:45 AM »
Quote from: Red the Ghost on July 10, 2009, 04:41:20 AM
Quote from: Juniper Jade on July 09, 2009, 09:40:29 PM
Quote from: tinysmidgen on July 09, 2009, 08:40:07 PM
Think about a donkey in a gimp suit.
Now I have a chubby and I don't even have a penis.


Has everything been ruined forever yet? :3
Yes.
3:
Logged
"Happiness is the secret to all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without happiness." - Christian Dior
nichidani
Furry furrier
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 189


nrrd grrl.


WWW
« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2009, 12:06:13 PM »
this thread has been ruined forever.
Logged
kittens!
Heliphyneau
Plantmonster

Offline Offline

Posts: 41
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2009, 01:31:38 PM »
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on July 09, 2009, 07:27:26 PM
Which raises a remote possibility silly enough to be worthy of QC.

What if she wears a wig that's one of her father's inventions, using nanotechnology to synthesize continuously growing hair-like fiber out of dirt and dust, thus keeping it clean? There's not a lot of dirt and dust in Hannelore's environment, therefore it grows slowly, which explains why it's the same length it was before the Great Time Jump when the season changed to winter.

Ha!  I like this idea.   grin  Actually, everytime Hanner's Dad is mentioned, I picture Professor Membrane: http://www.roomwithamoose.com/pictures/official/membrane.jpg  Or at least, I imagine him talking like that character.
Logged
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Actually, I would posit that purple elephants do not contribute to the ruination of everything forever in any way.
Pages: [1] Go Up Print 
« previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.9 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!