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Author Topic: Jeph Jacques made Quote Of The Day on iGoogle  (Read 5576 times)

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Jeph Jacques made Quote Of The Day on iGoogle
« on: 22 Aug 2009, 04:32 »

He was the first one! Not bad Sir.

22 August 2009.
There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.
  - Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content #1356, 03-10-09

iGoogle takes them from here: http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html
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Re: Jeph Jacques made Quote Of The Day on iGoogle
« Reply #1 on: 22 Aug 2009, 08:42 »

that's a pretty cool quote actually i should use it somewhere
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Re: Jeph Jacques made Quote Of The Day on iGoogle
« Reply #2 on: 22 Aug 2009, 02:10 »

Nice
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Re: Jeph Jacques made Quote Of The Day on iGoogle
« Reply #3 on: 22 Aug 2009, 03:06 »

Wow, I'm impressed! I bet only a pretty small percentage of people can say they've been QOTD on Google. Yeah, there are a lot of days... but there are a LOT of people  :-D

That's certainly a good quote, too.
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Re: Jeph Jacques made Quote Of The Day on iGoogle
« Reply #4 on: 22 Aug 2009, 05:53 »

I think my all time favourite quote is from http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4

"If I sense any lusting, I will stab you and then poop in the wound." Faye is the best. I use this line all of the time at work, when ordinary vituperation just isn't enough.
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Re: Jeph Jacques made Quote Of The Day on iGoogle
« Reply #5 on: 23 Aug 2009, 11:56 »

On the subject of pooping. Me and some friends have a pact that if one of us falls off of a roof, the others in the pact who are their have to bet 20 bucks to see if they can take a dump on them. This is a good idea, no?
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Re: Jeph Jacques made Quote Of The Day on iGoogle
« Reply #6 on: 24 Aug 2009, 12:16 »

^ Um, I'm trying to think of something simultaniously both more concise and forceful than "NO", but I've got nothing...
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Re: Jeph Jacques made Quote Of The Day on iGoogle
« Reply #7 on: 24 Aug 2009, 12:50 »

Go for it, but remember to take pictures.
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Re: Jeph Jacques made Quote Of The Day on iGoogle
« Reply #8 on: 24 Aug 2009, 02:43 »

On the subject of pooping. Me and some friends have a pact that if one of us falls off of a roof, the others in the pact who are their have to bet 20 bucks to see if they can take a dump on them. This is a good idea, no?
Wait, do you mean on the ground or from the roof you fell off? If it's not the second one, then no. I mean, what sort of challenge is a stationary (unconscious) target from point-blank range?
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Re: Jeph Jacques made Quote Of The Day on iGoogle
« Reply #9 on: 24 Aug 2009, 06:54 »

Well, if they're not allowed to straddle the guy, then balance becomes an issue.
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Re: Jeph Jacques made Quote Of The Day on iGoogle
« Reply #10 on: 25 Aug 2009, 03:05 »

On the subject of pooping. Me and some friends have a pact that if one of us falls off of a roof, the others in the pact who are their have to bet 20 bucks to see if they can take a dump on them. This is a good idea, no?

Disregarding the fact that this is somewhat disrespectful to the fallen brethren, there is also the issue of it making you look somewhat guilty of pushing him. And the balance issue that could very well result in you joining him.
But then if you came up with it in the first place, perhaps it is better for the world at large if one or both of the above happen.
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Re: Jeph Jacques made Quote Of The Day on iGoogle
« Reply #11 on: 25 Aug 2009, 12:31 »

I vote we let natural selection have it's way.
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