jeanramone
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« on: October 19, 2009, 06:11:23 AM » |
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Wouldn't it be cool if Dora ditched Marten to be with his mum?
Now that would be an awkward family Christmas.
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Mr_Rose
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« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2009, 07:07:17 AM » |
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No, a truly awkward family Christmas cannot possibly occur until Marten shows up with Sven on his arm.  |
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"I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." - Charles Babbage
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lhasafi
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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2009, 08:06:07 AM » |
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Yeah, it would be kinda awkward when Dora decapitated Sven over dinner - because she's seen what happens to Sven's "conquests".
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« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2009, 09:51:20 AM » |
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Replace 'Christmas' with 'orgy' and all is well.
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matachin
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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2009, 11:22:54 AM » |
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Why do I see this as rivaling anything involving Hanners in the creepy department?
I really do not want to know what is on the hard drives of those here. It doesn't matter if I've already seen it, unhealthy obsessive behavior + sexual fetishes + cartoon/comic characters never turns out well.
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Kugai
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« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2009, 02:21:32 PM » |
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I don't know, Shizuma and Nagisa worked out well.
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James The Kugai
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Carl-E
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« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2009, 11:31:14 PM » |
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Heheh...heh... "worked out"... heheheh... heheh...
Sorry, had a Beavis & Butthead moment there.
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Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts. You never get rid of it completely.
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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2009, 09:02:02 AM » |
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I find the thought of dating someone who's so obviously hot for one of your parents creepy in the extreme.
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« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2009, 09:49:48 AM » |
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It doesn't matter if I've already seen it, unhealthy obsessive behavior + sexual fetishes + cartoon/comic characters never turns out well.
El Goonish Shive is running pretty strong. |
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« Last Edit: October 20, 2009, 10:02:52 AM by Near Lurker »
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LeeC
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« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2009, 04:42:34 PM » |
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I find the thought of dating someone who's so obviously hot for one of your parents creepy in the extreme.
im kinda glad i didnt hook up with my sister's friend jessica. She had the hots for my dad when she was young (approx 8-17)...hmmm that would explain the recent attraction to me...this is just getting weirder and weirder... |
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Be excellent to each other, party on Dudes!
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Carl-E
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« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2009, 08:57:13 PM » |
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I can't decide if that's creepy or not. I mean, she's closer to your age than your dad's, and even if she wasn't that close when you were younger, the relative age difference is shrinking as you both age...
There's an old Abbott and Costello skit about that; Bud tells Lou that if he is 40 and in love with a little girl of 10 (4 times as old), then in 5 years time they will be 15 and 45 (3 times older) then in 15 years time, they will be 30 and 60 (twice as old), and it won't be long before she catches up to him.
So she sees mmore of your "back then" father in you as you age, is that a good thing?
Maybe she's just settling for what she can get more easily.
Maybe she actually likes you.
Why don't you go ask her?
(why do I love to meddle so?)
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Kugai
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« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2009, 02:33:33 AM » |
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I can't decide if that's creepy or not. I mean, she's closer to your age than your dad's, and even if she wasn't that close when you were younger, the relative age difference is shrinking as you both age...
There's an old Abbott and Costello skit about that; Bud tells Lou that if he is 40 and in love with a little girl of 10 (4 times as old), then in 5 years time they will be 15 and 45 (3 times older) then in 15 years time, they will be 30 and 60 (twice as old), and it won't be long before she catches up to him.
So she sees mmore of your "back then" father in you as you age, is that a good thing?
Maybe she's just settling for what she can get more easily.
Maybe she actually likkes you.
Why don't you go ask her?
(why do I love to meddle so?)
Genetics? *Whistles innocently* |
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James The Kugai
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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2009, 03:34:00 AM » |
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One out of 10 voices in my head says I'm not a geek. The other one says I am.
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Carl-E
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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2009, 07:13:30 AM » |
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Stop analyzing me, dammit!  it tickles.  |
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Is it cold in here?
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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2009, 11:51:31 AM » |
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Marten was pretty uncomfortable hearing about Dora's feelings toward his mother.
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LeeC
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« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2009, 01:40:36 PM » |
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I kinda wish i could pull off the same mustache my dad could but we do look alike. Regardless she's in south park PA now and im in college park MD. 4 hour drives to visit and hook up isnt a good idea haha (or economically feasable right now haha)
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Thorbard
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« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2009, 05:12:41 PM » |
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Marten was pretty uncomfortable hearing about Dora's feelings toward his mother.
And her father's feeling towards his mother, while we're at it. |
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Zombiedude
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« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2009, 02:22:05 AM » |
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And her mother's feelings towards her boyfriend.
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That looks more like ROFCASRTAMYDHSWD.
That's an acronym for rolling on the floor crying at the sudden realisation that all my youthful dreams have slowly withered and died. |
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Is it cold in here?
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« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2009, 02:32:54 AM » |
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Did Marten know about that? I don't remember Dora telling him.
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« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2009, 02:52:04 AM » |
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Uh no I misread that
Move along, nothing to see here
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That looks more like ROFCASRTAMYDHSWD.
That's an acronym for rolling on the floor crying at the sudden realisation that all my youthful dreams have slowly withered and died. |
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Thorbard
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« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2009, 08:19:24 AM » |
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How about this for a plot twist:
Martin & Mrs Bianchi, Dora & Veronica & Mr Bianchi threesome, Mix and Match other characters as required.
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matachin
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« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2009, 10:33:03 AM » |
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How about this for a plot twist:
Martin & Mrs Bianchi, Dora & Veronica & Mr Bianchi threesome, Mix and Match other characters as required.
Far more innocent & keeping within the possible bounds of the plot - Veronica takes the girls out for a wild night prior to the wedding. Hanners & Marigold get an eyefull, Faye gets embarrassed again (remember the sextoy shop?), Dora has fun. If included, Raven would flash someone & Penelope...well, haven't got anything there. |
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Dliessmgg
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« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2009, 11:07:24 AM » |
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Penelope gets really REALLY drunk and tells a secret.
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One out of 10 voices in my head says I'm not a geek. The other one says I am.
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« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2009, 03:14:51 PM » |
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Penelope gets really REALLY drunk and tells a secret.
That she was 23 when she lost her virginity? |
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« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2009, 04:01:38 PM » |
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With a pizza.
(Damn vow to write that no matter the reply.)
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One out of 10 voices in my head says I'm not a geek. The other one says I am.
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« Reply #25 on: October 25, 2009, 03:18:55 AM » |
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Penelope gets really REALLY drunk and tells a secret.
That she was 23 when she lost her virginity? Would that be a bad secret? *22 and counting* |
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-I thought you said you put the "tennis" in "Tennessee!"
-I guess I kind of left it there.
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Kugai
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« Reply #26 on: October 25, 2009, 01:50:21 PM » |
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Hanners gets drunk and reveals she's the love child of Dora's father.
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James The Kugai
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Mr_Rose
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« Reply #27 on: October 25, 2009, 07:08:26 PM » |
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Is this before or after Sven reveals he's also only a half-sibling to Dora? |
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« Reply #28 on: October 25, 2009, 08:01:58 PM » |
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Penelope gets really REALLY drunk and tells a secret.
That she was 23 when she lost her virginity? Would that be a bad secret? *22 and counting* That can be fixed. Stop on by sometime, I'll be happy to explain! And I'll just apologize now for not resisting the urge to say that... |
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« Reply #29 on: October 26, 2009, 02:23:40 AM » |
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Lol If I wanted to fix it I would ask my boyfriend. I seem to recall you being quite a bit older than me.
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-I thought you said you put the "tennis" in "Tennessee!"
-I guess I kind of left it there.
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« Reply #30 on: October 26, 2009, 09:58:27 AM » |
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Yes. Much older. But you just lost an opportunity to make an old man very happy... OK, I'll shut up now. And I'll just apologize now for not resisting the urge to say that...
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« Reply #31 on: October 26, 2009, 01:17:14 PM » |
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Yes. Much older. But you just lost an opportunity to make an old man very happy... OK, I'll shut up now. And I'll just apologize now for not resisting the urge to say that...
don't worry carl, i'm sure you will find nice 22 year old |
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Kugai
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« Reply #32 on: October 27, 2009, 12:57:47 AM » |
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Or a mature 18 year old.
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James The Kugai
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« Reply #33 on: October 27, 2009, 06:00:59 PM » |
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Gee, thanks guys. I don't know what to say.
I wasn't really looking, but hey, an opportunity wasted is ...
Well, it's a wasted opportunity, I guess.
Whether it was on opportunity for a laugh or - something else.
I think it's time I should be wasted, too...
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« Reply #34 on: October 28, 2009, 01:12:04 AM » |
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Now I know Hanners is a Forum member.
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James The Kugai
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jonarus_drakus
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« Reply #36 on: October 28, 2009, 02:46:29 AM » |
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« Reply #37 on: October 28, 2009, 03:14:51 AM » |
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Answering myself: "You wanna hear my differential diagnosis?
They're Monozygotic twins.
Stop being so paranoid. The Government isn't conspiring with aliens....
*Drifts off mid-sentence*
...they're conspiring with Bigfoot.
*Limps away to deal with another clinic patient, leaving Me sitting there alone with my paranoia.
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"When can I go into the supermarket and buy what I need with my good looks?"
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« Reply #38 on: October 28, 2009, 08:03:06 AM » |
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With paranoia, you're never alone.
They're always there, waiting... watching...
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« Reply #39 on: October 28, 2009, 08:15:07 AM » |
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That's not a Hanners doppelganger, it's a weird case of schizophrenia where you're actually different persons.
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One out of 10 voices in my head says I'm not a geek. The other one says I am.
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« Reply #40 on: October 28, 2009, 11:39:08 AM » |
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Her father needed homogeneous units for his experiment in distributed sentience. There are Hannerses everywhere. There could be one behind you right now. With a shovel. You shouldn't have rushed your shower today ...
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« Reply #41 on: October 28, 2009, 09:57:51 PM » |
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Hanners: "We have been among you since the dawn of time ....." |
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James The Kugai
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jonarus_drakus
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« Reply #42 on: October 29, 2009, 12:16:13 AM » |
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"We are the Hannelore! You will be sanitised! Resistance is futile!"
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EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER!!
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« Reply #43 on: October 29, 2009, 01:08:11 PM » |
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Hannelore begins sanitizing telephones. The world ends as a result. The useful people are saved on a spaceship, the cast is sent to Earth.
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« Reply #44 on: October 29, 2009, 04:37:27 PM » |
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Her father needed homogeneous units for his experiment in distributed sentience. There are Hannerses everywhere. There could be one behind you right now. With a shovel. You shouldn't have rushed your shower today ...
I work with one. She's a professor of computer science, the only person in the department with a neat and orderly office... always impecabbly (though not always appropriately) dressed. |
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« Reply #45 on: October 30, 2009, 02:58:31 AM » |
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Hannelore begins sanitizing telephones. The world ends as a result. The useful people are saved on a spaceship, the cast is sent to Earth.
They travel millions of miles in Hypersleep eventually arriving at the planet Golgafricham |
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