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« on: November 06, 2009, 01:22:19 AM »
I was thinking about what Steve meant when he said that.  Kicking is done with your foot, and asses make fertilizer.  From this I conclude that Steve works for the Department of Agriculture!
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« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2009, 01:42:04 AM »
What does Agriculture have to do with feet?

By that logic he might as well work for the Department of Licking Your Ass.
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« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2009, 02:35:23 AM »
By kicking peoples arses (ass? kicking ass? Who goes around kicking donkeys anyway?), he turns said arses into fertiliser. Thus providing nutrients for the agriculture industry. Therefore the 'Department of kicking your ass' is the (posibly rogue) militant wing of the department of agriculture.
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« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2009, 08:53:54 AM »
In a cost cutting measure, he has to spread the fertilizer with his feet.
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« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2009, 12:02:07 AM »
Quote from: mustang6172 on November 06, 2009, 01:22:19 AM
I was thinking about what Steve meant when he said that.  Kicking is done with your foot, and asses make fertilizer.  From this I conclude that Steve works for the Department of Agriculture!
Your logic is specious, of course. Clearly Steve works for the United States Commission of Fine Arts' little-known espionage unit. After all, kicking is a maneuver in dancing, and asses abound in the CFA.
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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2009, 12:15:38 PM »
Maybe he was in the secret unit dedicated to preserving animal cruelty.  After all, this was during the Bush administration.  He had to go around kicking people's donkeys.
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« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2009, 02:40:06 PM »
Well, he did have those pictures of him with that stuffed bear.
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« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2009, 11:23:47 PM »
A Teddy Roosevelt reference if ever there was one.
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« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2009, 11:32:06 PM »
I'm trying to work out the link between Steve posing shirtless before a stuffed bear he presumably did not kill, and T.R. refusing to shoot a tethered bear for a trophy together with the toy bear craze that resulted.

Something to do with the 'strenuous life' instead? 
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« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2009, 12:07:35 AM »
Quote from: akronnick on November 06, 2009, 01:42:04 AM
What does Agriculture have to do with feet?

By that logic he might as well work for the Department of Licking Your Ass.
Well, it's the department of "Kicking Your Ass," as there's the relatively common phrase "Your Ass is Grass."

Grass-Agriculture, it's obvious!
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« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2009, 08:33:34 PM »
Quote from: Shadic on November 14, 2009, 12:07:35 AM
...as there's the relatively common phrase "Your Ass is Grass."

Which leads to the unfortunate scene of dozens of potheads liberally dusted with snackfood crumbs trying to get a buzz off of someone's posterior.
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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2009, 12:27:54 AM »
Truly an ugly image. Especially if there's a waterpipe involved.
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« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2009, 08:34:04 AM »
Might explain this movie: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_human_centipede
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