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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2009, 01:10:52 PM » |
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"Titans. Will. Clash."
Seriously?
That's the best they could come up with? I know it's a teaser trailer but come on, put some effort into it. That'd be like having a Batman movie with the tagline "Man. Is. Bat."
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2009, 02:12:12 PM » |
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2009, 02:20:26 PM » |
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Man, I was into Greek mythology before it was cool.
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That looks more like ROFCASRTAMYDHSWD.
That's an acronym for rolling on the floor crying at the sudden realisation that all my youthful dreams have slowly withered and died. |
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2009, 07:48:38 PM » |
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zzzzzzzzzzz--oh wait Liam Neeson is Zeus?
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this is the universe[01:14] Dollface: hey lets rap cause i know what haps and i just got molested by black cats, take it home meebo
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2009, 08:12:40 PM » |
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Fuck you. Liam Neeson is awesome.
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2009, 08:16:46 PM » |
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I have a fiery burning hard-on for him as much as the next guy but he could do better than this. Even "Taken" looked better than this pile of CG-ploding crap.
Then again, I said the same thing about 2012 and that made $60 million its opening weekend.
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this is the universe[01:14] Dollface: hey lets rap cause i know what haps and i just got molested by black cats, take it home meebo
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2009, 08:19:48 PM » |
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the original Clash of the Titans was my favorite film as a little kid
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« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2009, 08:30:55 PM » |
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Honestly, I don't really know what to tell about this film. Apparently it has the Gorgon and... a bunch of giant scorpions... and a wall of water.
I see a pack of a Titan thing and then another Titan thing then, maybe Poseidon gets pissed?
It could have action (awesome or suck). It could have boobs (awesome or more awesome). It could have gigantic CG gods (suck or... possibly okay).
I have no frickin clue. Except it has that guy from Mystery Men and Last of the Mohicans with the acne scars.
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« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2009, 08:50:49 PM » |
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Wes Studi? According to IMDB, he ain't in this...I think you're thinking of Pete Postlethwaite. |
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all clothes reflect identity constructs, destroy these constructs by shedding your clothes and sending pictures of the process to the e-mail address linked under my avatar
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« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2009, 08:58:25 PM » |
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Shitcock. I was half right. Mohicans and Usual Suspects.
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« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2009, 09:17:18 PM » |
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They actually look pretty similar these days, I don't blame you.
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« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2009, 09:18:57 PM » |
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greeat thanks hollywood for killing all that i loved as a child. The preview looked like just another big budget suckfest.
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Your mind is like a parachute. It only works when it's open.
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« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2009, 09:40:03 PM » |
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They actually look pretty similar these days, I don't blame you.
True. Middle aged, stern, and scarred. Kinda bad-assed. |
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« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2009, 12:52:47 AM » |
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There was, literally, one spoken sentence in that entire trailer.
And yet I bet there are, like, ten names on the screenwriting credits.
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« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2009, 07:19:34 AM » |
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For some reason I thought "Oh, this was only the best movie ever when I was small (upon re-watching it it is still awesome), so they can't fuck this up too badly!"
HOW WRONG I WAS!
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Oh man I am living on the edge of the seat on a train travelling to a station where I would change trains to one that on alternate days diverts to a life of petty crime.
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« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2009, 07:25:01 AM » |
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Oh good I was hoping there would be more stuff that ripped off the aesthetic of 300
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« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2009, 11:12:41 AM » |
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Nah - to get the full effect of that watch "Battles B.C." on the History Channel.
Kind of interesting to see depictions of Moses as a military commander and David as a successful, but petty warlord.
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I will provide funding and research to develop tactical and strategic weapons covering a full range of needs so my choices are not limited to "hand to hand combat with swords" and "blow up the planet". - Peter Anspach's Evil Overlord List
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« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2009, 12:38:11 AM » |
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Oh good I was hoping there would be more stuff that ripped off the aesthetic of 300
I though Meet The Spartans was the pinnacle of that? |
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« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2009, 01:48:19 AM » |
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That's an optical illusion: it's not a pinnacle, it's a crater.
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« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2009, 11:45:09 PM » |
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The Pit of Doom?
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James The Kugai
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Surgoshan
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« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2009, 12:55:55 AM » |
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Fuck your pitiful Pit of Doom. Spend some time in my Pit of Despair and you'll break.
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Nobody withstands the machine.
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« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2009, 11:35:28 PM » |
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Yes Aku
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« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2009, 12:12:46 AM » |
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Well, at least it's not Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief? Or whatever it's called.
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well now this doesn't make sense
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« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2009, 04:46:37 AM » |
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looks pretty good to me. the trailer gave me the same feeling of 'new and hip' like the new star trek movie. which isn't really a good thing.
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« Reply #25 on: November 19, 2009, 06:42:24 AM » |
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For a brief and glorious minute I thought there was a new version of this in the making. |
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« Reply #26 on: November 19, 2009, 07:17:22 AM » |
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Well, Slayer, Megadeth and Testament are touring together at the start of next year (maybe with High on Fire?), so that's pretty close.
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Now do it with the mouth!
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« Reply #27 on: November 19, 2009, 07:23:20 AM » |
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Something to look forward too, indeed. Thanks!
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