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I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« on: 11 Aug 2007, 03:42 »
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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #1 on: 11 Aug 2007, 04:57 »
If you think God hates you, understand that I have a 2 month old baby daughter.  I will be innundated with stuff like this for the next 14 years, after which I will have to brandish a shotgun in the general direction of boys who remind me of myself.

Pink is only awesome in a few limited contexts...
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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #2 on: 11 Aug 2007, 08:10 »
sir, for making me click the link I will end you


this is not a threat, it is a promise
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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #3 on: 11 Aug 2007, 09:24 »
EVERY GIRL HAS FUN AT BARBIE GIRLS DOT COM
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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #4 on: 11 Aug 2007, 10:37 »
I'M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD!

COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY!
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Shamana

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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #5 on: 16 Aug 2007, 02:18 »
Interesting... Is Capslock abuse the first syndrome of Barbiegirl.com exposure, or are those individuals already in the advanced stages?
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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #6 on: 16 Aug 2007, 06:16 »
Quote from: Anyways on 11 Aug 2007, 03:42
We're all doomed.
how come you were surfing barbie's website?
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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #7 on: 16 Aug 2007, 08:19 »
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MlKE

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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #8 on: 17 Aug 2007, 01:00 »
don't deny your true feelings.
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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #9 on: 19 Aug 2007, 09:45 »
This entire thread makes me weep inside.
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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #10 on: 19 Aug 2007, 02:04 »
The song is groovy
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« Reply #11 on: 25 Aug 2007, 02:43 »
I wonder if someone takes this a little to the extreme and thinks that you must obey overlord barbie to communicate with friends and get a pet.
"but only my barbie can unlock the world!"
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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #12 on: 25 Aug 2007, 04:12 »
What's even more disturbing is what the OBJECTIVE of this game could be! I mean..... How many pairs of clothes can Barbie even have?? Ummm.... I can't believe I just said that.  :|
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BootsyMarie

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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #13 on: 26 Aug 2007, 12:02 »
Has anybody noticed that though Barbie is very polite, she seems to be very easily distracted by clothes, cars, and Ken.

I mean, she's not much for conversation.


Imagine it. 


"I believe that God is not a physical entity, but an impalpable existence, surrounding us, and living inside us. What do you think, Barbie?"

"I have a pink mustang!"

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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #14 on: 26 Aug 2007, 12:12 »
Quote from: mberan42 on 11 Aug 2007, 10:37
I'M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD!

COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY!

LIFE IN PLASTIC IT'S FANTASTIC
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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #15 on: 26 Aug 2007, 12:34 »
pink is great...

For the color of brains, gnome hair, umm...


I've ran out of reasons not to hate pink
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Playing With Matches

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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #16 on: 30 Aug 2007, 08:45 »
I think my brain just died a little.

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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #17 on: 30 Aug 2007, 08:46 »
Quote from: Daniel on 26 Aug 2007, 12:12
Quote from: mberan42 on 11 Aug 2007, 10:37
I'M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD!

COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY!

LIFE IN PLASTIC IT'S FANTASTIC
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR

UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE
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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #18 on: 30 Aug 2007, 08:57 »
I wish I had a pink mustang(that'd be sweet), and brains are gray aren't they?
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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #19 on: 30 Aug 2007, 10:33 »
Yes, but what do you say to the creepy old man who leaves the toy store with an armload of these toys ?
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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #20 on: 31 Aug 2007, 02:18 »
That page reminds me of zombo.com for some reason.
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greyhawk80

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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #21 on: 31 Aug 2007, 09:26 »
The saddest thing about this is that the girls who use this and idolize Barbie will end up in worse physical shape (sedintary kids=++ungood!) and be further away from the ideal they cherish. Depression, eating disorders, and physical ailments follow.
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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #22 on: 27 Dec 2011, 06:48 »
Quote from: greyhawk80 on 31 Aug 2007, 09:26
The saddest thing about this is that the girls who use this and idolize Barbie will end up in worse physical shape (sedintary kids=++ungood!) and be further away from the ideal they cherish. Depression, eating disorders, and physical ailments follow.

And then they'll start all over with their kids. And so on and so forth, creating generations upon generations of children addicted to their overpriced Mattel plastic moldings.

Amazing how easily the company absorbed that Aqua tune -which was supposed to be a damning parody of the vapidity of sugar daddy reliant rich girls- and turned the song into their own damned jingle.
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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #23 on: 02 Jan 2012, 07:55 »
Holy necro thread, Batman! 
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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #24 on: 02 Jan 2012, 10:24 »
For this, i am sending the Jem'Hadar to deal with you.
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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #25 on: 03 Jan 2012, 10:17 »
What the hell, how do you even find a thread from four and a half years ago?
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Re: I have TRUE proof that God hates us
« Reply #26 on: 03 Jan 2012, 10:17 »
Spambot bumped it to the top of the list.
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