Rightmost scientist: "This session of the Arcane Council is called to order. We are here to adjudicate very serious charges against the Golemancer Zinn, also known as Zinn the Amazing, The Zinnsational Zinn, Supergenius Zinn, Intruder Zinn, and ahem, Mister Zinncompetent."
Second rightmost: "What!? Who calls me that?"
Second leftmost: "Everyone does now, genius. But I was the one who started it, if that's what you're wondering."
Leftmost: "Oola, enough! The charges against Zinn are as follows: 1. Mathematical turpitude. 2. Gross flummoxery in the first degree. 3. Reckless instigation of mayhem WITHOUT a permit. 4. An overdue library tome. What says the accused?"
I don't know, for some reason the idea of extremely intelligent scientist drunkenly arguing reminded me of the asura trial process.
2nd left: Scoundrel!
2nd right: Hack!
2nd Left: Earbiter!
2nd Right: Dimwit!
2nd left: Nincompoop!
2nd Right: IGNORAMUS!