There has never been any news
When people try to speak a gut reaction, they end up talking out their ass.
I dreamed I was making an underwear commercial in my Maidenform bra
"I forgot to give you a going-away gift, but I tested positive, so I guess I already did."[/cruel]What emoticon would go with this?
2nd image:OK, folks, what should he say to her??
I can see your house from here...
Daaaaaaaannng.(Borrows Wapsi pun jar, rattles it at SomeCanadianWeirdo.)
Marten: "Dear Padma,I thought you should know that there was a recall notice recently on the discount condoms we were using."