My doctor came into the room and said, "You have Butts Disease." Like he was telling me to go to the grocery store. That's it. Quit the house, pack up the job, sell the kids, move to Uranus, sit on the couch and listen to "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk." That's when I found the Hellman's Mayo Clinic. They tailor their treatment to you, the (w)hole person. They use all kinds of mayo: Regular, Lite, Chipotle ... they even use Miracle Whip in their placebo studies.
There no longer needs to be a stigma attached to Butts Disease. It tuchus a long time, but society has finally learned to turn the other cheek.
You, too, can learn to live with Butts Disease.
Ask your doctor if QC is right for you.
If he or she says no, get another doctor.