Topic: QC Captions Vol. 67 (Read 3115 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 17 Jun 2012, 11:07 »

And boom goes the caption game:

Enjoy

cesariojpn · « **Reply #1 on:** 17 Jun 2012, 11:26 »

Faye: So, which one of these lovely lasses will you pick?
Marten: Uh.....I dunno, it's kinda hard to just pick one.
Emily: (Says something very raunchy that goes over Hanner's head.)

Skewbrow · « **Reply #2 on:** 17 Jun 2012, 11:31 »

Marten: Tai is high as hell. I guess I'm low as heaven. Say something to cheer me up.
Faye: Have you tried our new smoothies? I perfected this technique. Watch me.
Emily: Number 28, please.

Redball · « **Reply #3 on:** 17 Jun 2012, 11:34 »

Faye: Staring at asses again?
Marten: Can't take my eyes off it.
Emily: Does he always do that?

jwhouk · « **Reply #4 on:** 17 Jun 2012, 01:48 »

I have a list of all 66 of the previous QC Caption Game Threads, but I'm not sure where to post them. I'm also not sure if this is something that should be put in the Wiki or on here....

Anyways:

FAYE: "Didja hear? Latest polls like the tall Asian gal!"
MARTEN: "Drat. I thought the redhead would pull it out."
EMILY (to Hannelore): "...Thanks again for the number of your agent!"

DSL · « **Reply #5 on:** 17 Jun 2012, 02:08 »

MARTEN: "I didn't come here for an argument!"
FAYE: "Yes you did."
EMILY: "I would like to buy an ant."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #6 on:** 17 Jun 2012, 02:29 »

Faye: "How is it that you, Mr Lack-of-self-confidence, ALWAYS end up with the hot babes?"

Marten: "I dunno. Still, I keep wishing it was this Jeph guy I keep seeing around..."

Emily: "you seem familiar - have we met?"

BoDJangles · « **Reply #7 on:** 17 Jun 2012, 04:35 »

Faye: You were right, they all have pretty nice butts.
Marten: Do you think that one's looks kind of... chiseled?
Emily: Hey, I've seen you before! You used to be almost as tall as me!

"Chiseled," since it may not be used this way everywhere, is commonly used in the U.S. to describe men's butts.

cesariojpn · « **Reply #8 on:** 17 Jun 2012, 06:19 »

Quote from: BoDJangles on 17 Jun 2012, 04:35

Emily: Hey, I've seen you before! You used to be almost as tall as me!

REWRITE!!

Emily: Hey, I've seen you before! I think you know my brother. His name is Station!!

jmucchiello · « **Reply #9 on:** 17 Jun 2012, 06:26 »

Quote from: DSL on 17 Jun 2012, 02:08

MARTEN: "I didn't come here for an argument!"
FAYE: "Yes you did."
EMILY: "I would like to buy an ant."

Double Python, FTW!

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #10 on:** 17 Jun 2012, 06:30 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 17 Jun 2012, 01:48

I have a list of all 66 of the previous QC Caption Game Threads, but I'm not sure where to post them. I'm also not sure if this is something that should be put in the Wiki or on here....

Bravo sir, and thank you!

Unfortunately, I also am not sure where something like that should be posted.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #11 on:** 17 Jun 2012, 09:09 »

Faye: So, Tai stuck you with the interns, huh.
Marten: Yeah, but I think she may have rubbed off on them a little first...
Emily: Wanna make out?

cvcharger · « **Reply #12 on:** 17 Jun 2012, 10:28 »

Faye: Did ya hear that Jeph is planning on adding 3 new characters to QC?
Marten: Yeah, I got the memo like 3 weeks ago. Where were you?
Emily: So who are these new characters they're talking about?

DSL · « **Reply #13 on:** 18 Jun 2012, 09:19 »

Quote from: cvcharger on 17 Jun 2012, 10:28

Faye: Did ya hear that Jeph is planning on adding 3 new characters to QC?
Marten: Yeah, I got the memo like 3 weeks ago. Where were you?
Emily: So who are these new characters they're talking about?

Switch Faye's and Marten's lines FTW.

Bachi-Atari · « **Reply #14 on:** 18 Jun 2012, 09:55 »

Faye: So Tai's watching adventure time again?
Martin: Yep, I'm starting to think she's an addict.
Emily: One blood mocha please.

cvcharger · « **Reply #15 on:** 18 Jun 2012, 12:16 »

Quote from: DSL on 18 Jun 2012, 09:19

Quote from: cvcharger on 17 Jun 2012, 10:28
Faye: Did ya hear that Jeph is planning on adding 3 new characters to QC?
Marten: Yeah, I got the memo like 3 weeks ago. Where were you?
Emily: So who are these new characters they're talking about?

Switch Faye's and Marten's lines FTW.

Yeah, that version does sound better.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #16 on:** 20 Jun 2012, 12:01 »

Faye: "Have you tried our specials today?"
Marten: "No thanks. I am still pretty dysfunctional from the last time."
Emily: "I'll have what he had."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #17 on:** 20 Jun 2012, 06:38 »

Interesting adjective choice, Soulsynger

NEW IMAGE:

Happy Birthday, Jeph! even though it was a couple days ago...

Bachi-Atari · « **Reply #18 on:** 20 Jun 2012, 07:58 »

Dora: Why are you drinking the customer's coffee?
Faye: New customer service: complementary poison testing.

Jabberwocky · « **Reply #19 on:** 20 Jun 2012, 08:13 »

Quote from: Bachi-Atari on 20 Jun 2012, 07:58

Dora: Why are you drinking the customer's coffee?
~~Faye: New customer service: complementary poison testing.~~

Faye: To wash down the contents of the baked goods case.

Bachi-Atari · « **Reply #20 on:** 20 Jun 2012, 08:38 »

LOL nice correction, didn't even notice the empty case behind her.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #21 on:** 20 Jun 2012, 09:25 »

Dora: "You know you're supposed to give those to the customers when they pay for them, right?"
Faye: "Right. When they pay for them; he paid ages ago."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #22 on:** 20 Jun 2012, 12:58 »

Dora: "Aren't you supposed to be giving that to me?"

Faye: "Sounds like someone's got a case of the 'suppostas'..."

DSL · « **Reply #23 on:** 20 Jun 2012, 01:38 »

DORA: "How many times I gotta tell ya, don't bring your chaw if you're not going to bring enough to share."
FAYE: "Just lookin' out for you guys. This stuff'll give you cancer."

(less gross)

DORA: "Oh come on. Everybody thinks they sound like James Earl Jones when they talk into a plastic cup."
FAYE: "I am your father."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #24 on:** 20 Jun 2012, 02:12 »

Dora: Why are you doing that to that guy's drink?
Faye: He asked me if I wanted a banana smoothie

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #25 on:** 20 Jun 2012, 02:48 »

Dora: How many times do I have to tell you not to drink hemlock at work?
Faye: Oh, right, Xanthippe. Nag, nag, nag.

DSL · « **Reply #26 on:** 20 Jun 2012, 03:08 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 20 Jun 2012, 02:48

Dora: How many times do I have to tell you not to drink hemlock at work?
Faye: Oh, right, Xanthippe. Nag, nag, nag.

Classic.

dr. nervioso · « **Reply #27 on:** 20 Jun 2012, 05:30 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 17 Jun 2012, 06:30

Quote from: jwhouk on 17 Jun 2012, 01:48
I have a list of all 66 of the previous QC Caption Game Threads, but I'm not sure where to post them. I'm also not sure if this is something that should be put in the Wiki or on here....

Bravo sir, and thank you! Unfortunately, I also am not sure where something like that should be posted.

Perhaps, if it wouldn't too much trouble you could put them in the first post in a spoiler box so it wouldn't take to much room for those who would like to look through them.

Or the wiki would work too.

pwhodges · « **Reply #28 on:** 20 Jun 2012, 09:08 »

Look up to the menu: "Search"; "QC Captions".

Voila!

cvcharger · « **Reply #29 on:** 21 Jun 2012, 01:24 »

Customer: (Jedi mind trick voice) You will drink the poisoned coffee.
Dora: Oh please, that only works on the weak minded.
Faye: (Under hypnosis) I will drink the poisoned coffee.

The customer does look like he's trying to do a Jedi mind trick. Just saying.

techkid · « **Reply #30 on:** 21 Jun 2012, 02:42 »

Dora: "You can't brush your teeth and work at the same time!"
Faye (with garbled voice): "Fine. I'll just spit out my mouthwash."

Soulsynger · « **Reply #31 on:** 21 Jun 2012, 03:00 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 20 Jun 2012, 06:38

Interesting adjective choice, Soulsynger NEW IMAGE:

And don't I know it.

Dora: "If you watch our show-livestream right now it looks like this extra here is giving the statue of liberty poster a tiny finger-high-five."
Faye: "I'll drink his coffee to that."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #32 on:** 21 Jun 2012, 05:11 »

Dora: "What sort of flavoured syrup did you put in that coffee?"

Faye: "Bourbon"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #33 on:** 21 Jun 2012, 08:49 »

Dora: Wait! Save some for me!
Faye: Are you kidding? This blue mountain stuff doesn't exactly grow on ... oh wait.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #34 on:** 21 Jun 2012, 09:03 »

You win

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #35 on:** 21 Jun 2012, 09:59 »

Man, I love me some Blue Mountain. Best coffee on the planet; I kinda wish it was more readily available but then I really don't want to know what atrocities places like Starbucks would sink to if they got ahold of some.

DSL · « **Reply #36 on:** 21 Jun 2012, 10:03 »

FAYE (to customer): "Memes? You wanna talk about memes? What does this remind you of?"
DORA: "Dammit, Faye ... "

Soulsynger · « **Reply #37 on:** 21 Jun 2012, 10:22 »

Quote from: DSL on 21 Jun 2012, 10:03

FAYE (to customer): "Memes? You wanna talk about memes? What does this remind you of?"
DORA: "Dammit, Faye ... "

Customer (and me): "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeugh!"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #38 on:** 21 Jun 2012, 12:10 »

Dora: Dammit Faye... we need repeat customers!
Faye: He wasn't coming back anyway, everyone knows what happens to red-shirted bit characters

DSL · « **Reply #39 on:** 21 Jun 2012, 01:15 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 21 Jun 2012, 12:10

Dora: Dammit Faye... we need repeat customers!
Faye: He wasn't coming back anyway, everyone knows what happens to red-shirted bit characters

You win one enterprise.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #40 on:** 21 Jun 2012, 03:27 »

Dora: Careful, Faye, that stuff'll put hair on your chest
Faye: Too late... the raccoon incident took care of that a while back

cvcharger · « **Reply #41 on:** 21 Jun 2012, 04:24 »

Dora: So, apparently there is this alternate world where there is this woman who hangs out with a bird that yells profanity, a floating opossum, and a talking bubble.
Faye: I would think that you were trying to tell some kind of joke, but that place sounds oddly familiar.

cesariojpn · « **Reply #42 on:** 21 Jun 2012, 06:02 »

Dora: Every damn night, that stupid bird keeps chirping his little ass off when me and Marten try to have sex!!
Faye: And this concerns me.....how?
(Customer is flabbergasted at the commentary and Faye sipping his coffee.)

cvcharger · « **Reply #43 on:** 21 Jun 2012, 09:48 »

Quote from: cesariojpn on 21 Jun 2012, 06:02

Dora: Every damn night, that stupid bird keeps chirping his little ass off when me and Marten try to have sex!!
Faye: And this concerns me.....how?
(Customer is flabbergasted at the commentary and Faye sipping his coffee.)

Faye: Wait, I thought you and Marten broke up a long time ago.
Dora: We did, but no one said we can't be friends with benefits.
(Customer's response is same as before.)

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #44 on:** 21 Jun 2012, 10:33 »

Dora: I can't believe you dragged me out to check out the competition.
Faye: Whatever, at least this place lets you make your own drinks.
Red Shirt Dude: Are you enjoying your Faykucheeneaux?

cesariojpn · « **Reply #45 on:** 22 Jun 2012, 01:12 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 21 Jun 2012, 10:33

Dora: I can't believe you dragged me out to check out the competition.
Faye: Whatever, at least this place lets you make your own drinks.
Red Shirt Dude: Are you enjoying your Faykucheeneaux?

Faye: Ugh, remind me to tell you never to hire AnthroPC's to be barristas.
Dora: You reminded me of what Momo said to you once.

jmucchiello · « **Reply #46 on:** 22 Jun 2012, 07:05 »

The next image should involve the accordion guy.

Carl-E · « **Reply #47 on:** 22 Jun 2012, 08:01 »

Quote from: cesariojpn on 22 Jun 2012, 01:12

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 21 Jun 2012, 10:33
Dora: I can't believe you dragged me out to check out the competition.
Faye: Whatever, at least this place lets you make your own drinks.
Red Shirt Dude: Are you enjoying your Faykucheeneaux?

Faye: Ugh, remind me to tell you never to hire AnthroPC's to be barristas.
Dora: You reminded me of what Momo said to you once.

Intentional poisoning is not an accident, no matter how horrible.

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