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[mustang6172]

I would like to make the following QC predictions for 2013.

• The return of Padma.
• Pintsize discovers an estranged evil twin.
• Momo flirts with Sven.
• Hanners dates a robot… again (possibly Station).
• Dora-Tai-Claire threesome.
• Penny disappears without explanation.
• Angus and Faye breakup.
• The return of holopony.
• Marigold finds an earthbound source of Space Ham.

Ok, maybe this is more of a wishlist.

[riccostar]

predictions wishlist:

• Faye falls into a lake (although I may have missed my best chance at that)
• Sven and Marten go to a show
• Momo and Sven get together
• An otter appears as a substory character which Yelling Bird lusts after

[Kugai]

I would like to make the following QC predictions for 2013.

• The return of Padma - And she's pregnant!!!
• Pintsize discovers an estranged evil twin.  And in the end it's discovered that Pintsize is the actual evil twin.
• Momo flirts with Sven, but eventually hooks up with Steve.
• Hanners dates a robot… again (possibly Station).  Eventually, she has an affair with Spaceship.
• Dora-Tai-Claire threesome.  They eventually move in together with Veronica Vance.
• Penny disappears without explanation.  We eventually find out she's now MIB and ......  *Flash*  Huh?
• Angus and Faye breakup.  Angus joins a Trappist Monastery and Faye hooks up with Agent Turing.
• The return of holopony and he's not happy.[/i]
• Marigold finds an earthbound source of Space Ham and it's Dale!!

Ok, maybe this is more of a wishlist.

FIFY   

[Pilchard123]

So is Dale the supplier of Space Ham or is Dale actually the Space Ham? I'm confused.

[DSL]

So is Dale the supplier of Space Ham or is Dale actually the Space Ham? I'm confused.

Yes.

Dale is part Shmoo.

[Redball]

That may need a Wikipedia lookup, considering it ran in Li'l Abner in 1948. Or is it thoroughly embedded in the popular culture?

[Rusty]

tension betwen faye and Beefy

something about padma

pintsize gets an upgrade

Momo gets mistaken by somebody for something else




question- is claire attracted to men or women?

[DSL]

That may need a Wikipedia lookup, considering it ran in Li'l Abner in 1948. Or is it thoroughly embedded in the popular culture?

Probably not. But this crowd knows how to research.

[cesium133]

tension betwen faye and Beefy

Who's Beefy?

question- is claire attracted to men or women?

Men, apparently.

[Pilchard123]

Who's Beefy?

Angus. Like the cow.

[jwhouk]

question- is claire attracted to men or women?

Men, apparently.

Dang, you didn't let me make a twenty bucks joke.

[TheCollyWolly]

I would be sad if Angus and Faye broke up. I like Angus.

My prediction is that the franken-Roomba's children return to exact revenge upon Pintsize and Winslow.

[Rusty]

Who's Beefy?

Angus. Like the cow.

This ^

[Is it cold in here?]

Marten will mope.

[pwhodges]

Everyone will be wrong.

[cesariojpn]

Jeph goes nutso again, changes QC into nothing but Holopony 4koma strips.

Everyone will be wrong.

Don't be mean.

[mustang6172]

• Pintsize discovers an estranged evil twin.  And in the end it's discovered that Pintsize is the actual evil twin.

FIFY   

That's not fixed; it's just redundant.

[riccostar]

Marten will mope.

And we have our winner for most accurate prediction for 2013!

Side note: it also would have won the award for years 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, and 2012

congratulations champion!

[Border Reiver]

My prediction for 2013 - we will read the comics faithfully, and then indulge in varying degrees of fanwank, analysis and (hopefully) good natured criticism.

[MillionDollar Belt Sander]

Faye decides to get a boob-job and then opens a sheet-metal fabrication shop specializing in "dangerous coffee-makers!"

Angus gets offered the job of his dreams but decides to stay local because "the coffee down there sucks!"

Marigold accidentally uploads questionable pics of herself the 'net and is discovered by a nerd-centric marketing company!

Hanners tests a new OCD med and becomes EVEN MORE WEIRD!

Dora and Tai hook up.    Often.   With great vigor!

Martin is accidentally injected with Testosterone,  grows a pair, gets some spine and decides to make some serious changes -- only to have it wear off two strips later!

[Carl-E]

Martin is accidentally injected with Testosterone,  grows a pair, gets some spine and decides to make some serious changes -- only to have it wear off two strips later!

But first, he has to decide what he wants.  Besides a cheeseburger. 

[DSL]

Martin is accidentally injected with Testosterone,  grows a pair, gets some spine and decides to make some serious changes -- only to have it wear off two strips later!

But first, he has to decide what he wants.  Besides a cheeseburger.

And a haircut. Don't forget a haircut.

[Is it cold in here?]

He needs someone to guide them through figuring out his goals. Someone to ask "What do you want?".

Someone like Morden.

[Bev]

Momo and Sam become crime fighters and must defeat Pizza Girl.

[DSL]

Momo and Sam become crimefighters and join Pizza Girl to defeat Dale. Then Momo tries to fix Dale up with Marigold.

[Kugai]

Marigold freaks and becomes the QC Dr. Evil.

[DSL]

Pintsize uploads himself into Momo's old chassis and becomes Dr. Evilgold's Mini-me.

[snubnose]

> The return of Padma.
... who ?


> Pintsize discovers an estranged evil twin.
1. Pintsize is a robot, thus he never was born, thus no "twin"
2. It would be a good twin, if at all


> Momo flirts with Sven.
> Hanners dates a robot… again (possibly Station).
Hmm naah we already had those. Moving on, moving on.


> Dora-Tai-Claire threesome.
...

Yeah, right ... *slowly moves backward*


> Penny disappears without explanation.
Oh, this didnt happen yet ?


> Angus and Faye breakup.
Those two ? Why ?!?


> The return of holopony.
> Marigold finds an earthbound source of Space Ham.
Meh.

[jwhouk]

• Jeph finally introduces Harriet as a love interest... for Jim.
• Claire gets caught in a weird love triangle between herself, Marigold and Dale.
• Hannelore, at some point, comments on how weird Emily is.
• As just as Jeph probably doesn't want to do it, we get to see Marten's dad's wedding.
• ...And for some strange reason, mom was invited!

[DSL]

Interesting things have happened in QC that Jeph said he'd never do, usually because he's developed more confidence as an artist. For example, we've seen quite a bit of Faye. So I'm holding out hope for the wedding.

Perhaps Veronica has been invited to be the ... something or other ... of honor; she would probably object to either the term "maid" or "matron." Maybe she'll give Henry away, or auction him off.

I'd say Dora still has an excellent chance to be flower girl.

I can see Hanners and Emily each trying to out-weird the other but -- like the question of who Pizza Girl actually is, or how the Bros enter or leave a room -- it should never, ever be resolved.

[Pilchard123]

Madam of honour?

[cesium133]

• Jeph finally introduces Harriet as a love interest... for Jim.

Jim from the Secret Bakery, or Jim from the bar?

[Is it cold in here?]

Hannelore, Raven, and Emily go out for pizza and create the Weirdness Singularity.

[jwhouk]

• Jeph finally introduces Harriet as a love interest... for Jim.

Jim from the Secret Bakery, or Jim from the bar?

Yes.

[DSL]

Hannelore, Raven, and Emily go out for pizza and create the Weirdness Singularity.

... with Penelope.

[TheEvilDog]

Things will happen, events will occur and comments will be made. Shenanigans will also be involved.

[cesium133]

• Jeph finally introduces Harriet as a love interest... for Jim.

Jim from the Secret Bakery, or Jim from the bar?

Yes.

What if Jim from the bar and Jim from the bakery are secretly the same person? 

[celticgeek]

Shhhhhhh!

[Kugai]

Keep it secret

Keep it safe

[idontunderstand]

Things will happen, events will occur and comments will be made. Shenanigans will also be involved.

Quotes will be made. Discussion will take place. Hilarity could ensue.

[Kugai]

In other words, same shit, different year.

[foolsguinea]

I can see Momo flirting with Sven. Most of these not so much.

Jeph goes nutso again, changes QC into nothing but Holopony 4koma strips.

That could work. But it won't happen.

Momo and Sam become crimefighters and join Pizza Girl to defeat Dale. Then Momo tries to fix Dale up with Marigold.

Plausible.

• Hannelore, at some point, comments on how weird Emily is.

Hannelore, Raven, and Emily go out for pizza and create the Weirdness Singularity.

... with Penelope.

That could work!

My prediction? Things will get weird and uncomfortable between Claire and...probably Marten. Maybe Claire and Steve. Possibly Claire and Hanners. Cosette may strike Claire at some point.

[HiFranc]

Marten will mope.

And we have our winner for most accurate prediction for 2013!

I have another prediction (or two):

Marten will stop moping by the end of the year!  Pintsize finds that too much weirdness to cope with.

[pwhodges]

That's like suggesting that Shinji will attain true happiness in Evangelion.

[Redball]

Having finished the book she's reading, Harriet will show off her knowledge with cataclysmic results. It may involve pushing the green "go" button on the right side of her chair. Perhaps she'll aim at Yelling Bird.

[techkid]

Things will happen, events will occur and comments will be made. Shenanigans will also be involved.

Quotes will be made. Discussion will take place. Hilarity could ensue.

And don't forget the side dishes of fanboyism and nerd-rage.

One theoretical possibility is that Pintsize gives up on the porn (statistically, it's not impossible. Improbable, probably). What he does after that is anyone's guess.

[Carl-E]

Starts moping. 

[Kugai]

I'll mind the wet floors then.

[Redball]

Wait, are you talking about using a mope on the floors after Harriet barfs?

[Kugai]

Along with Handy Andy