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2013 Predictions
« on: 24 Dec 2012, 07:19 »

I would like to make the following QC predictions for 2013.

• The return of Padma.
• Pintsize discovers an estranged evil twin.
• Momo flirts with Sven.
• Hanners dates a robot… again (possibly Station).
• Dora-Tai-Claire threesome.
• Penny disappears without explanation.
• Angus and Faye breakup.
• The return of holopony.
• Marigold finds an earthbound source of Space Ham.

Ok, maybe this is more of a wishlist.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #1 on: 24 Dec 2012, 08:18 »

predictions wishlist:

  • Faye falls into a lake (although I may have missed my best chance at that)
  • Sven and Marten go to a show
  • Momo and Sven get together
  • An otter appears as a substory character which Yelling Bird lusts after


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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #2 on: 25 Dec 2012, 10:16 »

I would like to make the following QC predictions for 2013.

• The return of Padma - And she's pregnant!!!
• Pintsize discovers an estranged evil twin.  And in the end it's discovered that Pintsize is the actual evil twin.
• Momo flirts with Sven, but eventually hooks up with Steve.
• Hanners dates a robot… again (possibly Station).  Eventually, she has an affair with Spaceship.
• Dora-Tai-Claire threesome.  They eventually move in together with Veronica Vance.
• Penny disappears without explanation.  We eventually find out she's now MIB and ......  *Flash*  Huh?
• Angus and Faye breakup.  Angus joins a Trappist Monastery and Faye hooks up with Agent Turing.
• The return of holopony and he's not happy.[/i]
• Marigold finds an earthbound source of Space Ham and it's Dale!!

Ok, maybe this is more of a wishlist.

FIFY    :-D
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #3 on: 25 Dec 2012, 10:44 »

So is Dale the supplier of Space Ham or is Dale actually the Space Ham? I'm confused.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #4 on: 25 Dec 2012, 11:03 »

So is Dale the supplier of Space Ham or is Dale actually the Space Ham? I'm confused.

Yes.

Dale is part Shmoo.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #5 on: 25 Dec 2012, 11:35 »

That may need a Wikipedia lookup, considering it ran in Li'l Abner in 1948. Or is it thoroughly embedded in the popular culture?
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #6 on: 25 Dec 2012, 11:39 »

tension betwen faye and Beefy

something about padma

pintsize gets an upgrade

Momo gets mistaken by somebody for something else




question- is claire attracted to men or women?
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #7 on: 25 Dec 2012, 11:57 »

That may need a Wikipedia lookup, considering it ran in Li'l Abner in 1948. Or is it thoroughly embedded in the popular culture?

Probably not. But this crowd knows how to research.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #8 on: 25 Dec 2012, 12:08 »

tension betwen faye and Beefy
Who's Beefy?

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Men, apparently.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #9 on: 25 Dec 2012, 12:10 »

Who's Beefy?

Angus. Like the cow.
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« Reply #10 on: 25 Dec 2012, 01:06 »

question- is claire attracted to men or women?
Men, apparently.

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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #11 on: 25 Dec 2012, 02:08 »

I would be sad if Angus and Faye broke up. I like Angus.

My prediction is that the franken-Roomba's children return to exact revenge upon Pintsize and Winslow.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #12 on: 25 Dec 2012, 02:18 »

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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #13 on: 25 Dec 2012, 02:27 »

Marten will mope.
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« Reply #14 on: 25 Dec 2012, 03:05 »

Everyone will be wrong.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #15 on: 25 Dec 2012, 03:42 »

Jeph goes nutso again, changes QC into nothing but Holopony 4koma strips.

Everyone will be wrong.

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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #16 on: 25 Dec 2012, 05:28 »

• Pintsize discovers an estranged evil twin.  And in the end it's discovered that Pintsize is the actual evil twin.

FIFY    :-D

That's not fixed; it's just redundant.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #17 on: 25 Dec 2012, 08:21 »

Marten will mope.

And we have our winner for most accurate prediction for 2013!

Side note: it also would have won the award for years 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, and 2012

congratulations champion!
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #18 on: 26 Dec 2012, 05:02 »

My prediction for 2013 - we will read the comics faithfully, and then indulge in varying degrees of fanwank, analysis and (hopefully) good natured criticism.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #19 on: 26 Dec 2012, 01:48 »

Faye decides to get a boob-job and then opens a sheet-metal fabrication shop specializing in "dangerous coffee-makers!"

Angus gets offered the job of his dreams but decides to stay local because "the coffee down there sucks!"

Marigold accidentally uploads questionable pics of herself the 'net and is discovered by a nerd-centric marketing company!

Hanners tests a new OCD med and becomes EVEN MORE WEIRD!

Dora and Tai hook up.    Often.   With great vigor!

Martin is accidentally injected with Testosterone,  grows a pair, gets some spine and decides to make some serious changes -- only to have it wear off two strips later!
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #20 on: 27 Dec 2012, 12:07 »

Martin is accidentally injected with Testosterone,  grows a pair, gets some spine and decides to make some serious changes -- only to have it wear off two strips later!

But first, he has to decide what he wants.  Besides a cheeseburger. 
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« Reply #21 on: 27 Dec 2012, 05:52 »

Martin is accidentally injected with Testosterone,  grows a pair, gets some spine and decides to make some serious changes -- only to have it wear off two strips later!

But first, he has to decide what he wants.  Besides a cheeseburger.

And a haircut. Don't forget a haircut.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #22 on: 27 Dec 2012, 07:18 »

He needs someone to guide them through figuring out his goals. Someone to ask "What do you want?".

Someone like Morden.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #23 on: 27 Dec 2012, 07:19 »

Momo and Sam become crime fighters and must defeat Pizza Girl.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #24 on: 27 Dec 2012, 07:45 »

Momo and Sam become crimefighters and join Pizza Girl to defeat Dale. Then Momo tries to fix Dale up with Marigold.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #25 on: 27 Dec 2012, 08:28 »

Marigold freaks and becomes the QC Dr. Evil.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #26 on: 27 Dec 2012, 08:38 »

Pintsize uploads himself into Momo's old chassis and becomes Dr. Evilgold's Mini-me.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #27 on: 28 Dec 2012, 05:27 »

> The return of Padma.
... who ?


> Pintsize discovers an estranged evil twin.
1. Pintsize is a robot, thus he never was born, thus no "twin"
2. It would be a good twin, if at all


> Momo flirts with Sven.
> Hanners dates a robot… again (possibly Station).
Hmm naah we already had those. Moving on, moving on.


> Dora-Tai-Claire threesome.
...

Yeah, right ... *slowly moves backward*


> Penny disappears without explanation.
Oh, this didnt happen yet ?


> Angus and Faye breakup.
Those two ? Why ?!?


> The return of holopony.
> Marigold finds an earthbound source of Space Ham.
Meh.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #28 on: 28 Dec 2012, 06:28 »

  • Jeph finally introduces Harriet as a love interest... for Jim.
  • Claire gets caught in a weird love triangle between herself, Marigold and Dale.
  • Hannelore, at some point, comments on how weird Emily is.
  • As just as Jeph probably doesn't want to do it, we get to see Marten's dad's wedding.
  • ...And for some strange reason, mom was invited!

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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #29 on: 28 Dec 2012, 07:09 »

Interesting things have happened in QC that Jeph said he'd never do, usually because he's developed more confidence as an artist. For example, we've seen quite a bit of Faye. So I'm holding out hope for the wedding.

Perhaps Veronica has been invited to be the ... something or other ... of honor; she would probably object to either the term "maid" or "matron." Maybe she'll give Henry away, or auction him off.

I'd say Dora still has an excellent chance to be flower girl.

I can see Hanners and Emily each trying to out-weird the other but -- like the question of who Pizza Girl actually is, or how the Bros enter or leave a room -- it should never, ever be resolved.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #30 on: 28 Dec 2012, 07:31 »

Madam of honour?
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #31 on: 28 Dec 2012, 08:24 »

  • Jeph finally introduces Harriet as a love interest... for Jim.
Jim from the Secret Bakery, or Jim from the bar?
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #32 on: 28 Dec 2012, 08:24 »

Hannelore, Raven, and Emily go out for pizza and create the Weirdness Singularity.
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« Reply #33 on: 28 Dec 2012, 08:38 »

  • Jeph finally introduces Harriet as a love interest... for Jim.
Jim from the Secret Bakery, or Jim from the bar?

Yes.

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« Reply #34 on: 28 Dec 2012, 09:23 »

Hannelore, Raven, and Emily go out for pizza and create the Weirdness Singularity.

... with Penelope.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #35 on: 28 Dec 2012, 11:22 »

Things will happen, events will occur and comments will be made. Shenanigans will also be involved.
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« Reply #36 on: 28 Dec 2012, 11:34 »

  • Jeph finally introduces Harriet as a love interest... for Jim.
Jim from the Secret Bakery, or Jim from the bar?

Yes.
What if Jim from the bar and Jim from the bakery are secretly the same person?  :psyduck:
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« Reply #37 on: 28 Dec 2012, 12:14 »

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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #38 on: 28 Dec 2012, 08:26 »

Keep it secret

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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #39 on: 29 Dec 2012, 01:56 »

Things will happen, events will occur and comments will be made. Shenanigans will also be involved.

Quotes will be made. Discussion will take place. Hilarity could ensue.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #40 on: 29 Dec 2012, 02:00 »

In other words, same shit, different year.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #41 on: 29 Dec 2012, 07:38 »

I can see Momo flirting with Sven. Most of these not so much.

Jeph goes nutso again, changes QC into nothing but Holopony 4koma strips.
That could work. But it won't happen.

Momo and Sam become crimefighters and join Pizza Girl to defeat Dale. Then Momo tries to fix Dale up with Marigold.
Plausible.

  • Hannelore, at some point, comments on how weird Emily is.
Hannelore, Raven, and Emily go out for pizza and create the Weirdness Singularity.
... with Penelope.
That could work!

My prediction? Things will get weird and uncomfortable between Claire and...probably Marten. Maybe Claire and Steve. Possibly Claire and Hanners. Cosette may strike Claire at some point.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #42 on: 30 Dec 2012, 10:05 »

Marten will mope.

And we have our winner for most accurate prediction for 2013!

I have another prediction (or two):

Marten will stop moping by the end of the year!  Pintsize finds that too much weirdness to cope with.
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« Reply #43 on: 30 Dec 2012, 10:35 »

That's like suggesting that Shinji will attain true happiness in Evangelion.
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« Reply #44 on: 30 Dec 2012, 10:56 »

Having finished the book she's reading, Harriet will show off her knowledge with cataclysmic results. It may involve pushing the green "go" button on the right side of her chair. Perhaps she'll aim at Yelling Bird.
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« Reply #45 on: 31 Dec 2012, 06:47 »

Things will happen, events will occur and comments will be made. Shenanigans will also be involved.

Quotes will be made. Discussion will take place. Hilarity could ensue.
And don't forget the side dishes of fanboyism and nerd-rage.

One theoretical possibility is that Pintsize gives up on the porn (statistically, it's not impossible. Improbable, probably). What he does after that is anyone's guess.
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #46 on: 31 Dec 2012, 07:54 »

Starts moping. 
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Re: 2013 Predictions
« Reply #47 on: 31 Dec 2012, 01:10 »

I'll mind the wet floors then.
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« Reply #48 on: 31 Dec 2012, 01:14 »

Wait, are you talking about using a mope on the floors after Harriet barfs?
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« Reply #49 on: 01 Jan 2013, 05:15 »

Along with Handy Andy
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