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« Reply #50 on: December 29, 2004, 08:54:56 AM » |
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Awsome comic today. I love how it goes from Steve being a little upset over here being a virgin, wtf why would that upset him. To him being worried that he won't meet her expectations when she has not real experience to base said expectations on.
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quando omni flunkus moritati
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
-Denis Diderot
There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't.
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« Reply #51 on: December 29, 2004, 09:22:40 AM » |
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I just loved her expression when he turned up at the door. I've seen that look a few times, and it means good things are a-comin' for somebody.
Strange how he's gone from being concerned about her age to talking sex with her. Is she still jailbait, or has the birthday been and gone?
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« Reply #52 on: December 29, 2004, 09:57:40 AM » |
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I am pretty sure this is happening the day after the date on which he discovered her age. So she should still be jailbait at this point.
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quando omni flunkus moritati
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
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There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't.
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« Reply #53 on: December 29, 2004, 11:57:57 AM » |
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Screw age! if they want to get it done, they should get it done!
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czar0406: do you enjoy some big fat disgusting slug waggin' his slimey greasy tongue at you?
MutantCircus: Hey, Jabba's a pimp.
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« Reply #54 on: December 29, 2004, 12:44:51 PM » |
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The latest comic I found slightly disturbing.
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I, for one, welcome the fragmentation of deeper levels of shared reality.
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« Reply #55 on: December 29, 2004, 02:14:38 PM » |
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I'm still giggling from the comic. One of the best so far in my opinion. Sex humor is always a good thing.
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« Reply #56 on: December 29, 2004, 02:58:53 PM » |
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QC fan strip! Boobs!You know, duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side and it binds the universe together.
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« Reply #57 on: December 29, 2004, 08:13:34 PM » |
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thirded?
This is one of the first comics in a while I've found myself actually laughing out loud about (or, as they say on the internet, "lol").
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« Reply #58 on: December 29, 2004, 09:38:19 PM » |
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It has been confirmed that Ellen is a quality female - she has an explodingdog poster in her room. Huzzah!
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« Reply #59 on: December 29, 2004, 10:09:16 PM » |
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WOOT! first poster on the new comic!
you do good work, jeph. very funny indeed
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You suck. and by that i mean, "Jesus loves you"
no title is better than Jesus the Serengetti Pirate
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« Reply #60 on: December 29, 2004, 10:15:11 PM » |
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I'm digging the raunchy comics jeph.  CONQUISTAPORN! |
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« Reply #61 on: December 29, 2004, 11:00:04 PM » |
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Side joke - Most girls don't like to be poked in the ass
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Man, Friday night and I'm drawing tacos to post on the internet. I need another drink.
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« Reply #62 on: December 29, 2004, 11:01:13 PM » |
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Steve and Ellen sure do make a cute couple. I hope things continue to work out for them! your sick. when will you learn you can't play GOD!!! *storms out of room abruptly and trips over laundry hamper* |
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« Reply #63 on: December 29, 2004, 11:38:59 PM » |
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Steve and Ellen sure do make a cute couple. I hope things continue to work out for them! lol 1. I thought the same thing, too. 2. Therefore concured with the quote above. A small shot of *the fuzzy feeling inside you get from outside validation* 3. "WTF this dude write's the stuff!" Hilarious, and somewhat cute. PS: I know my English sucks. |
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« Reply #64 on: December 29, 2004, 11:39:17 PM » |
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Steve and Ellen sure do make a cute couple. I hope things continue to work out for them! lol 1. I thought the same thing, too. 2. Therefore concured with the quote above. A small shot of *the fuzzy feeling inside you get from outside validation* 3. "WTF this dude write's the stuff!" Hilarious, and somewhat cute. PS: I know my English sucks. |
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« Reply #65 on: December 29, 2004, 11:43:36 PM » |
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Ellen is kickass... I love how he says three words and then gets to make out. Reminds me of how things happened... *le sigh*
Anyways....
Natasha = Ellens secret protection officer
Ellen = queen of englands secret love daughter!
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« Reply #66 on: December 29, 2004, 11:43:49 PM » |
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the word conquista porn, plus the idea of claiming things in the name of his wang was fucking bossss
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« Reply #67 on: December 29, 2004, 11:48:06 PM » |
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Sorry for the double post. I got some PHP error message instead of a confirmation.
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« Reply #68 on: December 30, 2004, 03:32:39 AM » |
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Great strip. Not what I was expecting but damn nice. Good that Ellen and Steven get some more attention (now only pintsize needs to make more apperances).
Wuddel: Thats quite common. If you get one just go back and check the forum. Your post will be made even if you get that error.
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If you woke up breathing, Congratulations! You got another chance.
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« Reply #69 on: December 30, 2004, 04:26:15 AM » |
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Steve is actually a Steve robot! Made to exact specifications by Pintsize. Pintsize is piloting the robot in an effort to learn more about kissing and why humans like it. But it didn't = SSH this time..
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I see angels on Ariels in leather and chrome, Swooping down from heaven to carry me home.
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« Reply #70 on: December 30, 2004, 07:33:37 AM » |
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Man, Ellen is so totally having one over on Steve.
This is awesome.
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« Reply #71 on: December 30, 2004, 01:54:39 PM » |
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I hate your avatar. |
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« Reply #72 on: December 30, 2004, 02:24:52 PM » |
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Harsh!
I dig yours
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« Reply #73 on: December 30, 2004, 03:36:27 PM » |
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conquista-porn. that is a great word, and should be added to the dictionary.  |
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If i could find you now things would get better, We could leave this town and run forever!
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« Reply #74 on: December 30, 2004, 08:51:55 PM » |
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SB, you & I both.
\m/
I'm seeing them live on the 7th.
For the second time.
*wiggles in excitement*
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« Reply #75 on: December 30, 2004, 08:56:45 PM » |
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wiggling in excitement seems an odd thing to do.
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« Reply #76 on: December 30, 2004, 09:05:45 PM » |
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I have to admit, I'm a rather odd girl.
I don't expect anyone to understand the "wiggling in excitment". It's just something to express when you get so excited you get help but figgit... or grin... or wiggle for that matter.
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« Reply #77 on: December 30, 2004, 09:20:13 PM » |
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silversteins playing with underoath in january near me. don't know if i should go. not too familiar with either bands work.
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« Reply #78 on: December 30, 2004, 11:36:00 PM » |
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Go.
I've seen both bands. Silverstein at Warped tour and Underoath when they played with Coheed and Cambria in Hamilton.
Both bands are very good, in my opinon. Underoath is a little to scream-y for my tastes but they are very driving. Silverstein is alot more lyrical and guitar driven. I'm not really sure if I could compare these to bands to any others because they are both pretty singual in style.
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« Reply #79 on: December 31, 2004, 12:17:49 AM » |
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apperently everybody else on Long Island has the same idea as you, cause the 1/15 and 1/16 shows at The Downtown are sold out. "snooze ya lose" i guess for my sake.
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« Reply #80 on: December 31, 2004, 12:32:46 AM » |
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What does this have to do with the comic?
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Deathmole Jacques' head takes up the bottom half of the panel, with his words taking up the top half. He is not concerned about the life of his friend.
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« Reply #81 on: December 31, 2004, 12:44:14 AM » |
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sorry. but anyway can anyone imagine how gross it would be to get smacked in the face with HEAD CHEESE!
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« Reply #82 on: December 31, 2004, 01:18:36 AM » |
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Must fight cheese wheels of DOOOM! FAYE THE DAIRY AVENGER[/b]- protector of Martin whether he likes it or not *wink wink nudge nudge, NUDGE DAMMIT!*
Faye helpless, Bah! That is just things that girls say to make men feel like they are protective and whatnot. Martin is too smart for her tricks, but he stays and she likes him staying and they discuss the intimate topic of dairy thrashing with a hint of Faye contractions (shocking, no?)...do I notice an empty coffee chop where much smooches were discussed and sex between the two people in the empty coffee shop (perhaps not completely empty) on sacks of coffee was ludely mentioned? I do believe I do. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...a little bit of lovin' near the zombie monkey? Methinks...yes! Do it like Steve and Ellen do it.
Ellen/Steve is mucho coolio and Conquista-Porn could easily be transferred into a porn genre and be made millions of dollars off of. Jeph, you are a genius. Can you not imagine someone like Ron Jeremy claiming an ass in the name of his wang?
It seems as if rhetorical questions have become my method of communication, has it not? Must stop questioning things that aren't supposed to be questioned or answered, should I? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
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"We may not always be as happy as you always dreamed we'd be but for once lets just allow ourselves to be what we are"
Deceivers that blatantly bequeath their own agendas upon the populace of foreign nations deserve to be mauled by rampaging bears.
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« Reply #83 on: December 31, 2004, 12:31:21 PM » |
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Faye dressed up as an underwear ninja, avenging wrongdoers with ninja stars of cheese and a staff of crazy bread! WOOOO!
I smell spinoff. Or maybe it's limburger?
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