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« on: June 14, 2005, 01:06:37 PM » |
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I'm not sure if this belongs in the Weekly Comic thread or if my memory's just bad, but what happened to Pintsize's laser? Surely that would get through any amount of duct tape?
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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2005, 01:11:56 PM » |
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The government removed it.
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2005, 01:14:39 PM » |
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Ah, ok. I couldn't remember whether they got away with hiding it from them.
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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2005, 01:16:00 PM » |
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Technically Dora removed it and essentially told Alan Turring to shove it up his ass.
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2005, 01:21:17 PM » |
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Oh yeah, I forgot that they were gonna take Pintsize but they took out the laser instead.
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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2005, 01:26:02 PM » |
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Actually Dora removed it and introduced herself to the guy and he ran away.
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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2005, 01:46:33 PM » |
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Haha, that was funny. FBI agent vs. Coffee shop owner. Winner - Coffee shop owner.
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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2005, 02:14:34 PM » |
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Shhh! He lost to a Space Owl and the Canary of Doom!
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« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2005, 10:15:58 PM » |
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Also, the laser wouldn't get through the duct tape, it would stick to it. Everything sticks to duct tape - even high-powered energy beams.
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« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2005, 01:34:13 AM » |
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YAY....more Pintsize. Lasers...duct tape....Kryptonite....all of it moot YAY FOR PINTSIZE:) sorry....i just really like pintsize, I think if I cant have a GiR a pintsize type device would be damn near as amusing  |
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« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2005, 09:48:17 AM » |
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i agree, his laser would be powerless against the almighty duct tape. EVERYTHING is powerless against the almight duct tape.
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« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2005, 10:18:39 AM » |
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what about a duct-tape laser?
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« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2005, 09:59:06 AM » |
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ah, yes! the one thing mightier than the almighty duct tape!
...shame it doesn't exist...
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« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2005, 04:15:44 PM » |
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Nothing can break through ducttape. Water and some other substances can, however, render the stickyness useless.
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« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2005, 09:02:28 PM » |
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Haha, that was funny. FBI agent vs. Coffee shop owner. Winner - Coffee shop owner. Is she the owner or just the general manager? Of course Coffee of Doom doesn't sound like a chain store name so maybe she is the owner.  |
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« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2005, 12:15:15 PM » |
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I will start the Coffe of Doom franchise. Who wants to give me start-up capital?
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« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2005, 06:24:17 PM » |
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Nothing can break through ducttape. Water and some other substances can, however, render the stickyness useless. Not to mention that the average gaffer can tear it up like paper... |
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« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2005, 11:08:02 PM » |
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render the stickyness useless. What kind of crappy duct rape are you using? The shit I got is WATERPROOF. |
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« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2005, 11:10:21 PM » |
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Not if you dip it in water and throw it in a woodchipper. But that doesn't count in most people's eyes. Most people are wrong though.  |
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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars. |
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« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2005, 12:02:44 AM » |
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Duct tape dipped in water and thrown in a woodchipper would just result to bits of tape stuck everywhere on the woodchipper and most likely a woodchipper that no longer functions due to being bound by tons of little duct tape pieces stuck everywhere.
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« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2005, 12:09:07 AM » |
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Yes, but the tape is destroyed. It's a small price to pay to destroy the most evil substance on earth.
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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars. |
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« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2005, 12:18:43 PM » |
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Doesn't somebody around here have a sig with the awesome quote: "duct-tape is like the force: it has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the universe together"
Duct-tape is not inherently evil. Guns don't kill people, rappers do.
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« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2005, 09:48:27 PM » |
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Doesn't somebody around here have a sig with the awesome quote: "duct-tape is like the force: it has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the universe together" I do remember seeing it, but I don't remember who had it. |
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« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2005, 07:28:06 AM » |
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ah! yes, i do remember that. in fact, i think i used it as my msn name briefly- it's brilliant.
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« Reply #25 on: June 19, 2005, 03:30:22 PM » |
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EAT THE KITTY!  |
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« Reply #26 on: June 19, 2005, 04:47:31 PM » |
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EAT THE KITTY! holy crap, get the hell offa me. Don't make me stick duct tape in your hair. |
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« Reply #27 on: June 20, 2005, 04:28:32 AM » |
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okay then.. what the hell's going on?!
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« Reply #28 on: June 20, 2005, 06:54:38 AM » |
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Doesn't somebody around here have a sig with the awesome quote: "duct-tape is like the force: it has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the universe together" Yeah - can't remember who, but it was a quote from something someone else (also can't remember who) said on one of the threads. |
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« Reply #29 on: June 20, 2005, 10:01:18 AM » |
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mmmm force-tape, this brings back to my duct-tape-laser: duct-tape-saber!
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« Reply #30 on: June 20, 2005, 08:31:19 PM » |
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I think someone made a t-shirt with that quote on it. Unfortunately I don't know much more about it.
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« Reply #31 on: June 21, 2005, 07:39:38 AM » |
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Yeah, the awesome sig-quote is Torg's. He secretly wins a covert prize - a wallet made of duct tape.
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« Reply #32 on: June 22, 2005, 09:28:47 AM » |
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well, you'll never lose your money- it's DUCT TAPED in. unless a robber has one of those spiffy 'duct-tape-sabers'!
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« Reply #33 on: June 29, 2005, 10:58:38 PM » |
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bah, duct-tape wallet. I want duct-tape scuba gear! Ain't no shark gonna get me then!
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« Reply #34 on: June 30, 2005, 12:00:08 AM » |
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Sure, but either the sticky side of the duct tape would be on the outside of the wetsuit, ensuring that absolutely everything in the ocean stuck to you, or it would be on the inside, meaning that you'd never be able to remove the suit and would be condemned to wear it for the rest of your days.
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« Reply #35 on: June 30, 2005, 12:01:57 AM » |
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What about having the sticky side facing you, but putting something beneath it to prevent it from being stuck to your skin. The other thing could have a natural adhesive that would be easy to remove.
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« Reply #36 on: June 30, 2005, 12:51:51 AM » |
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Well in that case you could just get any old wetsuit and wrap it in duct tape.
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« Reply #37 on: June 30, 2005, 08:39:36 AM » |
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Well in that case you could just get any old wetsuit and wrap it in duct tape. Duh. If you put it on thick enough it saves on diving weights too |
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« Reply #38 on: June 30, 2005, 08:42:05 AM » |
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yeah but then it would be a wetsuit covered in duct tape, not a duct tape wetsuit.
and BTW i made my wallet out of duct tape and then the next week i saw them for sale in spencers for 15 bucks. HA!
i will post a pic of it later. cool black tape
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« Reply #39 on: July 02, 2005, 11:44:47 AM » |
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really? how the hell??
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