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« Reply #2000 on: July 28, 2009, 06:15:58 PM »

Hey Jeph when are you going to draw a size comparison of all of your characters' clits? I think your adoring public is really curious about this. They are gluttons for information.
This is extremely important to know.

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I was gonna let it go with the origional post but dammit! You had to encourage this behaviour!
Jeph, i have a jerry can of premium unleaded and a cigarette lighter if you need them...
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« Reply #2001 on: July 28, 2009, 07:19:18 PM »

Listen pal, if you don't mind, could you go back to your little discussions about the comic and Jeph can crank out this size comparison chart for us so that I can finish my Bible/QC slashfic with accuracy?
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« Reply #2002 on: July 29, 2009, 01:36:27 AM »

Jace it had better be King James Version because nothing else is the true word of god and you wouldn't want your slashfic to deviate from your religious precepts now would you?!
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« Reply #2003 on: July 29, 2009, 03:49:39 AM »

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« Reply #2004 on: July 29, 2009, 09:05:27 PM »

And then the LORD will punish them for their sins.  Of being inaccurate to the source material.

Some of those other words should've been randomly caps-locked, I guess.  King James Bible is hilarious that way.  It's almost like it was written by a troll on /b/ or something.
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« Reply #2005 on: July 30, 2009, 02:37:49 PM »

And then the LORD will punish them for their sins.  Of being inaccurate to the source material.

Some of those other words should've been randomly caps-locked, I guess.  King James Bible is hilarious that way.  It's almost like it was written by a troll on /b/ or something.

OHHHHH! IS FUNNY! BECAUSE BIBLE IS OLD FASHIONED! BUT 4CHAN VERY MODERN! YOU WOULD NOT THINK ONE COULD DRAW A PARALLEL! BUT YOU DID! OHHHH! OHHHHH! Ohhhh... ohhhh... ohhh........... ....oh.

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« Reply #2006 on: August 02, 2009, 01:49:42 PM »

Ok, i ACTUALLY HAVE A QUESTION! One with real-world implications at that:

Jeph, you seem to be the knowledgable sort on this matter, I'm looking at getting a new Guitar (the old 'Valencia' acoustic my parents bought me coz they were to cheep to fork out an extra $50 for an electric just doesn't cut it any more), and was wondering what sort you would recomend. Do you know the Brand name "Cort"? The local music shop seems to love them and they only cost about $300. Of course, I'd need an amp too, any particular brand you'd recomend there? If it makes a difference, my style of music is to the heavier end of Rock, but not neccisarily outright metal either (though only time will tell what i am best at playing).

But yeah, QC is teh awsomesauce (mmmmmm... sauce...), keep up the good work man!

PS: Was just strolling through the archives, actualy reading the news posts this time, and in #462 you mention knowing an Australian named Ben. Well guess what dude, you now know two...
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« Reply #2007 on: August 03, 2009, 09:41:44 PM »

If your budget is around $300 for a guitar, anything made in Korea and/or China is going to play pretty much equally well if set up properly. I'm partial to LTDs and Ibanezes myself, in that price range, but Corts and Shechters are fine too. Play one, see if you like it, then buy it. Avoid anything by Fender or Epiphone.

Get one of the smaller Line 6 amps, they are surprisingly good and versatile for a "beginner" or practice amplifier, and will suit your style of music better than, say, a Fender or a Peavey or whatever.
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« Reply #2008 on: August 04, 2009, 02:24:42 AM »

Jeph, as of comic #1462, how long has it been since Faye and Marten met in QC time? And when was it that you drew that arc (approximately)? Just curious. Thanks.
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« Reply #2009 on: August 04, 2009, 02:30:52 AM »

Jeph, this ain't a question, but you read this thread (occasionally) and I'm too lazy to spam yr inbox.

I love QC, and it's my fave storyline-based webcomic (Penny Arcade doesn't do "continuity") on the webs. You're great. Keep 'em coming.

Thought you ought to know.
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« Reply #2010 on: August 04, 2009, 03:49:52 AM »

If your budget is around $300 for a guitar, anything made in Korea and/or China is going to play pretty much equally well if set up properly. I'm partial to LTDs and Ibanezes myself, in that price range, but Corts and Shechters are fine too. Play one, see if you like it, then buy it. Avoid anything by Fender or Epiphone.

Get one of the smaller Line 6 amps, they are surprisingly good and versatile for a "beginner" or practice amplifier, and will suit your style of music better than, say, a Fender or a Peavey or whatever.
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« Reply #2011 on: August 04, 2009, 11:53:14 AM »

If he didn't respond, that probably means he would've responded "No" if he had responded.
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« Reply #2012 on: August 04, 2009, 04:06:16 PM »

Lol.  T2 joke.
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« Reply #2013 on: August 06, 2009, 07:23:31 PM »

When you need lots of extras (like in today's strip, and the Speed Beer ones), do you hit Google image search or Flickr for pictures of random people to draw, or just start drawing freehand and see what happens?
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« Reply #2014 on: August 07, 2009, 09:04:04 PM »

Lol.  T2 joke.

Sweet jesus.  Or you could realize that you have three posts and are not a meteoric member of the community at large yet.  Build up your credentials first.  Then you *might* get a response.
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« Reply #2015 on: August 08, 2009, 06:18:13 AM »

I'm sure you've answered this one before, but...

Has Raven been eaten by an Allosaurus or a T. Rex?
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« Reply #2016 on: August 08, 2009, 05:17:27 PM »

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« Reply #2017 on: August 08, 2009, 05:19:26 PM »

an allosaurus ate her, vomited her up, and a t-rex ate the vomit. :]
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« Reply #2018 on: August 08, 2009, 06:57:22 PM »

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« Reply #2019 on: August 09, 2009, 09:00:23 PM »

Hey Jeph. I've had an account here, but never posted due to sheer fear over the community, but after hearing your new song, I have to ask.

What is your serious opinion of Shoegaze?
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« Reply #2020 on: August 09, 2009, 11:40:20 PM »

Lol.  T2 joke.

Sweet jesus.  Or you could realize that you have three posts and are not a meteoric member of the community at large yet.  Build up your credentials first.  Then you *might* get a response.

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« Reply #2021 on: August 11, 2009, 10:30:28 PM »

Were you serious on twitter today?  I'd totally play guitar in a DeathMole band.  In the sense that Dethklok is real and fictional.
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« Reply #2022 on: August 12, 2009, 04:10:59 AM »

Sweet jesus.  Or you could realize that you have three posts and are not a meteoric member of the community at large yet.  Build up your credentials first.  Then you *might* get a response.
Very nice, sir.  It's just I'm sitting on my ass here doing fuck all, so I figured I could put my time to some use that might make my favorite webcomic work better.  Ah, well.

So, how long does this "cred" you speak of take to accumulate?  Should I check back in a year? A week?
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« Reply #2023 on: August 12, 2009, 05:08:04 AM »

To try and assuage some of the tension that seems to grow oh-so-verdantly in these fertile lands, Jeph has in the past kept the running of the site itself fairly close to his vest. Nothing wrong with it, I just haven't seen him take too much community involvement in the back end. Nothing personall.

As for the "cred" comment, I believe he was referring to your post count, which, due to its visibility, is something of a status indicator around here. Look around, read some threads, post some (well thought out!) replies, and I'm sure you will be welcomed with open arms.

Unless you're a wanker.
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« Reply #2024 on: August 12, 2009, 08:07:27 AM »

It's just I'm sitting here on my ass doing fuck all, so I figured you'd want to have sex with me.  Ah, well.


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« Reply #2025 on: August 12, 2009, 11:01:44 AM »

OK Jeph, Are you intentionally hinting at a possible gayity between Marigold and Hanners? Or is it a cooincidental thing that Hanners gets excited when Marigold comes into the room and they spent hours watching a couple gay anime characters and then Marten mentioned a weird lesbian pron?
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« Reply #2026 on: August 12, 2009, 03:43:43 PM »

Not that i can claim to know the Mind of Jeph, but if I were writing this comic and reading this forum with an authorial eye, I might be tempted to splash on a whole keg-load of subtext as bait to ferret out people who don't know the difference between subtext and text.
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« Reply #2027 on: August 12, 2009, 03:52:02 PM »

This is not subtext.  This is subtext.
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« Reply #2028 on: August 12, 2009, 07:19:30 PM »

Hmmm, I might just be a wanker.  Not sure.  I'll go to the mountain and find out.

brb.
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« Reply #2029 on: August 12, 2009, 10:02:35 PM »

So, how long does this "cred" you speak of take to accumulate?  Should I check back in a year? A week?

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« Reply #2030 on: August 13, 2009, 01:45:54 AM »

Is that the point where i got my first 'profile star'? The one that turned me into an Emoticontradiction? Coz that would explain it...
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« Reply #2031 on: August 13, 2009, 03:33:20 AM »

Back.

Not a wanker; just new.  The man on the mountain says so.

So, I guess I'll just hang out here posting stupid shit about clits, and responses to classified ads for used guitars until all y'all deem me worthy something more.  That's the plan for now, I love it, and I'm excited to be a part of it.

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« Reply #2032 on: August 13, 2009, 12:56:31 PM »

Hey Jeph

Can I have Jeffrey Rowland's phone number?

I want to leave him voicemail. Not threatening voicemail or anything, I bear him no ill will, I just want to leave him messages about my day and stuff. You know, keep him up to date.
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« Reply #2033 on: August 13, 2009, 08:17:35 PM »

Ozymandias,

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« Reply #2034 on: August 19, 2009, 01:17:02 AM »

Jeph, I think your next poster containing all of your characters should have them all wearing Victorian age clothing. Could you make this happen? Maybe just think about it a little?



PS Sorry If someone already asked this! I'm a little behind :/
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« Reply #2035 on: August 19, 2009, 01:53:08 AM »

OK Jeph, Are you intentionally hinting at a possible gayity between Marigold and Hanners? Or is it a cooincidental thing that Hanners gets excited when Marigold comes into the room and they spent hours watching a couple gay anime characters and then Marten mentioned a weird lesbian pron?

Or perhaps people are projecting what they want onto the comic, instead of actually reading it the way it is?  I really can't see the connection between a girl enjoying watching anime with gay dudes in it and lesbianism. 
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« Reply #2036 on: August 19, 2009, 02:04:51 AM »

Oddly, I read in Savage Love once that there's apparently a surprisingly large number of lesbian women who watch man-on-man porn. This makes no sense to me whatsoever, but there it is.
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« Reply #2037 on: August 19, 2009, 03:17:52 AM »

OK Jeph, Are you intentionally hinting at a possible gayity between Marigold and Hanners? Or is it a cooincidental thing that Hanners gets excited when Marigold comes into the room and they spent hours watching a couple gay anime characters and then Marten mentioned a weird lesbian pron?

Or perhaps people are projecting what they want onto the comic, instead of actually reading it the way it is?  I really can't see the connection between a girl enjoying watching anime with gay dudes in it and lesbianism. 

Unless someone is using the Infinite Probability Drive.
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« Reply #2038 on: August 20, 2009, 11:49:58 AM »

Or simply calling a flat in Islington?
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« Reply #2039 on: August 20, 2009, 04:36:58 PM »

Oddly, I read in Savage Love once that there's apparently a surprisingly large number of lesbian women who watch man-on-man porn. This makes no sense to me whatsoever, but there it is.

Anecdotal support: the only lesbian girl I've ever known only watched gay male porn.
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« Reply #2040 on: August 20, 2009, 07:09:44 PM »

what I find odd is i have a totally straight female friend who loves to watch lesbian porn, and all the really freaky stuff...

okay, I dont find it odd... I' just bragging. tongue

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nah, its a bit weird...
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« Reply #2041 on: August 20, 2009, 08:10:34 PM »

Or she is totally straight.  Hrm.  Doubtful.  Not that I know her or anything, but that's pretty indicative usually.
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« Reply #2042 on: August 20, 2009, 08:37:00 PM »

Not really. I have a friend who describes herself as completely straight but also watches lesbian porn more often than not; maybe it's an empathetic response?
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« Reply #2043 on: August 21, 2009, 12:12:50 AM »

Hey Jeph, how often do you watch lesbian porn?
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« Reply #2044 on: August 21, 2009, 04:03:41 AM »

Hey Jeph, how often do you watch lesbian porn?

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« Reply #2045 on: August 21, 2009, 02:39:38 PM »

Hey Jeph, how often do you watch lesbian porn?

damn you, and your insane attempt to be on topic... DAMN.

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« Reply #2046 on: August 21, 2009, 07:56:17 PM »

If plans for NEWW 2010 are ever finalized, I'm signing up for that. In the meantime, is there any chance you'd be willing to travel to Dallas the weekend of November 14th (for our Dallas Webcomics Expo)?  grin
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« Reply #2047 on: August 22, 2009, 01:30:29 AM »

Incredibly off-topic (there was a topic?), i know, but ifelt compeled to mention that Nov 14th just happens to be my birthday! Horray for scorpios!
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« Reply #2048 on: August 22, 2009, 02:16:00 AM »

Jeph:

Do you read story arc ideas? Would you ever consider incorporating one?
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« Reply #2049 on: August 22, 2009, 09:19:55 AM »

Jeph:

Do you read story arc ideas? Would you ever consider incorporating one?

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