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« Reply #50 on: February 12, 2006, 03:59:51 AM » |
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the randoms(my gf thought that uo, i dont realy like it)
grrrrr itsa bear!
why not?
the who cares?
pees in a pod
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« Reply #51 on: February 12, 2006, 04:54:53 AM » |
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My favourite one that's been posted is "The Noble Postman", which I just love.
My band is called Soweto, which I think is a pretty neat name (it's a township in South Africa, with really bad poverty, if you don't know). But it contains the words "so wet" so it makes us sound a bit, well, wet. Also, a really obscure band exists with the same name (albeit with capital letters throughout). We still use the name though.
I also like the names:
The War Against Terrorism, TWAT
CIA, Criminals In Action (taken from a political rap song featuring Zack de la Rocha)
Pete Turnip Townshend (Pete "Turnip" Townshend was a peer of historic agriculturist Jethro Tull, after whom the famous prog rock band are named)
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« Reply #52 on: February 12, 2006, 09:56:40 AM » |
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another one that was offered by a friend was Death By Hotdog
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« Reply #53 on: February 12, 2006, 11:33:20 AM » |
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I almost choked on a hotdog when I was four.
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« Reply #54 on: February 12, 2006, 11:51:27 AM » |
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grrrrr itsa bear! best punk name ever. |
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« Reply #55 on: February 12, 2006, 01:54:22 PM » |
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I almost choked on a hotdog when I was four. A little long, but quirky.  |
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I don't know what "indie" or "pop" mean anymore but rest assured, fuck you.
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« Reply #56 on: February 12, 2006, 03:43:42 PM » |
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grrrrr itsa bear! best punk name ever. i thought so too |
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« Reply #57 on: February 12, 2006, 03:50:47 PM » |
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The Mysterious Mystics of Mystary
The spelling error makes it more mystical!
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« Reply #58 on: February 12, 2006, 06:38:58 PM » |
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pees in a pod
I was gonna say you spelt "peas" incorrectly, but then a sudden realisation came over me....  My favourite one that's been posted is "The Noble Postman", which I just love. Aaaawww, why thank you!  |
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« Reply #59 on: February 12, 2006, 07:20:06 PM » |
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I totally forgot Deathamphetamine. Awesome song that would make an awesome band name.
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[22:06] Shane: and she was wicked just...lay there
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« Reply #60 on: February 12, 2006, 07:33:28 PM » |
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More song titles:
All Good Things Are Eleven
Consolatrix Has Left the Building
Dark Satellites
The Devil's Instrument
Diäb Soulé
Die Knochenblume*
Dr. Seuss is Dead
Frailty in Numbers
Grace Unhearing
Graveflower
Leeches and Deception
My Fellow Vermin
New Death Sensation
Not Dead But Dying
The Skeletal Garden
Twa Corbies
Unwitting Valentine
Venus Blue
What Has Happened Whilst We Slept?
Wolves of the Timberline
* I actually considered this as a name for my neo-folk band
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« Reply #61 on: February 12, 2006, 08:03:34 PM » |
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I've spent a good portion of my life coming up with band names.
My most practical list includes...
Ebola Hounds (A sort of sub punk lo fi band) (I think this is my most realistic name to be used.)
Shaven Pandas (A jug band... long story.)
The Houdini Machine
Jono and the Sexy Bitches (I just like it because I got to headline it. My buddy Corey came up with this one)
Oliver and the Twists
Yoga Emerges Triumphant
Hate Follows Lust
Foreign Relations
Mr. Mitochondria
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« Reply #62 on: February 12, 2006, 08:26:07 PM » |
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I should do us all a favour and get spell check.
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« Reply #63 on: February 12, 2006, 11:54:27 PM » |
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The Rubber Band
^ownage
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"That day I became a warrior with no enemy
Now I am that funky soldier and I shall be free"
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« Reply #64 on: February 13, 2006, 04:09:31 AM » |
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oh if we are talking songtitles/album titles then:
Eleven:Eleven
Idiot Prayer
Teenage Wasteland
Psychic Hearts
Raining Blood(Preferably a unoffensive folk band with bodhra!)
Clowne Towne
Quay Cur
Paw Paw Tree
Snailzilla
Nu Flyver Anton(Now Anton Flies)
Der Tod ist Ein Dandy(Death is a Dandy)
Z.N.S(Zet-En-Es)
Birds vs. Worms
Syng Hvide Nat(Sing White Night)
Shaheeba Bay
Sol 66(Sun 66)
Siggimund Blue(s)
Dinosaur Act
Give it a Name(irony!)
Hitler in My Heart
Swine Fever
Misery is a Butterfly(artsy as hell)
Cecilia and The Silhouette Saloon(could work with a female singer)
Believo!
Super Bon Bon
Boys for Péle(of course we are talking about the soccer player and not some hawaii goddess)
Little Johnny Jewel
The Guy Who Invented Fire(Was Me)
There is Always Room on the Broom
Oh Comely(or Communist Daughter)
Ape Dos Mil
etc. etc.
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« Reply #65 on: February 13, 2006, 06:56:03 AM » |
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My friends and I almost come up with concepts for bands for fun.
My personal favorite is our indie pop project "Shovelshark"
The debut album will be "Gangsters Wear Shoes"
Please steal none of these
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« Reply #66 on: February 13, 2006, 07:03:06 PM » |
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I think Die Melody, Die! would be a kickass name. Also, if we're refencing song names, Loved Ones would be a pretty cool name as well. I really can't be bothered to make a list like some of you because I am le tired.
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« Reply #67 on: February 14, 2006, 04:36:26 AM » |
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Hot Wife Sex Life.
This cannot be beaten.
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« Reply #68 on: February 15, 2006, 09:39:59 AM » |
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One of my bros friends came up with The Big Glove so their intro would be: please give a big hand for the big glove.
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« Reply #69 on: February 15, 2006, 10:08:44 AM » |
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The Rubber Band
^ownage That's an actual band. They sound kinda like the stuff from O Brother, Where Art Thou? I lol'd at a few of the band names listed here. Grr itsabeer is a winner. The only one I can come up with that's any good is "The Letter Six", with their first album being "[self-titled album]". That, or however you'd spell Ah-Shits in german. Then you could go "AHH, SHITS" and then claim you were just talking about a German band. |
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« Reply #70 on: February 16, 2006, 03:39:14 PM » |
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Blast! Let's hope THESE are original
Admit One
Cliff Hanger and the Dun Dun Duuuns (the second part must be said with the proper tune)
Milk Jug Mask
Roller Toaster
Quick Mettle
Wonka Bar
Badd Mood and the Deep Blue Funk
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« Reply #71 on: February 16, 2006, 07:16:17 PM » |
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something beige
often beige
bleed beige
blinded by beige
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« Reply #72 on: February 17, 2006, 12:38:57 PM » |
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Memory in Monochrome (My band name)
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« Reply #73 on: February 17, 2006, 01:32:49 PM » |
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I hve hated all the names of my previous bands, but mainly because they were idiotic and just for laughs (noone takes shit seriously down here.)
Some I have thought of:
Back! Foul Beasts
00:01
Deadline Now
Mung (dont even ask)
Her eyes linger
Perfect Attendance
Brick meets glass
TerraFormer
Lolita Complex (Came up during a discussion of anime. it made me laugh.)
Three way ticket
Sven and his Seamonkey Crew
Some i have had to deal with:
Capital Punichment
Next Up
Generation why?
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« Reply #74 on: February 17, 2006, 01:37:22 PM » |
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Brick meets glass?
Brick meets glasses!
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« Reply #75 on: February 17, 2006, 03:36:29 PM » |
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something beige
often beige
bleed beige
blinded by beige Maybe "Offwhite"? And they'd be a band full of white supremacists, hahaha. |
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« Reply #76 on: February 17, 2006, 07:19:06 PM » |
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Well, that's a big order, and I got BAND PRACTICE tonight...
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« Reply #77 on: February 17, 2006, 09:01:04 PM » |
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Don't steal these,please? They are AWESOME.
Crappy Hatchet
Kicking Midgets
OKFIRE
Meathook Marty and the Pajama Party
The Absolute Shits
The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza (Already a bands name..but one of the best EVER!)
The Fucking Champs (Another that is already taken.)
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« Reply #78 on: February 17, 2006, 11:07:54 PM » |
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Im not going to put down my favorite because im paranoid but here are afew others
Integrated Approach, the happy folk, the strange folk, in congress, Gravity Calling, Noitcelfer, The Global Warnings, The Kenitics.
This is what i do when im bored. I sit down and write these in a notebook.
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« Reply #79 on: February 19, 2006, 12:46:16 AM » |
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The Unedukayted Massez
Bran Muffin Revenge
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« Reply #80 on: February 19, 2006, 11:08:11 AM » |
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Pete Turnip Townshend
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« Reply #81 on: February 21, 2006, 01:12:12 PM » |
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The Trade-Off
Several People With Instruments
I like the names of the two bands I'm in right now:
Red Laces
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The Uketizers (We play rock on ukeleles)
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« Reply #82 on: February 22, 2006, 09:01:51 PM » |
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lol, this one's more of an inside joke than anything, but...
Band Name: Hemp-Candles
Album title: Horse Fish and the Tower of France
it was a rather funny bout of me mixing up seahorse and effile tower that somehow lead to music...
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I often look forward to becoming a father and then posting about it here.
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« Reply #83 on: February 22, 2006, 09:39:44 PM » |
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Speaking The Vernacular*
Band
That One Band (That Plays Songs)
Wheesh
Squidbeaks
Mandatory Mastication
Funky Unoriginal Crazy Kids
Crappity Crap Crap
*I came up with this after hearing the word 'vernacular' a zillion times during my global studies class last semester.
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« Reply #84 on: February 22, 2006, 09:47:20 PM » |
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Dude, We're Totally Channeling Geddy Lee
I was loading this thread, and was reading Dr. Thorpe's archives again, and I totally remembered this. And so I just typed it. Fuck yeah.
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« Reply #85 on: February 23, 2006, 01:59:31 PM » |
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Klaxon
Now I'm Your Mom (David Byrne song title)
Rear-View Gamble
Translucent Red
Army Surplus
How To Be Heard
Can Or Can't
Skydown
Walking In Places
Say It, I Say
Earth To Joe
Superhero, No
Shipping and Handling
Next Exit Wound
Don't Drop Me
Pilot Light
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« Reply #86 on: March 14, 2006, 04:22:37 PM » |
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My friends and I came up with this one over the weekend, and I feel like bumping a dead thread, so:
"Get in the fuckin' cah!"
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« Reply #87 on: March 15, 2006, 04:11:07 PM » |
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Apocalypstick
Trojan Whores
those are mine I called it
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« Reply #88 on: March 15, 2006, 05:19:37 PM » |
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PERFECT!
Well, I choose to use the name of my current "band".
AUSCHWITZ BUKAKE EXPERIENCE
oh yes! Anyone who gets that will burn in hell for being such a horrible person. I personally got my ticket after I edited some pictures.
PLEASE LET SOMEBODY UNDERSTAND THAT NAME!!!!!!!
If you don't then look up the words you don't know
I WANT YOU ALL TO ROT IN HELL WITH ME!!!
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« Reply #89 on: March 16, 2006, 12:55:22 AM » |
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Names based on musical terms
Rubato Legato
Minor Third and the Dominant Sevenths
8va (this one would be good if you ran everything through a pitch shifter like a Whammy pedal and raised it by one octave)
MMMF (People hitting rocks with sledge hammers, like Einsturzende Neubauten or however you spell it)
Or following the example of Cities Under Nocturnal Threat (CUNT):
People of Everday Imagination and Size (PENIS)
Down In Country Kingdoms (DICK)
Three Inventive Teenage Sluts (TITS)
Breaking All the Laws of Lennox Sherriff's Department Even Eating People (BALLS DEEP) My personal favourite
Fevered Undulations of Captain Karate (Take a guess...)
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« Reply #90 on: March 16, 2006, 09:11:00 AM » |
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AUSCHWITZ BUKAKE EXPERIENCE
Bukkake has two K's. |
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AUSCHWITZ BUKAKE EXPERIENCE
Bukkake has two K's. My mistake that I now see. By the way you are now a horrible person for knowing what a bukkake is. Think about the possible album covers. Oh and there is a band named Balls Out I wear their shirt alot local I think |
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« Reply #92 on: March 20, 2006, 12:31:18 AM » |
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I started a dance rock band called The Jagular Drop, which my cousin and I had been kicking around as a name for a band, so I was happy to actually use it. Bonus points to anyone who can cite the reference I made with that name. www.purevolume.com/thejagulardropother band names friends and I have come up with, derived from other sources, and/or used... Hey, That's My Bike! (the name of my first highschool band) Downhill Racers Abel's Island The Suicide Lights Yukon Ho! The Qinks Little League Explode! (the name of my post-rock band) Puddle Stompers King Of Red Lions ...most of them are based off of other books, songs, movies, etc... Bonus points to anyone who guesses any of the sources! |
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« Reply #93 on: March 25, 2006, 02:58:13 PM » |
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Biblical names always make good, extremely tough sounding metal names.
Nebuchadrezzar
Merodach
Kehelahath
Jezaniah
and so on. List is endless, people. Stepping outside the Good Book for a second, I always thought Monkeybird would be a great name for a band.
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« Reply #94 on: March 25, 2006, 06:00:38 PM » |
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That's an awesome band name.
"Bukkake has two K's"
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« Reply #95 on: March 25, 2006, 06:36:57 PM » |
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Let’s see if I can come up with anything that doesn't suck
Stump Beast
Bazillion-adapter
Boy in a hole
Extended Elephant
Shit! Kolbolds!
Dusty Blue Sofa
Justice for me alone
Notveryspecial
Curtain of Crowley
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My band is named These Estates. Solo, I plan to work under the moniker darlings for stripped-down solo work and the name World's Largest Dinosaur will be attached to my electronica stuff.
Okay, so I'm a little cocky and a little over-prolific. What?
Also, I happen to think that St. Vincent and the Grenadines would be a great punk band name.
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« Reply #97 on: March 26, 2006, 12:28:31 AM » |
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Cliff Hanger and the Dun Dun Duuuns (the second part must be said with the proper tune)
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An awesome ska band invented by some folks at a camp I was on:
The Wonderbrass (to sound like wonderbras) they had some songs involving cup sizes (they decided the coffee mug was the best) and implants.
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Well, I was just browsing through OiNK and there is a band called Torsofuck and their album is called "As semen blends with rot" so I think that wins.
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