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How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« on: 26 Feb 2008, 10:15 »

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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #1 on: 26 Feb 2008, 10:18 »

Before anybody says, "If you haven't hurt your abs, you're not doing it right." I'm sure I've done it right.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #2 on: 26 Feb 2008, 10:27 »

I didn't say it, but I was certainly thinking it very loud.  :lol:
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #3 on: 26 Feb 2008, 10:59 »

By having an orgasm. The muscles in your stomach tighten, and it can be sore sometimes. Especially if you're having a lot of sex.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #4 on: 26 Feb 2008, 12:00 »

It can depend on the position.  I've had my abs hurt after being on top, especially when more upright.  But what will really kill them is if you're on bottom, but leaning up towards the person for an extended period of time, in a sort of half-sit up position.  And I am now going to hope my parents never discover that I've discussed my sex life online.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #5 on: 26 Feb 2008, 12:30 »

The more it hurts after, the more fun it was (usually.) :wink:
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #6 on: 26 Feb 2008, 12:49 »

Sure they've only had sex twice, but let's face it, Faye's got issues, who knows what's she's into.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #7 on: 26 Feb 2008, 01:01 »

I find my abs end up hurting when I'm trying too hard.  You know, when you want to, um, finish... And I wouldn't be at all if Faye got sore because she had her eyes on the prize and ended up overworking herself.

Oh yeah, and being on top means you're doing hella more work too.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #8 on: 26 Feb 2008, 01:16 »

The pain in my extremities usually outweighs the pain in teh abs.

I'm a giver, baby.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #9 on: 26 Feb 2008, 02:09 »

Let's face it.  Your muscles will hurt after strenuous exercise.  Faye and Sven were no doubt going at it.... enthusiastically.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #10 on: 26 Feb 2008, 02:15 »

ITT virginz.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #11 on: 26 Feb 2008, 03:39 »

Think about it: it's repetitive motion of a batch of muscles that aren't the most well-used in the entire body (I know my own abs are really out of shape). The average person's abdominals, trapezoids and obliques aren't used anywhere near as much during day-to-day living as, say, the biceps, triceps, calf muscles, glutoids and deltoids.

Vigorous sexual activity, on the other hand, involves repetitively straining those muscles against a heavy load (either your own bodyweight, or your partner's, depending on position.) Try doing that many reps against, say, thirty kilos at the gym - you'll fatigue quickly if you're not in shape.

For somebody like Faye, who really doesn't get enough regular exercise, and probably hasn't focused on those particular muscle groups when she does, it's not exactly surprising if she pulled a couple of muscles.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #12 on: 26 Feb 2008, 04:12 »

Switchblade should start a sex-oriented physical training program.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #13 on: 26 Feb 2008, 09:35 »

Two words:

Heavy grindage.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #14 on: 26 Feb 2008, 09:40 »

Switchblade should start a sex-oriented physical training program.
It sure would get high schoolers in shape.

Sex ed class starts.
"Ok everyone, partner up!"

There would also be much more "participation" in gym class.

The drastic increase in sex would mean a drastic increase in the rate of STD spread. Short term effect: unpleasantly devastating to the population of the age group. Long term effect: increased immunity and increased interest in researching cures for said STDs.

Parents, Vote ME for your next public school administrator. Putting the "sex" back in "sex ed."

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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #15 on: 26 Feb 2008, 10:14 »

Parents, Vote ME for your next public school administrator. Putting the "sex" back in "sex ed."


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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #16 on: 27 Feb 2008, 01:26 »

The more it hurts after, the more fun it was (usually.) :wink:
In my experience, yes. Short of like if you fell off the bed.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #17 on: 27 Feb 2008, 03:25 »

Switchblade should start a sex-oriented physical training program.

My first thought was for an exercise video. But would that just be porn?
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #18 on: 27 Feb 2008, 04:24 »

Hehe, I can just picture myself standing around in a lab coat watching the two actors getting it on, occasionally stopping them in order to indicate various muscle groups with a long, thin white stick...  :roll:
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #19 on: 27 Feb 2008, 05:13 »

By breaking watermelons on them.

Far be it for me to cast aspersions on what Faye likes to do in bed.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #20 on: 27 Feb 2008, 05:15 »

I dunno, there is this hot bipolar girl at my school I like, out of bed she's rough, I have a nasty scar on my arm... from her middle fingernail! Poor Sven!
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #21 on: 27 Feb 2008, 11:47 »

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Hehe, I can just picture myself standing around in a lab coat watching the two actors getting it on, occasionally stopping them in order to indicate various muscle groups with a long, thin white stick...  rolleyes

Better yet, one of those "Sport Science" Videos that show 3d models of skeletal structures and muscle groups during the act of whatever sport is being done... or in this case, Sex.

Actually I'm sure that would be fascinating as hell.

Then again 3D Muscle models humping in Reverse cowgirl position is kinda a weird thought.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #22 on: 27 Feb 2008, 11:49 »

By breaking watermelons on them.

Far be it for me to cast aspersions on what Faye likes to do in bed.

As a side note, if you're not up for casting things on Faye, I'm willing to do it, whether she's in bed or not.

that is, of course, if I were a cartoon me or she were a real her, because I don't actually get off on drawings of well-proportioned women... much
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #23 on: 28 Feb 2008, 02:24 »

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Hehe, I can just picture myself standing around in a lab coat watching the two actors getting it on, occasionally stopping them in order to indicate various muscle groups with a long, thin white stick...  rolleyes

Better yet, one of those "Sport Science" Videos that show 3d models of skeletal structures and muscle groups during the act of whatever sport is being done... or in this case, Sex.

Actually I'm sure that would be fascinating as hell.

Then again 3D Muscle models humping in Reverse cowgirl position is kinda a weird thought.

Sounds fascinating, if slightly odd.  Wasn't this what Faye said she would do? Maybe, after the drama, she'll get the projector out.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #24 on: 28 Feb 2008, 04:02 »

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Hehe, I can just picture myself standing around in a lab coat watching the two actors getting it on, occasionally stopping them in order to indicate various muscle groups with a long, thin white stick...  rolleyes

Better yet, one of those "Sport Science" Videos that show 3d models of skeletal structures and muscle groups during the act of whatever sport is being done... or in this case, Sex.

The creepy thing is that I am actually a 3D modeler and animator by trade...
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #25 on: 28 Feb 2008, 01:02 »

Oh, that is creepy.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #26 on: 28 Feb 2008, 01:17 »

You know that means that you should -totally- do it now, right?
I'd buy it.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #27 on: 28 Feb 2008, 01:39 »

Better yet, one of those "Sport Science" Videos that show 3d models of skeletal structures and muscle groups during the act of whatever sport is being done... or in this case, Sex.

Actually I'm sure that would be fascinating as hell.

Then again 3D Muscle models humping in Reverse cowgirl position is kinda a weird thought.

I have honestly seen this on the Discovery Channel already. Hell if I remember what the name of the program was, but I flipped to it randomly one day and there it was, complete with a voice over explaining the mechanics of the female orgasm.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #28 on: 28 Feb 2008, 04:40 »

I guess the internet porn leaked out and ended up in TV, finally!
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #29 on: 28 Feb 2008, 08:35 »

The more it hurts after, the more fun it was



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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #30 on: 28 Feb 2008, 10:36 »

I don't read that comic, but I think that if I had sex with a guy named Rayne, I'd feel the need the beat the ever-living shit out of him, too.  On principle.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #31 on: 29 Feb 2008, 12:18 »

Before anybody says, "If you haven't hurt your abs, you're not doing it right." I'm sure I've done it right.

You might want to get a second opinion.

Either that, or you are letting the other person do all the work. (But that is really not doing it right.)
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #32 on: 01 Mar 2008, 07:08 »

Arg! 

In the past month I have given up a year and a half long vow of celibacy and there was not the least bit of hurt tummy (And he was most definitely not doing all the work.  I rock!)

You guys obviously do not hula-hoop for a living/masturbate chronically. 

We knocked the mattress off many times.  Yay! 

I understand the urge to tell people but the fear of disappointment.  None of my roommates even know.  Wowsa, and discussing anything of sexual matters makes me queasy. 

Anyway, if orgasms are straining your muscles, you really, really need to orgasm more. 

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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #33 on: 01 Mar 2008, 07:32 »

It can depend on the position... But what will really kill them is if you're on bottom, but leaning up towards the person for an extended period of time, in a sort of half-sit up position.
I think you hit the nail on the head, so to speak.  This is probably the most likely explanation.  I imagine if you're moving around alot or supporting your partner for a period of time, like if the male is standing and the woman is perpendicular, facing him he'd be supporting her and probably using his stomach muscles quite a bit.
You guys obviously do not hula-hoop for a living/masturbate chronically.
No, but I do manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.  Gotta have a job that matters, kids.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #34 on: 02 Mar 2008, 03:39 »

Sven said Faye took off her shirt and climbed on top of him.  If she had her arms on his chest/shoulders, say she would be lifting herself off him repeatedly, which would work her abs.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #35 on: 02 Mar 2008, 06:12 »

Quality, effort, and time cause more strain on the abs than an orgasm.  Since this was Faye's first time in years I think it's safe to assume that, not only was she out of practice, but she was also probably giving it her all.  With Sven's constant womanizing he can probably last a good a hour and a half before finishing up, AND he's always had a thing for Faye so he's probably trying harder  himself.  Throw in a few position changes and you have a recipe for more sore muscles than just the abs.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #36 on: 02 Mar 2008, 09:02 »

Sven said Faye took off her shirt and climbed on top of him.  If she had her arms on his chest/shoulders, say she would be lifting herself off him repeatedly, which would work her abs.

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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #37 on: 02 Mar 2008, 02:12 »

Cock pushups, guys.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #38 on: 02 Mar 2008, 04:45 »

Est, what are you doing? Are you actually thinking about this?

Not really.  I replied because it seemed like common sense.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #39 on: 09 Mar 2008, 08:24 »

I have overdone the abs a few times with the missus, hamstrings, glutes and trapeziods (on different occasions), depends on what you are up to (yeah-yeah pun intended!), and what sort of chandelier you swing from.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #40 on: 10 Mar 2008, 10:28 »

don't know about all this ab-bage, but my thighs are always in a world of hurt after a raunchy session on top.
they have just the right about of jiggle now *hugs thigh pillows*

the only time i've felt pain in my abdomen was when my boyfriend performed an "AT YOUR CERVIX!" salute.
not a happy place.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #41 on: 20 Mar 2008, 01:21 »

With my new two-step program, you too can have "Sexy Abs!"



I thought of this at the Gym today, and oddly enough it was a subject on the board. Shit, Photoshop is fun. Hell, PAINT is fun...
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #42 on: 20 Mar 2008, 03:21 »

Exercising in bed? Good work there.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #43 on: 20 Mar 2008, 03:54 »

Faye hurt her abs because she's very unfit. If you exercise a muscle group that you don't use, you will be sore the next day.
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Re: How do you hurt your abs during sex?
« Reply #44 on: 21 Mar 2008, 12:32 »

I agree with the notion that Faye is unfit, and maybe, just maybe ole Sveny Boy has a lot of sexual stamina due to his prowse which renders him capable of some rather long sexual sessions?
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