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Re: We love our pets!
« Reply #850 on: 22 Apr 2014, 07:05 »

Well, good to see you're heeding your shirt's advice!
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« Reply #851 on: 22 Apr 2014, 07:23 »

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« Reply #852 on: 22 Apr 2014, 07:29 »

Now I'm the one with an awkward work boner...
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« Reply #853 on: 22 Apr 2014, 07:37 »

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« Reply #854 on: 22 Apr 2014, 11:34 »

Cookie is the best penguin and I love that it's a penguin from my local zoo!
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« Reply #855 on: 02 May 2014, 03:37 »

My buddy's cat had kittens! Lookithowcute!

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« Reply #856 on: 02 May 2014, 04:26 »



"Yes you are! And you're sitting there! Hi, kitty!"
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« Reply #857 on: 02 May 2014, 06:53 »

I often say to my cats, "You're a cat. What do you have to say for yourself?"
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« Reply #858 on: 02 May 2014, 07:02 »

For me, it's dogs. I like to narrate my dogs thoughts while she's doing things. "Hey, I'm gonna walk over here wait no I want to sniff the floor first I'm gonna follow the scent I hope it leads to food oops I walked into the wall".

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« Reply #859 on: 02 May 2014, 12:59 »

Occasionally interrupting with "SQUIRREL!"
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« Reply #860 on: 02 May 2014, 13:16 »

?!?!! where ???!!!
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« Reply #861 on: 02 May 2014, 13:20 »

haha i LOVE these animals  :-D adorable

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« Reply #862 on: 04 May 2014, 07:25 »

My dog outsmarted me. I tried to do the cup and ball trick with my dog. Put a chip under one of three bun casings and spun them round while getting her to stay. When I told her to find the chip, she sniffed the three bun casings, then walked around me and shoved her nose in the bag of chips hidden behind me. She found the food which was what I wanted her to do, I guess?  :laugh:

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« Reply #863 on: 04 May 2014, 07:54 »

Hahaha, good doggy :wow:
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« Reply #864 on: 04 May 2014, 09:58 »

My buddy's cat had kittens! Lookithowcute!

I WANTS IT, PRECIOUS!

My bff is adopting a kitten from a coworker. I will be at her house when he arrives. Maybe I'll let my bff's daughter hold the kitten first, maybe I won't. I may even catnap it, who knows.

Long story short, don't trust me with your kittens.
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« Reply #865 on: 05 May 2014, 14:10 »



OH HAI TEDDY (taken this morning)
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« Reply #866 on: 06 May 2014, 04:49 »



From yesterday afternoon.
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« Reply #867 on: 08 May 2014, 13:28 »

Here, have some dogs.

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« Reply #868 on: 08 May 2014, 13:29 »

Today we went to a house and there was a cat and I didn't get to pet it :(
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« Reply #869 on: 17 May 2014, 07:05 »

My neighbour got two sheep. Socks did not seem sure how to feel about this.

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« Reply #870 on: 18 May 2014, 14:44 »

"They're fuzzy."
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« Reply #871 on: 26 May 2014, 18:35 »

Not sure whose pup this is, but that's apparently Jeph in there.

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« Reply #872 on: 26 May 2014, 20:18 »

Today we went to a house and there was a cat and I didn't get to pet it :(

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« Reply #873 on: 26 May 2014, 21:20 »

So when I go to NorCal in July I have been informed I am most likely going to have a female bedmate.

Her name is Brandy and she's a super friendly GSD who has declared the guest bed in my friend's house her bed, and since I sure as shit ain't sleeping in her doggy bed we're just gonna have to snuggle. The good news is Brandy's apparently as big of a cuddle whore as I am.

I will not be starved for animal attention while I'm there in general. My friends have four dogs, a cat or two, a macaw and a smaller parrot and a large tank'o'fish.
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« Reply #874 on: 27 May 2014, 00:10 »

Is that spray paint on her side?
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« Reply #875 on: 27 May 2014, 03:40 »

Dye actually I believe. That's why she's got the "Oh shit I'm in trouble" look on her face.
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« Reply #876 on: 28 May 2014, 09:22 »

Ren buns!

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« Reply #877 on: 30 May 2014, 17:27 »

This is Simba.

He's an attention whore.



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« Reply #878 on: 30 May 2014, 17:51 »

Surely there's at least one picture of you holding him in the obvious way.
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« Reply #879 on: 30 May 2014, 18:04 »

Sadly, not yet. I live alone so I can't really take a picture that way, and when I have friends over the thought hasn't crossed my mind. When I do I will surely post it here.
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« Reply #880 on: 06 Jun 2014, 14:22 »


Not a pet and not mine, but I took a picture of this little dude when walking from work to the train station. Surprised that it looked right at me :)
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« Reply #881 on: 06 Jun 2014, 22:32 »

I HAS A KITTEN!!





Her name is Elinore. She's younger than I'd usually adopt a kitten, but she was found with her dead mother a couple weeks ago and needed a home.
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« Reply #882 on: 06 Jun 2014, 22:36 »

Kitty!
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« Reply #883 on: 07 Jun 2014, 03:12 »

oh she is PRECIOUS! Hope she'll do fine.

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« Reply #884 on: 07 Jun 2014, 03:47 »

My wife has been training hard for her Ironman, cats are helping.

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« Reply #885 on: 07 Jun 2014, 04:29 »

Cat therapy is the BEST therapy.
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« Reply #886 on: 07 Jun 2014, 05:26 »

It's so true.

Yes, she is a precious little babydoll. And she peed on my bed this morning. And woke me up an hour ahead of schedule. And then ate like a little monster, and climbed into bed with me.

Tiny adorable little jerk.
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« Reply #887 on: 07 Jun 2014, 06:30 »

Neko, she's so fluffy!

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« Reply #889 on: 09 Jun 2014, 07:51 »

I managed to successfully wash the dog last night! Successful in the sense she was cleaned. The bathroom and myself were saturated afterwards but I still feel oddly accomplished. Mammy and Da never wash her because the dog hates it but last night she rolled in what my Mammy thinks was a mix of "oil or petrol and horse piss" so I took one for the team.

Bonus: While Socks wasn't too happy with me last night after washing her, she was delighted to see me this morning so she must forgive me.

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« Reply #890 on: 09 Jun 2014, 07:59 »

Yay clean doggy!

Elinore has mostly figured out where the litter box is. Success!
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« Reply #891 on: 09 Jun 2014, 08:05 »

Yay! Appropriate pooping locations!

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« Reply #892 on: 09 Jun 2014, 08:10 »

How is she getting along with the princes?

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« Reply #893 on: 09 Jun 2014, 08:25 »

Yuki doesn't know what to make of her. Percy hisses at her. But she's only been with me a couple days, so they haven't spent much time together. Percy did lick her head once, so I'm hoping he's warming up to her.
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« Reply #894 on: 09 Jun 2014, 09:18 »

Or checking how she tastes.
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« Reply #895 on: 09 Jun 2014, 10:01 »

I used to have a dog who liked to taste kittens. He didn't want to hurt them, or bite them. Just lick and slobber on them.
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« Reply #896 on: 09 Jun 2014, 10:04 »

Percy meanwhile has been stealing bottles of spices from the kitchen...
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« Reply #897 on: 09 Jun 2014, 11:10 »

My cat Sophie once brought a frog in from the pond. She didn't want to hurt it, she just wanted to mother it. The frog didn't like that very much. The dog realised that the frog was in distress and stood guard over it until we'd managed to rescue it.
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« Reply #898 on: 09 Jun 2014, 11:18 »

Poor frog, not very well equipped a creature to be a kitten surrogate to a house cat.
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« Reply #899 on: 09 Jun 2014, 11:33 »

In fairness to Sophie, she did attempt to become a suitable parent to the frog by leaping into the pond, but then suddenly realised she couldn't swim and panicked. And then had to undergo the humiliation of a bath. She was not the brightest sandwich in the knife box.
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