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QC Captions Vol. 88
« on: 11 Nov 2012, 13:50 »
Sorry it's kinda late, been having a pretty shitty day. But it doesn't matter cause Jeph is back to work this week! Hope he's feeling better! FIRST IMAGE:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #1 on: 11 Nov 2012, 14:21 »
OP VOICE: "Sam? Samantha!"
SAM: "My dad's here!"
FAYE: (Breathing sounds) "No. I am your father."
SAM: "Not with THOSE boobs -- I mean, NOOOOOOOO ... seriously, could  Jeph have even TRIED to match Disney's offer for Lucasfilm?"
FIGURE IN DOORWAY: "You don't know that I ... uh, he couldn't."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #2 on: 11 Nov 2012, 22:16 »
Faye: Think we'll catch anything with this?
Sam: I'm hoping for a Kraken. We can call him Bitey!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #3 on: 11 Nov 2012, 23:49 »
Dora (off-screen): What the hell is that? How does that even make coffee?

Faye: ...Coffee?

Samantha: Can I install the secret items now?

Faye: Hell yeah, you can!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #4 on: 12 Nov 2012, 03:35 »
Hannelore (off-screen): "I think I had a dream like this once."

Samantha: "Is that what it always looks like?"
Faye: "Most of the time, at least on the guys I dated."

Figure in doorway (thinking): "Thank god we never got that far... and how does he hide that thing in those tight pants?"


... oh god, what have I done?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #5 on: 12 Nov 2012, 05:59 »
... just an observation that IDUHG's current combination of avatar and signature line is particularly ... disturbing.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #6 on: 13 Nov 2012, 00:33 »
Quote from: DSL on 12 Nov 2012, 05:59
... just an observation that IDUHG's current combination of avatar and signature line is particularly ... disturbing.
Also his custom title... brrrrrr...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #7 on: 13 Nov 2012, 01:43 »
Oh damn you Soulsynger, now I can't unsee it.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #8 on: 13 Nov 2012, 05:13 »
Drawing a blank on this one.  Sorry.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #9 on: 13 Nov 2012, 05:43 »
lol I didn't even notice the juxtaposition  :-D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #10 on: 14 Nov 2012, 07:08 »
And now...time for you to put words into your own mouths:



So meta.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #11 on: 14 Nov 2012, 07:26 »
MARTEN: "Wait, they're turning our regular scenes into a caption game?"
FAYE: "Yeah, and that DSL guy really puts out some funny ones."
PINTSIZE: "I worry about you."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #12 on: 14 Nov 2012, 07:35 »
Meta squared (Heavy Meta?)

Anyhoo.

MARTEN: "Look. Pressing this makes him do this. And this over here ... "
FAYE: "You got anything that'll make him throw himself against the wall? I hurt my shoulder schlepping coffee bean sacks yesterday."
PINTSIZE: "You both suck."

Oh, wait:

MARTEN: "So now they're making up quotes in the forum for a piece of art that was essentially a made-up quote in the forum that ... "
FAYE: "Get out of there, buttpants, before you hurt your brain."
PINTSIZE: "HIS brain?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #13 on: 14 Nov 2012, 09:35 »
From the one before:

Faye: "I was trying to summon the dark one! Not you!"
Offscreen: "No summoning at work!"
Sam: "It's always the ones you least expect."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #14 on: 14 Nov 2012, 09:40 »
Faye: "Look. They have Hannelore's doppelganger falling in love with your doppelganger!"
Marten: "Damn. I worry about her already. And now this."
Pintsize: "Lookit them. They shove a cable up my private parts. And they have the gall to say my fascination with tentacle porn is somehow wrong."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #15 on: 14 Nov 2012, 10:24 »
The back of the head is a private part? 



Mine's pretty public...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #16 on: 14 Nov 2012, 12:13 »
Marten: Nope... still can't find it... Are you sure he was recording?
Faye: Yes... the little f#(&er replayed a bit of it while he thought I wasn't paying attention... look for all file types: avi's, mp4's, ogv's 3gp's, gif's... even his .ani's
Pintsize: If you insist on inspecting my ani's you might want to have some paper towels handy.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #17 on: 14 Nov 2012, 13:00 »
Marten:  "What's this episode of How It's Made doing here?

Faye:  "It's the one on AnthroPC manufacture, wait a minute... Isn't that..."

Pintsize:  "Sure, we can't have your Mom's pictures on the drive, but I store the ones of mine."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #18 on: 15 Nov 2012, 09:17 »
Quote from: Carl-E on 14 Nov 2012, 10:24
The back of the head is a private part? 



Mine's pretty public...

Surely you've heard of the term "skullfuck."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #19 on: 15 Nov 2012, 13:37 »
Quote from: DSL on 15 Nov 2012, 09:17
Surely you've heard of the term "skullfuck."
Doesn't that have to be done from in front? Link NSFW.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #20 on: 15 Nov 2012, 14:23 »
Depends on where  you do the trepanning first.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #21 on: 15 Nov 2012, 23:59 »
Marten: "...so now I have to remove ALL the porn from Pintsize before the AI minds target the space lasers at us."
Faye: "How is it possible to have 100 PETABYTES of porn? Is there really that much out there?"
Pintsize: "I was only BORROWING the storage space from them."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #22 on: 16 Nov 2012, 08:20 »
Marten: "Look, he built a little city and put the dinosaur model in it."

Pintsize: "That's not a model! He will devour you all!"

Faye: "A little Anthro-PC and his best friend, a dinosaur that appears as a model to anyone else? This could lead to some interesting stories."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 88
« Reply #23 on: 16 Nov 2012, 09:21 »
I'm guessing there's some reference in that which I'm not familiar with - care to provide a link?
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« Reply #24 on: 16 Nov 2012, 09:22 »
It's rooted in Hobbesian philosophy. You can lead a horse to water, son ...
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