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QC Captions Vol. 94 HOLIDAY EDITION
« on: 23 Dec 2012, 10:27 »

Merry Christmahannakwanzaakah everyone! While we've got some downtime comic-wise, enjoy a special QC Caption Game! I'm gonna try to do five (5) panels this week, so lets get this party started! FIRST IMAGE:



WERE MAKIN IT HAPPEN
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 94 HOLIDAY EDITION
« Reply #1 on: 23 Dec 2012, 10:31 »

Hanners:  Awww, what a cute kitten.
Marigold:  Cut it out, Dale!
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« Reply #2 on: 23 Dec 2012, 11:17 »

Hanners: Aaaah! Tapir!
Marigold: On it. Missiles away!
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« Reply #3 on: 23 Dec 2012, 11:19 »

HANNERS:  They're shipping us again!
MARIGOLD:   Enough of this.   PonyLeaks is going DOWN for the last time.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 94 HOLIDAY EDITION
« Reply #4 on: 23 Dec 2012, 11:21 »

Hannelore: Is that what I think it is?
Marigold: Sorry, I keep a picture of Francis's penis on my desktop for... reasons...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 94 HOLIDAY EDITION
« Reply #5 on: 23 Dec 2012, 13:42 »

HANNELORE: That goatse thing is the worst!
MARIGOLD: Nah, we can top that. Do you see an empty cup lying around?
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« Reply #6 on: 23 Dec 2012, 19:47 »

Hannelore: Is that what I think it is?
Marigold: Sorry, I keep a picture of Francis's penis on my desktop for... reasons...
Hannelore: hmmm... do you think you could do the same for Station?
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« Reply #7 on: 23 Dec 2012, 20:11 »

Hanners:  Whoa, why did you guys just teleport to a black and white graveyard?
Marigold:  Erh, it means we won...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 94 HOLIDAY EDITION
« Reply #8 on: 23 Dec 2012, 22:45 »

Hannelore : Ooooh, I haven't read that thread yet, open it!
Marigold : No chance, have you seen the thread author, it'll be punpocalypse central.
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« Reply #9 on: 24 Dec 2012, 02:15 »

Hannelore: "Why is there a picture of us-"
Marigold: "That'll be Pintsize." *Switches to Skype chat* "Francis, I'm sending you some co-ordinates. Laser that little Photoshop f***er."
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« Reply #10 on: 24 Dec 2012, 02:56 »

Hannelore: "Betcha your Fart of Sulphur would work against those Bloodhounds."
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« Reply #11 on: 24 Dec 2012, 03:58 »

Hanners:  "Is that what I think it is?"

Mar-Bear:  "Yes, our husbands would like us to come downstairs after we finish "wrapping the kids' presents.  Right after we finish this raid."
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« Reply #12 on: 24 Dec 2012, 04:25 »

Hannelore:  So, her name's "Harriet", huh.
Marigold:  God damn it, I had 50 bucks on "Corsetto".
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« Reply #13 on: 24 Dec 2012, 06:08 »

Hannelore: Omigod that's Angus and Faye having se-
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« Reply #14 on: 24 Dec 2012, 08:05 »

HANNERS: "Seriously? You hacked into ... wait, why are you switching US to the naughty list?"
MARIGOLD: "We'll get better presents that way."
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« Reply #15 on: 24 Dec 2012, 08:35 »

Da HeadCannon has spoken. Next.
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« Reply #16 on: 24 Dec 2012, 11:20 »

Hanners:  "Oh my god!  Is that Mrs Claus with Tai??!"

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 94 HOLIDAY EDITION
« Reply #17 on: 24 Dec 2012, 20:25 »

Wow.

NEW IMAGE:

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« Reply #18 on: 24 Dec 2012, 20:29 »

COMRADE FAYSKI:  In SOVIET Union beans grind YOU!

MARTIN:  *sigh*  This is why I hid the damn thing to begin with. Cue another 24 hours of 1980s-vintage cold-war callback jokes.
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« Reply #19 on: 24 Dec 2012, 23:06 »

MARTEN: What does it say about us that we sit here wearing silly hats?
FAYE: What does it say about us that Hanners has the most sensible hat?
HANNERS (thinking) the hats...yesssss
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« Reply #20 on: 25 Dec 2012, 06:42 »

Faye: "Why are you wearing that hoody indoors?"
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« Reply #21 on: 25 Dec 2012, 08:51 »

MARTEN: "Ushanka?"
FAYE: "You're welcome."

OR

MARTEN: "Ushanka?"
FAYE: "Gesundheit."

In Soviet Russia, puns groan at YOU!
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« Reply #22 on: 25 Dec 2012, 12:45 »

Marten: "Faye, you wouldn't know whether your ushanka is rabbit or muskrat fur?"
Faye: "Muskrat muskrat muskrat."
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« Reply #23 on: 25 Dec 2012, 12:52 »

MARTEN: "You know, as good as you are at giving haircuts, you shouldn't try to do your own; that looks like one of those Russian fur hats. And how come it smells like apple pie?"
FAYE: "I'm going to have Dora try to fix it at the shop this morning."
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« Reply #24 on: 25 Dec 2012, 13:42 »

FAYE: Hey Marten, you look like a magician in that hat!
MARTEN: I'm not Marten, I'm the Great Hoodini.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 94 HOLIDAY EDITION
« Reply #25 on: 26 Dec 2012, 15:58 »

Woop sorry bout the delay; Third panel away!

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« Reply #26 on: 26 Dec 2012, 16:02 »

Pintsize:  Hello, kitty, nice kitty.
Cat (thinking):  I could pee on that.
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« Reply #27 on: 26 Dec 2012, 18:21 »

PINTSIZE:   Don't be absurd!  EVERYONE looks at porn!
CAT(thinking):  doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
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« Reply #28 on: 27 Dec 2012, 00:41 »

Pintsize: "Hi there. What's your cup of tea? Furry or horse pron? I've got both."
Cat (thinking): "Apparently the latest recruit to my staff. No clue what he's talking about. Sounds like the rookie needs to learn who he's working for."
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« Reply #29 on: 27 Dec 2012, 00:47 »

Cat:  Oooh, a new scratching post...
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« Reply #30 on: 27 Dec 2012, 00:56 »

^ Less is more.
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« Reply #31 on: 27 Dec 2012, 02:08 »

PINTSIZE: Oh look,  a new plaything!
CAT: Oh look,  a new plaything!
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« Reply #32 on: 27 Dec 2012, 07:16 »

Pintsize: "Welcome to the neighborhood! Some of my best friends are cats! I really admire you people's music!"
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« Reply #33 on: 27 Dec 2012, 07:40 »

PINTSIZE: "I used to be one of those things in the ThinkGeek catalog for people who were too lazy to tease cats with a laser pointer themselves, but the ex-Goth chick and the G-man took my laser."
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« Reply #34 on: 27 Dec 2012, 08:25 »

Pintsize: Want some kitty porn?
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« Reply #35 on: 27 Dec 2012, 15:26 »

PINTSIZE: Oh look, RoboKitty!
MIEVILLE: Purrr... (translation: Prepare to die a horrible death, puny metal fiend!)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 94 HOLIDAY EDITION
« Reply #36 on: 27 Dec 2012, 16:06 »

Finally; I was starting to think everyone had forgotten the cats name  :-P
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« Reply #37 on: 27 Dec 2012, 18:44 »

Naah, I just can't ever remember how to spell it. 

And I thought it was Melville for about a week...
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« Reply #38 on: 27 Dec 2012, 20:32 »

Like a cat gives a **** what a human names it.
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« Reply #39 on: 27 Dec 2012, 21:51 »

Did someone install a dirty word filter here?

Fuck, shit, damn, piss, cock, cunt

*edit* just checking.
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« Reply #40 on: 28 Dec 2012, 03:54 »

Did you forget a few, or is there an actual filter installed?
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« Reply #41 on: 28 Dec 2012, 03:57 »

I was just trying the four-letter ones. If any were blocked, surely one of those would be.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 94 HOLIDAY EDITION
« Reply #42 on: 28 Dec 2012, 05:51 »

Slut? I'm just trying to think of more four-letter words but I think you nailed all of em, dangit.

Anyhoo...FOURTH PANEL! Delving back a little deeper now...

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« Reply #43 on: 28 Dec 2012, 05:54 »

How did I forget slut?
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« Reply #44 on: 28 Dec 2012, 06:00 »

MARTEN: You okay?

DORA: So...cold...

MOMO: Stop crushing me, Dora! The plushie/hot-water-bottle is over there!
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« Reply #45 on: 28 Dec 2012, 06:43 »

Did someone install a dirty word filter here?

####, ####, ####, ####, ####, ####

*edit* just checking.

I don't know what the #### you're talking about.  Besides, this isn't the WCDT.
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« Reply #46 on: 28 Dec 2012, 07:23 »

MARTEN: What's wrong?
DORA: She's choking! Needs the Heimlich!
MOMO: While I am honored that you are trying to help me, you should be pushing a little lower and .... HORRRRRRRRRK ... thank you.
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« Reply #47 on: 28 Dec 2012, 08:21 »

Marten: "Yeah, Pintsize does that to people".
Dora: "I didn't even know I was pregnant!"
Momo: "Greetings. All that is needed to make me comfortable is full civil rights and a small glass of champagne, please"
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Momo: "Be grateful I wasn't in the Idoru Platinum Deluxe chassis."
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« Reply #48 on: 28 Dec 2012, 10:04 »

Did you forget a few, or is there an actual filter installed?

There are no word filters here at present, except for the name of one download site.  We prefer to rely on a combination of sense and moderation.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 94 HOLIDAY EDITION
« Reply #49 on: 28 Dec 2012, 11:57 »

Gotcha. Irony is harder to convey via forum than I thought.

MARTEN: That's it, Pintsize, into the fridge you go.
DORA: Again? What did he do now?
MOMO: He took pictures underneath my skirt and posted them on the web, with my full name and IP address. Now half the internet is sending me virus-infected furry porn.

EDIT: IDUHG, from which comic did you take this panel?
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