I spilled tea all over my kitchen, and now my socks are wet with tea, but I cleaned most of it up with toilet paper because I'm not adult enough to have a proper mop. AHHH wet socks. I want to take them off, but if I don't keep wiggling my toes, they'll turn to concrete, because that is what dirty socks do.
Also, Happy New Year! That's a thing that happened two and a half hours ago EST.