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QC Captions Vol. 149
« on: 12 Jan 2014, 16:23 »

Hey folks! Next week is the 150th QC Caption Game, and there'll be five super awesome panels to riff on! So if anyone has any requests/suggestions, let me know sometime this week. Now then....FIRST PANEL:




Also, what does the shirt say?

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 149
« Reply #1 on: 12 Jan 2014, 17:00 »

First panel:
Marten: "…and if you pull the right lever you activate my Kung-fu Grip."
Tai: "Ok, that's it! No more of grandma's special brownies for you, ever, mister."

Second panel:
Marten: "dammit! Pintsize!"
Shirt: "this isn't a fashion statement. I really am just too small for this guy."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 149
« Reply #2 on: 12 Jan 2014, 17:12 »

Panel 1:
Marten: What? It didn't smell THAT bad.
Tai: Get away from me!!

Panel 2:
Shirt: Tumble Dry LOW ONLY. High heat can cause shrinkage!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 149
« Reply #3 on: 12 Jan 2014, 18:04 »

Panel 1:
MARTENFELD: "... not that there's anything WRONG with that."
TAILAINE: "Get OUT!"

Panel 2:
MARTEN: "Good question. What DO you say?"
T-SHIRT: "Nothing. You have to read the message."

or:

MARTEN: "SnorgTees?"
T-SHIRT: "Don't tell Jeph."

or:

MARTEN: "..."
T-SHIRT: "Someone dumped me after I followed her cross-country; someone else used me to get through her issues and got a relationship with a magnificent manipulative bastard; someone else pounced on me, then dumped me and got a relationship with my boss; someone else got away because I maybe didn't try hard enough; someone else didn't even give me a chance because I'm not a powerlifter and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 149
« Reply #4 on: 12 Jan 2014, 21:38 »

Shirt: "Ask me about my 8-string!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 149
« Reply #5 on: 12 Jan 2014, 23:16 »

What does the shirt say?

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 149
« Reply #6 on: 13 Jan 2014, 02:15 »

2nd Image:

Marten: I am so gonna kill Mom for this Christmas Present.

What's on the shirt: This or this.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 149
« Reply #7 on: 13 Jan 2014, 02:39 »

"Someone dumped me after I followed her cross-country; someone else used me to get through her issues and got a relationship with a magnificent manipulative bastard; someone else pounced on me, then dumped me and got a relationship with my boss; someone else got away because I maybe didn't try hard enough; someone else didn't even give me a chance because I'm not a powerlifter and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

I think I need this on an actual shirt.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 149
« Reply #8 on: 13 Jan 2014, 10:12 »

First picture
Marten: "so I figure some knock-knock jokes, some what do you get when you cross jokes, and some puns"
Tai: I said you could come, I never said you could be funny"

Second picture
Marten: Maybe I should have shaved my happy trail first...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 149
« Reply #9 on: 13 Jan 2014, 20:39 »

What's on the shirt: This or this.

Second link fixed.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 149
« Reply #10 on: 15 Jan 2014, 18:32 »

What does the shirt say?

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

hehe I was wondering if anyone would pick up on that  :laugh:

NEXT IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 149
« Reply #11 on: 15 Jan 2014, 18:34 »

Hannelore:  That's very special, all right!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 149
« Reply #12 on: 15 Jan 2014, 19:50 »

Hannelore: Eureka! I've discovered how to levitate and power light bulbs without an external energy source!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 149
« Reply #13 on: 15 Jan 2014, 20:12 »

Hanners: I just realized I am the only main character NOT to have been in a relationship yet.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 149
« Reply #14 on: 15 Jan 2014, 20:21 »

Hannelore: Yes, Station, I know you're very bright. The visual aid isn't necessary.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 149
« Reply #15 on: 15 Jan 2014, 20:34 »

"Oh no. If my hallucination falls to the floor will it spill mercury?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 149
« Reply #16 on: 15 Jan 2014, 20:58 »

Offscreen:

Faye: What the.....why does she get Fluorescent when we get Incandescent?
Marten: How should I know, Jeph has her wired differently.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 149
« Reply #17 on: 16 Jan 2014, 06:37 »

HANNERS: "Tinker Bell! I hereby banish you forever."
WINSLOW (OP): "Please, not forever."
HANNERS: "Well, for a week then."
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