Topic: QC Captions Vol. 150 OMG (Read 12543 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 19 Jan 2014, 15:35 »

WOOOOOT! This is the 150th edition of the QC Caption Game! This has gone far better than I thought it would, and I have some more ideas for the coming year; ideas such as possibly spicing things up by making it an actual contest. Let me know your opinions on whether or not that'd be a good idea, or how to best go about it if we wanted to. In the meantime, enjoy the FIRST IMAGE::::

Here's to another year of captioning!

DSL · « **Reply #1 on:** 19 Jan 2014, 15:51 »

MARTEN: "Y'know, I don't think you ever told us where you're from."
HANNERS: "Yesh I did. I tol' you ... 'sup THERE."
FAYE: "We KNOW you live upstairs, sweetie. Where are you FROM from?"

Oh, and the randomizer:

MARTEN: "Are you just eating peas for lunch?"
HANNERS: "Yes, I'm ... "
FAYE: "Giving peas a chance?"

Skewbrow · « **Reply #2 on:** 19 Jan 2014, 23:22 »

Mind firmly in the gutter (just follow Marten's gaze).

Marten: "Hanners, dis prolly liquor talking, but are you ... goin' braless?"
Hanners: "'s cool... Imma zero-gee space princess. Need no support."
Faye: "No, No, No."

techkid · « **Reply #3 on:** 20 Jan 2014, 03:29 »

Hannelore: "Imma challenge you to a duel, Marten!"
Marten: "I think that's enough drinking for you, Hanners. Besides, I don't want to hurt you."
Faye: "Eh, you look pretty evenly matched to me. Although probably more to your disadvantage, Marten...

Border Reiver · « **Reply #4 on:** 20 Jan 2014, 04:46 »

Marten: "I'm just saying, it'd do us all a world of good."

Hannelore: "I'm drunk enough that it seems like an excellent idea!"

Faye: "Taco Bell, or IHOP?"

Zebediah · « **Reply #5 on:** 20 Jan 2014, 05:36 »

Marten: "As long as you don't barf in my lap, it's cool."
Hannelore: "THEN YOU'D BETTER MOVE QUICK!"
Faye: "Fifty bucks says she head-butts you in the balls too."

DSL · « **Reply #6 on:** 20 Jan 2014, 06:12 »

HANNERS: "I came in here wi' a pair o' unnerpansh an' I ain't leavin' wi'ou' my pair o' unnerpansh!"
MARTEN: "I'll check th' dishwasher."
FAYE: "Were they ... were they ... green?"

Loki · « **Reply #7 on:** 20 Jan 2014, 08:10 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 19 Jan 2014, 15:35

...making it an actual contest. Let me know your opinions on whether or not that'd be a good idea

No. It would become a popularity contest. Donotwant.

Congratulations!

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #8 on:** 20 Jan 2014, 10:55 »

Marten: I'm actually Dora!
Hanners: I'm actually Station!
Faye: I'm actually sane!

Storel · « **Reply #9 on:** 20 Jan 2014, 11:51 »

Quote from: techkid on 20 Jan 2014, 03:29

Hannelore: "Imma challenge you to a duel, Marten!"
Marten: "I think that's enough drinking for you, Hanners. Besides, I don't want to hurt you."
Faye: "Eh, you look pretty evenly matched to me. Although probably more to your disadvantage, Marten...

Heh, "I'm glad I'm not the only one with a contingency plan for that."

LookingIn · « **Reply #10 on:** 21 Jan 2014, 00:40 »

Marten: I think you've had enough to drink
Hanners: I'll tell you when I've had enough!
Faye: Standing up to Marten? You are either drunk or finally realizing you are stronger than him, both are good.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #11 on:** 21 Jan 2014, 14:11 »

Eek! Meant to update earlier but I overslept and then had to hurry to work. NEXT IMAGE:

jwhouk · « **Reply #12 on:** 21 Jan 2014, 19:11 »

Hanners: Are you putting on pants, or taking them off?
Marigold: It's in the eye of the beholder, you questionable character!

(It was just sitting there!)

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #13 on:** 21 Jan 2014, 20:18 »

Hanners: It was just sitting there!
Marigold: Put the rocks down, please?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #14 on:** 21 Jan 2014, 22:44 »

Marigold: "Oh, yeah, that's Alex. He's my yaoi-eating rat."
Hannelore: "Rat?! And it isn't yaoi, I was just looking!"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #15 on:** 22 Jan 2014, 05:21 »

Marigold: "Were you staring at my butt?"

Hanners: "You can't prove anything - I mean, no, of course not!"

DSL · « **Reply #16 on:** 22 Jan 2014, 06:23 »

MARIGOLD: "I don't know why you're making such a big deal out of it. We were having space lunch and I handed him his space hot dog out of the space microwave."
HANNERS: "You touched each other's FOOD? Ewww!"

LookingIn · « **Reply #17 on:** 22 Jan 2014, 06:38 »

Marigold: did you have to organize my sex toys?
Hanners: Those were sex toys? I thought they were tools!

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #18 on:** 23 Jan 2014, 05:40 »

THIRD PANEL:

I don't think we've seen the Linux AnthroPC in a Caption Game yet, have we?

Zebediah · « **Reply #19 on:** 23 Jan 2014, 07:39 »

WOODROW: "Did you have to organize my sex toys?"
PT410X: "Those were sex toys? I thought they were tools!"
MOMO: "We're AnthroPCs. Tools ARE sex toys."

celticgeek · « **Reply #20 on:** 23 Jan 2014, 08:57 »

Winslow: No, I will NOT install GNU/Linux!
PT410X: You would be much happier with a REAL Linux distribution instead of OS X.
Momo: You could dual-boot if you wanted. Marigold can show you how.

cesium133 · « **Reply #21 on:** 23 Jan 2014, 09:00 »

Winslow: I do NOT want to hear the word "Android" ever again!
PT410X: What's wrong with you?
Momo: Winslow, he was just talking about my boyfriend.

Loki · « **Reply #22 on:** 23 Jan 2014, 09:05 »

Winslow: So what does your boyfriend do for a living?
PT410X: Bet he counts sheep.
Momo: Your pop references are so yesterday. Crash and burn.

pwhodges · « **Reply #23 on:** 23 Jan 2014, 09:09 »

Quote from: celticgeek on 23 Jan 2014, 08:57

Winslow: No, I will NOT install GNU/Linux!
PT410X: You would be much happier with a REAL Linux distribution instead of OS X.
Momo: You could dual-boot if you wanted. Marigold can show you how.

OS X isn't any kind of Linux, though; Darwin (the base OS) is a variant of BSD.

celticgeek · « **Reply #24 on:** 23 Jan 2014, 10:34 »

True.

cesium133 · « **Reply #25 on:** 23 Jan 2014, 10:42 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 23 Jan 2014, 09:09

Quote from: celticgeek on 23 Jan 2014, 08:57
Winslow: No, I will NOT install GNU/Linux!
PT410X: You would be much happier with a REAL Linux distribution instead of OS X.
Momo: You could dual-boot if you wanted. Marigold can show you how.

OS X isn't any kind of Linux, though; Darwin (the base OS) is a variant of BSD.

Winslow: OS X isn't any kind of Linux, though; Darwin (the base OS) is a variant of BSD.
PT410X: Yeah, but only fans of BSDM run BSD.
Momo: TMI!

... which makes me wonder, what OS does Momo run?

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #26 on:** 23 Jan 2014, 13:08 »

Probably whatever Pintsize is running since their driver DLLs were (software) compatible enough to share the corrupted "many toes" patch. And also since Sony hasn't ever really gotten into major OS development.

cesium133 · « **Reply #27 on:** 23 Jan 2014, 13:18 »

So some version of Windows, then. I seem to recall in an early comic it being mentioned that Pintsize ran Windows ME (or maybe it was Marten threatening to install WinME on him).

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #28 on:** 23 Jan 2014, 13:44 »

The latter.

Momo has a registry. She had problems with it in the chassis store.

jwhouk · « **Reply #29 on:** 23 Jan 2014, 13:55 »

WINSLOW: "But it doesn't matter what OS we use!"
PT410X: "Yes it does! Closed Source is slavery."
MOMO: "Says the guy whose software can't run the 'Optimist' app."

cesium133 · « **Reply #30 on:** 23 Jan 2014, 14:00 »

If Momo runs Windows, then she could run WoW on herself. So why does she need to run it on Marigold's computer?

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #31 on:** 23 Jan 2014, 14:11 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 23 Jan 2014, 14:00

If Momo runs Windows, then she could run WoW on herself. So why does she need to run it on Marigold's computer?

Because WoW* has bot detection tools that auto-kick users that seem to be using scripts or other hacks to automate play?

*And every other MMO of any quality.

Zebediah · « **Reply #32 on:** 23 Jan 2014, 14:14 »

Wouldn't that be a civil rights issue in the QCverse?

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #33 on:** 23 Jan 2014, 15:00 »

Quote from: Zebediah on 23 Jan 2014, 14:14

Wouldn't that be a civil rights issue in the QCverse?

Maybe?
Or maybe they have special "high reflex" accounts that APCs can set up if they want to play WoW on themselves but Marigold's isn't one?

Storel · « **Reply #34 on:** 23 Jan 2014, 23:35 »

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 23 Jan 2014, 14:11

Quote from: cesium133 on 23 Jan 2014, 14:00
If Momo runs Windows, then she could run WoW on herself. So why does she need to run it on Marigold's computer?

Because WoW* has bot detection tools that auto-kick users that seem to be using scripts or other hacks to automate play?

Actually, it's been established in the strip that AI's don't think any faster than humans, because it takes most of their processing cycles just to maintain their sentience. I believe it was either May or Momo who said that. So they wouldn't play any faster, either.

KOK · « **Reply #35 on:** 23 Jan 2014, 23:49 »

It was Momo.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #36 on:** 24 Jan 2014, 00:16 »

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2285

jwhouk · « **Reply #37 on:** 24 Jan 2014, 00:30 »

Random Comic, AWAY!

Winslow: B equals equals equals D tilde tilde tilde.
PT140X: STFU.
Momo: IDGI.

Storel · « **Reply #38 on:** 24 Jan 2014, 01:02 »

Quote from: KOK on 23 Jan 2014, 23:49

It was Momo.

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 24 Jan 2014, 00:16

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2285

Thanks! I knew somebody would be able to dig up the reference.

Akima · « **Reply #39 on:** 24 Jan 2014, 05:23 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 23 Jan 2014, 09:09

OS X isn't any kind of Linux, though; Darwin (the base OS) is a variant of BSD.

I'm glad someone other than me pointed that out...

Quote from: Storel on 23 Jan 2014, 23:35

So they wouldn't play any faster, either.

Hmm... They could bypass mechanical interface devices like mice, keyboards, fingers, arms etc. Think of the APM they could achieve playing Starcraft II!

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #40 on:** 24 Jan 2014, 06:50 »

Quote from: Storel on 23 Jan 2014, 23:35

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 23 Jan 2014, 14:11
Quote from: cesium133 on 23 Jan 2014, 14:00
If Momo runs Windows, then she could run WoW on herself. So why does she need to run it on Marigold's computer?

Because WoW* has bot detection tools that auto-kick users that seem to be using scripts or other hacks to automate play?

Actually, it's been established in the strip that AI's don't think any faster than humans, because it takes most of their processing cycles just to maintain their sentience. I believe it was either May or Momo who said that. So they wouldn't play any faster, either.

That doesn't follow. Reflexes aren't just about thought, they're about nerve conduction times and muscular response times, both of which are eliminated entirely if you don't have to use your eyes and hands to play.

ThinksTooMuch · « **Reply #41 on:** 24 Jan 2014, 09:15 »

But doesn't that also apply for a human hooked up to an advanced VR system? The tech for a direct nervous system uplink isn't implausible for the qc-verse, given the existence of such things as clinton's hand... which may even respond to unconscious thought. Heck, it's not that far off from what we have here in the real world.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #42 on:** 24 Jan 2014, 09:41 »

Quote from: ThinksTooMuch on 24 Jan 2014, 09:15

But doesn't that also apply for a human hooked up to an advanced VR system? The tech for a direct nervous system uplink isn't implausible for the qc-verse, given the existence of such things as clinton's hand... which may even respond to unconscious thought. Heck, it's not that far off from what we have here in the real world.

Probably?
Doesn't invalidate the problem though. Software solutions like PunkBuster are specifically designed to look for things that would aid or replace a standard human, including particular device drivers that ma or may not correspond to modified interfaces, and report the player for a potential ToS violation.

It occurs to me that there's probably yet another reason and far more convincing at that: convenience. If Marigold has WoW on her machine already and it's all set up with the right expansions and accounts why bother downloading it all to Momo for one raid, especially at short notice?

Zebediah · « **Reply #43 on:** 24 Jan 2014, 12:32 »

Less talk, more captioning!

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 23 Jan 2014, 05:40

Random caption:

WINSLOW: "God, I had the WEIRDEST sex dream last night."
PT410X: "This wasn't the one with me dressed up like Badtz Maru again, was it?"
MOMO: "I had a sexy dream about that TV detective 'Monk' once. I mean, I guess it wasn't that SEXY, we just straightened up his apartment together. In the nude."

cesium133 · « **Reply #44 on:** 24 Jan 2014, 12:36 »

Random comic

Winslow: I bet it felt good to finally get laid, huh?
PT410X: Heh, yeah. Dust out the cobwebs, so to speak.
Momo: There were no cobwebs in my lady parts to begin with!

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #45 on:** 24 Jan 2014, 13:56 »

That was quite interesting, but we should keep it rolling....FOURTH IMAGE:

cesium133 · « **Reply #46 on:** 24 Jan 2014, 14:02 »

YELLING BIRD: GUESS WHAT I FOUND IN HERE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

ChaosWolf · « **Reply #47 on:** 24 Jan 2014, 14:12 »

YELLING BIRD: *GASP* SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, I CAN'T BREATHE IN THIS FUCKING THING!!

LookingIn · « **Reply #48 on:** 24 Jan 2014, 16:15 »

YELLING BIRD: "And this is how babies are born in my family!"

Thrudd · « **Reply #49 on:** 24 Jan 2014, 16:33 »

YELLING BIRD: Here's Johnny!

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