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Author Topic: QC Captions Vol. 151  (Read 3912 times)

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QC Captions Vol. 151
« on: 27 Jan 2014, 17:41 »
By morning I mean evening. FIRST IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
« Reply #1 on: 27 Jan 2014, 17:50 »
Delilah: "No, seriously; my horoscope said 'beware of creepy lines from passive dudes' this morning, and now he's here."
Tai: "Marten, as your wing-lady, I must strongly urge you to say nothing for the rest of the evening!"
Marten: "Aww, and I just came up with a good one too!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
« Reply #2 on: 27 Jan 2014, 17:54 »
Delilah: Does he know what he's drinking?
Tai: Marten that's not beer...
Marten: Gotta do something to get this party started!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
« Reply #3 on: 27 Jan 2014, 19:17 »
Delilah: "Then he said, 'You can pay me back with makeouts.'"
Tai: "Marten! That's the worst come-on ever!"
Marten: "Worked, didn't it?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
« Reply #4 on: 27 Jan 2014, 21:59 »
Delilah: "Really? You said that?"
Tai: "Seriously? To Faye?"
Marten: "Yeah. 'Sweet! Let's Bang.' She interpreted it differently, though."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
« Reply #5 on: 27 Jan 2014, 22:02 »
apologies in advance:

D: You can't be serious... it's not that big??!?!
M: This can is only an approximation, they don't sell the liter cans in Hampton County
T: I'm gonna need a bigger strap-on
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
« Reply #6 on: 28 Jan 2014, 00:18 »
DELILAH: "That's poison."
TAI: "Marten! That's poison!"
MARTEN: "Well, down the basement it goes. Until I'm screaming for more!"
DELILAH & TAI (unison): "Or bringing it up again behind the bushes..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
« Reply #7 on: 28 Jan 2014, 04:30 »
Delilah:  "Not cool."

Tai:  "I can't believe it."

Marten:  "Sure, if Tai leaves her pants in a dishwasher, it's cute.  But when I do it..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
« Reply #8 on: 28 Jan 2014, 06:08 »
Delilah: It's the size of my finger.
Tai: Seriously!?
Marten: Then either your finger is really big or Dora's forearm is really small.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
« Reply #9 on: 28 Jan 2014, 07:40 »
DELILAH: "It's … peaty? Is that the right word? But there's also some vanilla and caramel in there."
TAI: "And maybe a little bit of … old leather?"
MARTEN: "Nope. Still just tastes like horrible burning. Got any more?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
« Reply #10 on: 30 Jan 2014, 16:04 »
SECOND PANEL:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
« Reply #11 on: 30 Jan 2014, 16:29 »
Blond girl:  That isn't a balloon you're using, Tai, but it is puce colored.
Marten:  You don't have to blow them up first, Tai.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
« Reply #12 on: 30 Jan 2014, 20:42 »
PORCH SWING GIRL: "You have them custom made? That thing must be as long as your forearm!"
MARTEN: "And twice as dexterous!"

Or

PSG: "Do you know my friend Monica from Minneapolis?"
MARTEN: "Stop licking him, Tai."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
« Reply #13 on: 31 Jan 2014, 07:15 »
Yeah, she does look a bit like Bud, doesn't she?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
« Reply #14 on: 31 Jan 2014, 11:28 »
PSG: "It makes tiny, personal cotton candy... unless you've got the patience of Tai"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 151
« Reply #15 on: 31 Jan 2014, 17:22 »
Quote from: jwhouk on 31 Jan 2014, 07:15
Yeah, she does look a bit like Bud, doesn't she?

Tai with Acacia's abilities ... a scary thought.
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