Topic: QC Captions Vol. 155 (Read 5982 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 23 Feb 2014, 12:37 »

Hey folks! Lets do this:

Enjoy!

celticgeek · « **Reply #1 on:** 23 Feb 2014, 13:34 »

Marigold: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang.
Momo: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang.

cesium133 · « **Reply #2 on:** 23 Feb 2014, 13:37 »

Marigold: We were going at it long enough for you to get halfway through War and Peace!?
Momo: I read really fast. It only lasted 15 seconds.

Storel · « **Reply #3 on:** 23 Feb 2014, 17:20 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 23 Feb 2014, 13:37

Marigold: We were going at it long enough for you to get halfway through War and Peace!?
Momo: I read really fast. It only lasted 15 seconds.

Well, that's going to be hard to top.

Marigold: Does this towel make my ass look big?
Momo: Of course not! Why, are you planning to wear it somewhere?

jwhouk · « **Reply #4 on:** 23 Feb 2014, 18:48 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 23 Feb 2014, 13:37

Marigold: We were going at it long enough for you to get halfway through War and Peace!?
Momo: I read really fast. It only lasted 15 seconds.

I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed she was reading War and Peace.

Anyways:

MAR-BEAR: "Were we... uhm... noisy?"
MOMO: "You weren't kidding, what you told Angus, were you."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #5 on:** 23 Feb 2014, 20:56 »

Ma: I left my WoW audio running... Hope my guild didn't hear
Mo: They've already put out a hit on you for LARPing with the alliance. Thing is, I don't think you were actually Role Playing...

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #6 on:** 23 Feb 2014, 22:06 »

Marigold: "Is that a copy of To Serve Man?"
Momo: "No! See what it says on the cover I totally did not just put around it!"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #7 on:** 24 Feb 2014, 10:16 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 23 Feb 2014, 13:37

Marigold: We were going at it long enough for you to get halfway through War and Peace!?
Momo: I read really fast. It only lasted 15 seconds.

Marigold: "That's...really disappointing."
Momo: "If it makes you feel any better, I read Hunchback of Notre Dame first."

Zebediah · « **Reply #8 on:** 24 Feb 2014, 10:51 »

Marigold: "Look, all I'm saying is that Russian literature may not be the best place to look for dating tips."
Momo. "Says the woman who watches nothing but homoerotic anime."

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #9 on:** 24 Feb 2014, 14:50 »

Marigold: Uh, are you sure? This is my first time.....
Momo: Gimme a minute, i'm still trying to download that huge Kama Sutra DLC.

DSL · « **Reply #10 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 07:28 »

MARIGOLD: "Did you know you can save 15 percent off your car insurance by switching to GEICO?"
MOMO: "Everybody knows that."

(beat)

MARIGOLD: "OK, did you know Pintsize lost his head?"

(or)

MARIGOLD: "Is Hannelore going to be all right?"
MOMO: "Probably. I just want to look up possible drug interactions between Ativan and topical antibiotics."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #11 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 09:27 »

Marigold: "I got so brave, drugged in head, lost my discretion."
Momo: "It's ok."
Marigold: "It felt so right."
Momo: "Honestly. It's ok."
Marigold: "And I liked it."
Momo: "Damn it. Nothing's wrong with you. It. Is. Ok."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #12 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 10:19 »

Marigold: "Do you think I'm going to see him again?"

Momo: "Can't talk now, getting a message from Pintsize about Marten. I need context. Apparently, he just gave Marten a little head."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #13 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 10:19 »

Marigold: "Was this towel appropriate to wear to the opera with Dale?"
Momo: "My social protocol database says you're in the clear if breasts and genitals are covered."

Zebediah · « **Reply #14 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 13:04 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 25 Feb 2014, 10:19

Marigold: "Was this towel appropriate to wear to the opera with Dale?"
Momo: "My social protocol database says you're in the clear if breasts and genitals are covered."

Marigold: "I'd better not bend over too far, then."
Momo: "My social protocol database also suggests that Dale would enjoy it very much if you did."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #15 on:** 26 Feb 2014, 17:25 »

Sorry for the delay; SECOND PANEL:

cesium133 · « **Reply #16 on:** 26 Feb 2014, 17:57 »

Faye: Seriously, how did it not fall off if you really did it for that long!?
Dale: I'm completely serious. Momo got halfway through War and Peace while we were doing it.
Marten: I saw Momo read the entire Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy in 5 seconds yesterday.

celticgeek · « **Reply #17 on:** 26 Feb 2014, 18:01 »

Faye: You went on for how long?
Dale: Quite a while.
Marten: Were they pink or "puce"?

DSL · « **Reply #18 on:** 26 Feb 2014, 18:07 »

(Same general trend as Faye-Dale exchanges above) followed by:

MARTEN (looking at top of wall above street window): "Oh, so that's where the ARBOR DAY 2005 banner went."

Schmee · « **Reply #19 on:** 26 Feb 2014, 18:42 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 26 Feb 2014, 17:57

Marten: I saw Momo read the entire Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy in 5 seconds yesterday.

All six books?

cesium133 · « **Reply #20 on:** 26 Feb 2014, 18:57 »

Quote from: Schmee001 on 26 Feb 2014, 18:42

Quote from: cesium133 on 26 Feb 2014, 17:57
Marten: I saw Momo read the entire Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy in 5 seconds yesterday.
All six books?

I didn't say it was accurately named.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #21 on:** 27 Feb 2014, 13:54 »

It is, after all, the trilogy of five (or six).

Zebediah · « **Reply #22 on:** 28 Feb 2014, 08:07 »

Faye: "Yo, dude, you finally tap that ass?"
Dale: "Dude I hit that shit so hard the fuckin' National Endowment for the Arts gave me a grant."
Marten: "And when I had this exact same conversation with Angus, Faye got pissed off."

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #23 on:** 28 Feb 2014, 19:17 »

Corrected:

Quote from: Zebediah on 28 Feb 2014, 08:07

Faye: "Yo, dude, you finally tap that ass?"
Dale: "Dude I hit that shit so hard the fuckin' National Endowment for the Arts gave me a grant."
Marten: ~~"And when I had this exact same conversation with Angus, Faye got pissed off.~~ Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang"

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