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QC Captions Vol. 158
« on: 16 Mar 2014, 16:46 »

What up peeps? HERE:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #1 on: 16 Mar 2014, 16:52 »

 Marten: Hell Yes. My pussy rules.
 Steven: For the last time: Mieville belongs to Dora.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #2 on: 16 Mar 2014, 16:59 »

From random comic

Marten: Actually, with the right hormones--
Steve: I WILL NOT GROW A PENIS FOR YOU
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #3 on: 16 Mar 2014, 18:33 »

Marten: "I am a quantum superposition of pretend-chill and real-chill! I am Schrödinger's Bro!"
Steve: "Dude, you are way more messed up than I thought."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #4 on: 16 Mar 2014, 19:28 »

Random Comic, Ahoy!

STEVE: "You realize she's going to do that every time you proposition her, right?"
MARTEN: "No, I think I'm making headway! She only used lukewarm coffee today."

(And somewhat appropriate, considering this week's comic storyline...)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #5 on: 17 Mar 2014, 09:03 »

Marten: I should start working on my upper arms.
Steve: Oh, no! Have I started an arms race?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #6 on: 17 Mar 2014, 09:27 »

Marten: Allright! We had an interaction that didn't end with you smacking me on the head!
Steve: The night is young...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #7 on: 17 Mar 2014, 12:07 »

Marten: I should start working on my upper arms.
Steve: Oh, no! Have I started an arms race?

Classic!  :lol:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #8 on: 17 Mar 2014, 12:42 »

Marten: I should start working on my upper arms.
Steve: Oh, no! Have I started an arms race?
BWahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaheeeeee
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #9 on: 20 Mar 2014, 01:32 »

NEXT PANEL finally:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #10 on: 20 Mar 2014, 01:54 »

FAYE: yesssssssss
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #11 on: 20 Mar 2014, 08:53 »

 Faye: They're shrinking!

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 Faye:
 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #12 on: 20 Mar 2014, 09:04 »

"No shirt -- no shoes -- now even I can't get service!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #13 on: 20 Mar 2014, 12:08 »

FAYE:
"My mind is invaded
My gates are ignored
My thoughts are negated
And you're on a roll

And I am offended
By your acts of shamelessness
Your lack of conscience
And your flagrant steamroll"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #14 on: 20 Mar 2014, 15:52 »

"I'm melting! Aagghhh! Who would have thought a small amount of liquid would ever fall on meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #15 on: 20 Mar 2014, 15:59 »

♪ ...I BLESS THE RAAAAIIINS DOWN IN AAAAAFRICAAAAAAA... ♪
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #16 on: 20 Mar 2014, 16:38 »

Somebody's gotta.

FAYE: "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #17 on: 20 Mar 2014, 21:15 »

There needs to be a non-DSL class of competition so the rest of us have a ghost of a chance.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #18 on: 21 Mar 2014, 04:17 »

Faye: CURSE YOU BRA HOOK STRAPS!!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #19 on: 21 Mar 2014, 04:39 »

Zebidiah did pretty well  :-D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #20 on: 21 Mar 2014, 06:11 »

Yeah, on this one I vote for

ZEBEDIAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhsorry.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #21 on: 21 Mar 2014, 06:13 »

Eh, let's call it a tie.  8-)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #22 on: 21 Mar 2014, 12:10 »

And as a someone else I will have to,

FAYE: "PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNTS!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #23 on: 21 Mar 2014, 13:47 »

And after reading Friday's No. 2665:

FAYE: "BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #24 on: 21 Mar 2014, 16:03 »

It's kinda sweet the way the bros are crouched there, waiting for approval and permission, like polite bro-squirrels.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 158
« Reply #25 on: 22 Mar 2014, 04:34 »

More like bro-dogs, going "THROW THE BALL THROW THE BALL THROW THE BALL!"
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