Topic: QC Captions Vol. 160 (Read 6041 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 30 Mar 2014, 14:03 »

Hey people! FIRST PANEL:

Enjoy!

cesium133 · « **Reply #1 on:** 30 Mar 2014, 14:23 »

Marten: Ya mind pickin' my nose for me? My aim ain't so great right now.
Angus: No way, dude.

celticgeek · « **Reply #2 on:** 30 Mar 2014, 15:58 »

Marten: Mine's yellow!
Angus: If it isn't, you should see a doctor!

WAYF · « **Reply #3 on:** 30 Mar 2014, 21:45 »

Marten: I'm so sloshed, even my drink iss sloshed!... all over the floor.

Angus: Alright, how about you put the glass down, then it won't be sloshed anymore. Then we can get to work on YOU.

[OR]

Marten: You, you think you're so hot, let me tell you... I was coming to Coffee of Doom ev'ry day and getting abused for it long before you were!

Angus: There is a weird kind of one-upmanship going on here...

[OR]

Marten: I swear, if Faye burns down MY apartment just so that she has an excuse to go live in New York with YOU...

Angus: Nah, she would never... Oh god, she might.

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #4 on:** 30 Mar 2014, 23:30 »

Marten: "LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT MY NOSE AND TELL ME IT'S PRETTY!"
Angus: "..."

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #5 on:** 31 Mar 2014, 02:46 »

Quote from: celticgeek on 30 Mar 2014, 15:58

Marten: Mine's yellow!
Angus: If it isn't, you should see a doctor!

Minor nitpick: http://health.clevelandclinic.org/2013/10/what-the-color-of-your-urine-says-about-you-infographic/

Sidhekin · « **Reply #6 on:** 31 Mar 2014, 03:02 »

Marten: There's no such thing as purple urine.
Angus: Thank you, Cleveland Clinic infographic.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #7 on:** 31 Mar 2014, 06:13 »

Marten: "Did you know that German scientists have discovered that hops can become sentient when brewed and nurtured in a safe vat for just the right time?"
Angus: "Dude! Slow down!"
Beer (thinking/burping): "Nooooooo! Down me. Quick. I don't want to dry to death unloved in some spill on the floor of some dark watering hole. Mommy!"

Zebediah · « **Reply #8 on:** 31 Mar 2014, 09:13 »

Marten: "You don't need another beer."
Angus: "Are you seriously trying to Jedi-Mind-Trick yourself?"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #9 on:** 31 Mar 2014, 10:26 »

Marten: "If you were a True Bro you'd do this for me..."
Angus: "Sorry dude, I know it's allergy season, but I'm not going to make a 'Claire-itin' joke on purpose in front of Faye. I can't afford that much tylenol and ice"

Storel · « **Reply #10 on:** 31 Mar 2014, 12:04 »

Quote from: cesariojpn on 31 Mar 2014, 02:46

Quote from: celticgeek on 30 Mar 2014, 15:58
Marten: Mine's yellow!
Angus: If it isn't, you should see a doctor!

Minor nitpick: http://health.clevelandclinic.org/2013/10/what-the-color-of-your-urine-says-about-you-infographic/

I did not know urine could foam or fizz.

(Or turn blue or green, for that matter.

) Before reading this, my first reaction if my urine were fizzing would be have been "OMGWTF???", followed by an immediate call to my doctor. Now, I suppose I'd wait to see if it happened again before calling. Very educational, thanks!

ObCaption:

Marrten: C'mon, man, seriously, is my nose too big? I need your honest opinion.
Angus: No way, man; the last time someone asked me a question like that, I got punched for giving an honest opinion.

jwhouk · « **Reply #11 on:** 31 Mar 2014, 18:33 »

Random Caption, Ahoy!

MARTEN (as Steve): "Well, when she slammed the door in my face I probably shouldn't have shouted 'I hope you contract dolphin-syphillis' at the top of my lungs."
ANGUS (as Marten): "Hmm, yeah. That was probably a mistake."

Platypodes · « **Reply #12 on:** 31 Mar 2014, 22:12 »

Random:

Marten: You think that's bad? Try finding all of your clean underwear in the kitchen sink, covered in motor oil.
Angus: Hey, that only happened ONE TIME and I said I was sorry.

techkid · « **Reply #13 on:** 01 Apr 2014, 04:08 »

Marten: "Imma gonna drink to prove to you that the Tequila Monster is real! You stay shober to report my findings..."
Angus: "I don't think drunken hallucinations work like that."

DSL · « **Reply #14 on:** 01 Apr 2014, 06:10 »

MARTEN DENT: "Whatsh unpleashant about bein' drunk?"
ANGUS PREFECT: "Ask your glass of beer."

BEER (tiny voice): "Noooooooo..."

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #15 on:** 01 Apr 2014, 06:18 »

Once again, Thanks to DSL we have a winner.

Storel · « **Reply #16 on:** 01 Apr 2014, 11:15 »

Great Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference, DSL!

DSL · « **Reply #17 on:** 01 Apr 2014, 13:49 »

A humble crewman on the "B" Ark, that's me. Jinnan tonix all around!

Kugai · « **Reply #18 on:** 02 Apr 2014, 15:49 »

I'll take a Rummin Koke.

cesium133 · « **Reply #19 on:** 02 Apr 2014, 15:57 »

Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster for me, please.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #20 on:** 02 Apr 2014, 16:17 »

Have a new image while you're at it!

cesium133 · « **Reply #21 on:** 02 Apr 2014, 16:19 »

Jimbo: This beer tastes really weird.
Wil: You're tasting the sample I was supposed to give to the doctor in the morning!

Zebediah · « **Reply #22 on:** 02 Apr 2014, 17:31 »

Jimbo: "Saw Dr. Seuss get into a fight in a bar once. Cut the other guy to ribbons with a broken bottle, and made up a poem about it while he was doin' it."
Wil: "I heard about that. 'From there to here, from here to there, the bastard's blood is everywhere.' It's a classic of children's literature."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #23 on:** 02 Apr 2014, 17:41 »

Jimbo: What's this one called?
Wil: Desaturation Ale. It removes the color from your wrench when it gets inflamed.

(yeah, yeah, the color has varied through the years)

WAYF · « **Reply #24 on:** 03 Apr 2014, 03:01 »

Jimbo: I specifically ordered a yellow beer. This isn't yellow...

Wil: It will be, in a few hours' time.

Jimbo: ...Touché, barman. Touché.

Thrudd · « **Reply #25 on:** 03 Apr 2014, 11:49 »

Jimbo: Why you all so interested in mah hat?

Wil: Is that really an original Flesh Gordon roadie cap?

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #26 on:** 03 Apr 2014, 12:41 »

Wil: So, moving on, the next flight is a HefeWheaton, then we'll try the Goin To California Pale Ale. If you like that, you'll love the Bronze Dragon Brown Ale, then if you're feeling adventurous, you should give the Stone Farking Wheaton W00tstout a try.

Jimbo: I'm sensing a pattern here.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #27 on:** 03 Apr 2014, 14:32 »

My granddad always says that you only rent beer.

DSL · « **Reply #28 on:** 03 Apr 2014, 21:30 »

JIMBO:

Quote from: Pilchard123 on 03 Apr 2014, 14:32

My granddad always says that you only rent beer.

WIL: "Indeed. And do you get your deposit back?"

or

JIMBO: "Naw, yer talkin' out yer ass. That there Aristotle feller divided poetry into three, whaddayacallem, John-Rays: epic, comic and tragic. Now, he was influential throughout the Middle East when them Mooz-lim fellers was havin' their Golden Age, and in Yoor-up (I ain't allowed there no more, neither) during that there Renn-AY-since, but later fellers split his dramatic John-Ray (snicker) into two little John-Rays, dramatic and comic. An' their other John-Rays was epic and lyric."
WIL: "Yes, yes, but I simply must know what happened to the man from Nantucket."

Yes, that is liberally adapted from the Wikipidea entry on "Poetry."

Eddie 88 · « **Reply #29 on:** 04 Apr 2014, 05:28 »

I prefer visual submissions.

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Jimbo, off-panel: I want that yellow BEER!

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Read Right to Left

Quote from: cesariojpn on 31 Mar 2014, 02:46

Quote from: celticgeek on 30 Mar 2014, 15:58
Marten: Mine's yellow!
Angus: If it isn't, you should see a doctor!

Minor nitpick: http://health.clevelandclinic.org/2013/10/what-the-color-of-your-urine-says-about-you-infographic/

Minor nitpick nitpick: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acute_intermittent_porphyria
(there IS such a thing as purple pee...from a certain point of view >_>)

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