Topic: QC Captions Vol. 161 (Read 5900 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 06 Apr 2014, 16:49 »

Evenin'

Enjoy

celticgeek · « **Reply #1 on:** 06 Apr 2014, 17:34 »

Cosette: Well, crap!
Faye: If you drink it by the gallon, this is going to happen every now and then.

cesium133 · « **Reply #2 on:** 06 Apr 2014, 18:00 »

Cosette: Mmmf Mmmf!
Faye: Why would you dunk your head into a WTF-sized coffee anyway?

izumiryu · « **Reply #3 on:** 06 Apr 2014, 18:05 »

Cossette: WTF?!
Faye: I TOLD you to keep your guard up around Pintsize.

K1dmor · « **Reply #4 on:** 06 Apr 2014, 18:17 »

Cossette: THERE IS NO COSSETTE HERE. THERE IS ONLY BUCKETMASTER, MASTER OF BUCKETS
Faye: Penalty! Two minutes in the box, Hetfield.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #5 on:** 06 Apr 2014, 21:01 »

Cosette: "Stop! Let me go! Let me out!"
Pugnacious Peach: "I'll stop cramming a bucket onto your head when you stop stealing Steve from me."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #6 on:** 06 Apr 2014, 21:27 »

Faye: Sorry, it won't come off. You'll just have to learn how to play guitar

cesium133 · « **Reply #7 on:** 06 Apr 2014, 21:37 »

Dora (off-panel): I have a stick...

Skewbrow · « **Reply #8 on:** 07 Apr 2014, 06:34 »

Faye: "Steady now. 20 more turns and they will be done."
Cosette: "I'm sorry I broke the smoothie blender"

Thrudd · « **Reply #9 on:** 07 Apr 2014, 07:54 »

Cosette: "It's full of stars!"
Pugnacious Peach: "This I aughta to see."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #10 on:** 07 Apr 2014, 12:04 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 07 Apr 2014, 06:34

Faye: "Steady now. 20 more turns and they will be done."
Cosette: "I'm sorry I broke the smoothie blender"

We have a winner.

questionablydiscontent · « **Reply #11 on:** 07 Apr 2014, 12:05 »

FAYE: Hold still, there's a bucket on your head.
COSETTE (muffled): I CAN'T HEAR YOU; THERE'S A BUCKET ON MY HEAD!
edit: a winner was declared while you were replying

COSETTE: And it hit the janitor's bucket, which flew into the air onto my head! Argh!
FAYE: Believe me, this is not the first time Rube Goldberg-like events have claimed a victim. And it probably won't be the last.
SPIDER IN THE BASEMENT: Good work, my fellow arachnids. Soon, Coffee of Doom shall be under our control!
SPIDERS: *sinister, high-pitched laughter*

DSL · « **Reply #12 on:** 08 Apr 2014, 15:45 »

COSETTE (muffled): "I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."
REV. MOTHER FAYE-US HELLION MOHIAM: "Yes, yes, thee art human, sort of. But why you thought this bucket was a gom jabbar, or thinking that, stuck your head in it, is beyond me."

DSL · « **Reply #13 on:** 08 Apr 2014, 15:48 »

COSETTE: "I'm a silly young girl from Nantucket
And I stuck my head in this bucket
With spiders it's jammed
In my ears they are crammed ..."

FAYE: "... I can't get it loose. Oh, well, fuck it."

EDITED for spiders.

Zebediah · « **Reply #14 on:** 08 Apr 2014, 17:11 »

Now we have a winner.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #15 on:** 10 Apr 2014, 08:12 »

Ack sorry more schedule disrupstions. LATE PANEL:

cesium133 · « **Reply #16 on:** 10 Apr 2014, 08:16 »

Pintsize: Little sparrow-like birds being molested by cute redheaded girls using bandicoots on the birds' cloacas...

Border Reiver · « **Reply #17 on:** 10 Apr 2014, 08:36 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 06 Apr 2014, 16:49

Evenin'

Enjoy

Cossette: "What are you doing?"

Faye: "Get the door open, Operation Clumsy-Grab is a Go!

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 10 Apr 2014, 08:12

Ack sorry more schedule disrupstions. LATE PANEL:

Pintsize: "It's my turn to be the outside spoon now"

DrBear · « **Reply #18 on:** 10 Apr 2014, 09:01 »

Pintsize: "My head isn't the only thing that's getting bigger..."

(seriously, from that photo, his head is bigger than Marten's.)

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #19 on:** 10 Apr 2014, 11:56 »

"My cranium is so much more comfortable in a larger space. Thank you for giving me head."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #20 on:** 10 Apr 2014, 13:18 »

Pintsize (singing): "This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Baking Science We do what we must with Faye's cans.

Marten (in his sleep): The Cake Batter is a lie

Loki · « **Reply #21 on:** 10 Apr 2014, 13:27 »

Nomination for winner right there!

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #22 on:** 10 Apr 2014, 17:06 »

PINTSIZE: "Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to be the outside spoon."

PINTSIZE: "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all (nothing at all,nothing at all...)

Obligatory: PINTSIZE: "Butts"

Fuck it I got nothing today. Creativity, where art thou?

DSL · « **Reply #23 on:** 10 Apr 2014, 19:41 »

Quote from: LJFelix on 10 Apr 2014, 17:06

PINTSIZE: "Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to be the outside spoon."

PINTSIZE: "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all (nothing at all,nothing at all...)

Obligatory: PINTSIZE: "Butts"

Fuck it I got nothing today. Creativity, where art thou?

Nothing wrong with a good Hitch-hiker's reference.

Platypodes · « **Reply #24 on:** 10 Apr 2014, 23:59 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 06 Apr 2014, 16:49

Evenin'

Cosette: Noooo they be stealin' my bukkit!
Faye: If you don't hold still, you can has a kick in the pants.

Zebediah · « **Reply #25 on:** 11 Apr 2014, 06:50 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 10 Apr 2014, 08:12

"Happy birthday, Grandma!"

DSL · « **Reply #26 on:** 11 Apr 2014, 06:58 »

PINTSIZE: "bedebedebedebede Hell-OH, Buck!"

jwhouk · « **Reply #27 on:** 11 Apr 2014, 06:59 »

Boy, you're digging down for that one.

"L'chiam."

Thrudd · « **Reply #28 on:** 11 Apr 2014, 07:14 »

Pintsize: ~whisper~whisper~whisper~whisper~whisper~whisper~whisper~whisper~whisper~

Pintsize: ~Sinister echoes clutching at straws ~ Letter boxes screaming ~ You try to pin him to the wall ~ you end up on the ceiling ~ Locked in a dome ~ The shadows flicker by ~

Pintsize:
~ Exploding Pancake Batter ~
~ Icing bag blowout ~
~ Kitchen sink splash back ~
~ Skim Milk chugged from the jug ~
~ Meringue Mixing Mistakes ~

DSL · « **Reply #29 on:** 11 Apr 2014, 07:15 »

Oh, you want a deep dig, JW?

PINTSIZE: "Yes, what I am began in man's mind, but I have progressed further than Man."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #30 on:** 11 Apr 2014, 07:53 »

PINTSIZE: "Daisy, Daaaiiiii sssssyyyyy, giiiiiiiiiivvvve mmmeeeeee yoooooooouuuurrrrrrrr aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnssswwwweeerrrrrer doooooooooooooo"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #31 on:** 11 Apr 2014, 09:14 »

Pintsize: "Now, squeal like a pig!!!"

Thrudd · « **Reply #32 on:** 11 Apr 2014, 11:21 »

PINTSIZE:

~ Niagara Falls ~
~ Wash away wash away wash away all ~
~ Tall cool glass of water ~
~ Time to water the lawn ~
~ cry me a river ~
~ Peas porridge hot peas porridge cold ~
~ Pining for the Fjords ~
~ Splish splash we were taking a bath ~
~ Beer beer beer, oh so much beer ~
~ Cascading fountains of Beer ~
~ Babbling Brooksie ~
~ meandering stream ~
~ Raging download Torrents ~
~ pitter patter of rain showers ~

[moves bowl of warm water beside bed and gently places his hand into the bowl]

Small Dog · « **Reply #33 on:** 16 Apr 2014, 09:07 »

Pintsize: 'Bet you're wondering if that's my CD tray.'

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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