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QC Captions Vol. 162
« on: 13 Apr 2014, 14:37 »
Heya! FIRST PANEL:



Reminder: Just because someone doesn't have a speech bubble doesn't mean you can't still put words in their mouth. You just can't put anything else in there.



What?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #1 on: 13 Apr 2014, 14:41 »
Faye: Watch out, there's a ghost in the kitchen.
Hannelore: I don't think I've ever seen a ghost that emits white ectoplasm before. We need to call the Ghostbusters!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #2 on: 13 Apr 2014, 17:39 »
Faye: Damnit Hanners, we talked about this!

Hannelore: I'm sorry! My dad gave me so many gadgets and-

Faye: Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of my breasts, and do not operate my breasts while under the influence of heavy machinery! You just did BOTH!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #3 on: 13 Apr 2014, 18:30 »
Faye: "When I catch that little mechanical bastard I'm tossing him in the microwave. This WAS my favorite shirt."
Hannelore: "I told him not to eat cake batter while snorting WD-40, but he didn't listen!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #4 on: 13 Apr 2014, 20:43 »
FAYE: "He just ... exploded. Stuffed himself so full of cake batter he exploded."
HANNERS: "Maybe Momo will let us upload him into her old chassis."

Or

FAYE: "I am so not drunk enough for this to be funny."
HANNERS: "Marten might be ..."

EDITED to accurize and link.
« Last Edit: 14 Apr 2014, 05:20 by DSL »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #5 on: 13 Apr 2014, 20:49 »
Veronica: "This gives me an idea for another web site".
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #6 on: 14 Apr 2014, 08:52 »
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 13 Apr 2014, 14:37
Heya! FIRST PANEL:



Reminder: Just because someone doesn't have a speech bubble doesn't mean you can't still put words in their mouth. You just can't put anything else in there.



What?

Faye:  "Maybe I SHOULD have knocked before I opened the door."

Hanners:  "Please tell me that's cake batter."

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #7 on: 14 Apr 2014, 11:03 »
Faye:  Gaaaaah!
Hannelore:  I can't tell if it's the remains of The One Ring or the remains of The Ring of the Nibelungs.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #8 on: 14 Apr 2014, 15:47 »
Veronica: "But she caught me on the counter"
Marten: "It wasn't me"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #9 on: 14 Apr 2014, 20:46 »
Faye:  "Oh geez, this looks like ectoplasm!"

Hannelore:  "Should I call Egon Spengler?  He's an old friend of my father's."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #10 on: 16 Apr 2014, 05:13 »
Faye: Uh, Mrs. Vance.....it's not what it looks like. Honest.
Hanners: Do I need to ask, or can I get the fussy animals version?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #11 on: 16 Apr 2014, 08:55 »
FAYE: "Great. Good luck getting this to wash out."
HANNERS: "A good sonic blast might do it. Give me a few minutes to work on up."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #12 on: 16 Apr 2014, 14:31 »
SECOND IMAAAAAGE:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #13 on: 16 Apr 2014, 14:37 »
Dora: "Oh god! You're right, it does look like a duck died on my head!"
Penelope: "So, definitely no more fashion advice from Steve then?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #14 on: 16 Apr 2014, 14:56 »
Dora: "What the HELL was that noise?"
Penelope: "I don't know, but it's what I imagine a cross between Hannelore and Godzilla might sound like."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #15 on: 16 Apr 2014, 16:57 »
Dora: Are you SURE you got the right tub to hold the acid? I heard sizzling...
Penelope: That's the flesh, relax. It's in the basement anyhow, the spiders will eat the rest.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #16 on: 16 Apr 2014, 17:05 »
Dora: Does my hair make me look like a Goth Elvis?
Penelope: I'm hearing "Black Swede Shoes" playing in my head.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #17 on: 16 Apr 2014, 20:43 »
PENELOPE: "The big blender thing is on fire."
DORA: " We don't have a big blender thi ... SHIT."

EDITED to fix typo made by team of professionals.
« Last Edit: 17 Apr 2014, 14:52 by DSL »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #18 on: 16 Apr 2014, 22:12 »
DORA: "My Sexytimes Sense has activated..."

PENELOPE: "Remember last time, it was just a bad case of gas."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #19 on: 17 Apr 2014, 01:28 »
Quote from: DSL on 16 Apr 2014, 20:43
PENELOPE: "The big blender thing is in fire."
DORA: " We don't have a big blender thi ... SHIT."

Nobody's that good that often. The account "DSL" must be a team of professional writers :-)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #20 on: 17 Apr 2014, 10:47 »
Dora:  "Look, this is a little embarassing..."

Penelope:  "I am NOT going to pretend to be one of Sven's exes.  Again."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #21 on: 18 Apr 2014, 04:38 »
Dora: "You don't think that Pintsize is actually going to follow through with it, do you?"
Penelope: "He told me his interests were porn and cake batter. I just came up with that to get rid of the little guy."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 162
« Reply #22 on: 18 Apr 2014, 10:38 »
Dora: "Faye's winging it quite well don't ya think?"
Penelope: "You mean the ass man duties? Yeah, she's attracting them aplenty."
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