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Please Hanner don't hurt 'em

8 (12.7%)

She came from a land down Hanner

5 (7.9%)

Hannersplosion!

6 (9.5%)

Release the virus

7 (11.1%)

Weeping and Gnashing of Teeth

3 (4.8%)

She Bangs (or Barfs)

1 (1.6%)

Hannelore's Silver Hammer

11 (17.5%)

Hanner of the Gods

22 (34.9%)

Total Members Voted: 60

[DrBear]

I wonder if they're listening to Barry White

No, Bootsy Collins.

[DSL]

Sole music. Or O Sole Mio.

[Nepiophage]

These boots were made for ***king.
Boots, boots, boots, boots ****ing up and down again.
When I get to heaven I'm goona put on my boots, I'm gonna **** all over heaven.
And of course, Gumboot ****ing!

[Method of Madness]

I didn't realize "wal" needed to be asterisked out

[cesium133]

...and one of these days these boots are gonna **** all over you...

[Is it cold in here?]

Ancient joke:

Reporter meets the returning troop ship and, hoping for a human interest story, asks a returning GI "What's the first thing you're going to do when you get home?"

"Fuck my wife!"

"Ahh -- OK. Don't think we can print that. What's the second thing you're going to do?"

"Take off these fucking combat boots!"

[jwhouk]

It's Hanner Time!

Please Hanner don't hurt 'em    8 (12.9%)
She came from a land down Hanner    5 (8.1%)
Hannersplosion!    6 (9.7%)
Release the virus    7 (11.3%)
Weeping and Gnashing of Teeth    2 (3.2%)
She Bangs (or Barfs)    1 (1.6%)
Hannelore's Silver Hammer    11 (17.7%)
Hanner of the Gods    22 (35.5%)

Total Members Voted: 62

[Nepiophage]

Ancient joke:

Reporter meets the returning troop ship and, hoping for a human interest story, asks a returning GI "What's the first thing you're going to do when you get home?"

"Fuck my wife!"

"Ahh -- OK. Don't think we can print that. What's the second thing you're going to do?"

"Take off these fucking combat boots!"

An even older example is here

[DSL]

Ancient joke:

Reporter meets the returning troop ship and, hoping for a human interest story, asks a returning GI "What's the first thing you're going to do when you get home?"

"Fuck my wife!"

"Ahh -- OK. Don't think we can print that. What's the second thing you're going to do?"

"Take off these fucking combat boots!"

An even older example is here

I read the same joke involving a Finnish soldier returning home after fighting Russians ... while on skis.