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It's Hanner Time!

Please Hanner don't hurt 'em
- 8 (12.7%)
She came from a land down Hanner
- 5 (7.9%)
Hannersplosion!
- 6 (9.5%)
Release the virus
- 7 (11.1%)
Weeping and Gnashing of Teeth
- 3 (4.8%)
She Bangs (or Barfs)
- 1 (1.6%)
Hannelore's Silver Hammer
- 11 (17.5%)
Hanner of the Gods
- 22 (34.9%)

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Author Topic: WCDT: 2681-2685 (April 14 - April 18, 2014) Weekly Comics Discussion Thread  (Read 38518 times)

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Quote from: Jeph in Newspost
uh ohhhhh

Uh oohhh.
Honestly, to me both of these arguments look kind of fabricated...
Also, Hanners doesn't look angry to me, more unhappy and close to freaking out. I guess we'll see tomorrow if she has another she-hulk moment to break up an argument. (Damn, I can't find the comic with that!)
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The interesting thing about Martenmom right now is how to reconcile the way she's acting today with the maturity and grace she showed at the wedding.
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God damn it, Marmom.
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"Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

I wasn't aware that Hanners comes from a land Down Under  :psyduck:

*PREDICTION: Hanners breaks up the arguments by smiling and handing them all a vegemite sandwich*
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I guess we'll see tomorrow if she has another she-hulk moment to break up an argument.
She can be pretty explicit when she hanners her point home.
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*PREDICTION: Hanners breaks up the arguments by smiling and handing them all a vegemite sandwich*
That would succeed in uniting everyone against her, so not a bad idea.
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Is Vegemite really that bad?
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Honestly, I've only had Marmite once, and that was more unremarkable than bad.
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Is Vegemite really that bad?
Not really - It's an acquired taste, of course. What really throws people is that they see it and immediately think it's like Nutella, and then they taste it and it's bitter instead of sweet. Also you don't eat it by the spoonful.

In other news:
I ASKED THE GIRL, "DO YOU SPEAK-A MY LANGUAGE?"
SHE JUST SMILED AND GAVE ME A SPATHE HAM SANDWICH
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New rule: no calling it "spathe ham" unless you're typing with your mouth full. Umbershtood?
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I guess we'll see tomorrow if she has another she-hulk moment to break up an argument.
She can be pretty explicit when she hanners her point home.
With an extra big Hanner, no less.
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I guess we'll see tomorrow if she has another she-hulk moment to break up an argument.
She can be pretty explicit when she hanners her point home.
With an extra big Hanner, no less.

Please, Hanners, Don't Hurt 'Em
MC Hanner - STOP! HANNERTIME
Hanner of the Gods






...I'll stop now
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Is Vegemite really that bad?
Combine it with butter (on toast, for example) and I actually find it quite tasty.
Without butter... eh, not so good, but at least bearable if extremely salty.
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Ouch!

What's scary is that Jeph tends to do the unexpected. Hannelore may explode in some new and previously unsuspected way.

That's a disappointing thought as the current standard response in this situation is for Hanners to shout out "I will do it, I will take the ring to Morder" No I fear this will never happen.
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Please don't make Hanners angry.

 :psyduck:

You wouldn't like Hanners when she's angry.

...That's MY line.


EDIT: We need a Hannerpoll.

"Please Hanner Don't Hurt 'Em"
"She Come From a Land Down Hanner"
"Hannersplosion!"
"Release The Virus."
"Weeping and Gnashing of Teeth"
"She Bangs (or Barfs)"
"Hannelore's Silver Hammer"
"Hanner of the Gods"



« Last Edit: 15 Apr 2014, 05:43 by jwhouk »
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@WAYF: Indeed. Spread lightly if you're not used to Vegemite. I'm a bit more generous on my own toast, though.

Conflict resolution is not Hannelore's strong suit, from memory. Whatever happens, it will not be pleasant for anyone involved...
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Bang Bang Hanners' Silver Hammer come down on her head, bang bang Hanner's Silver Hammer, make sure that she was dead...
That's terrifying because it could happen.
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so, will she start screaming at everyone to stop fighting, or will she break down crying from the stress of having everyone fighting around her?
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I think we're about to see another one of these.

Angry Hannelore is terrifying.
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Maybe QC is about to turn into a slice of life comic about Hannelore's life in prison.
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Prison? They'd have to catch her first. And considering her cleaning prowess and the fact that she can probably get Station's help in keeping her off the grid... yeah, not gonna happen.
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I would think twice about trying to arrest someone who has a phone app to control orbital bombardment.
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No, it won't fit unless she intimidates the whale first
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No, Jim can't afford her remodeling rates
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No, it's already established that this is how it ends.
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Or is this the ending?
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What a cliffhanner!
:facepalm: worst pun ever. Congratulations!
Hannersplosion tomorrow? Orbital bombardment? Or perhaps another Yelling Bird strip, just to make us mad?

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I imagine a YB strip, with death screams in the background. Mid-strip, a blood-soaked Hanners comes in and swats YB offpanel with a shovel and leaves to finish the job. Everyone else in the strip soon suffers similar fates to the imaginary construction workers she killed when real ones were keeping her from sleeping.

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Final panel. "Take me home, Randy." Shebly is also alive and goes with them on their trip across the universe. In a space van. Solving space mysteries.
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Or is this the ending?
No, this is the 100% canon ending.
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Followed immediately (after the end credits) by the next strip.
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Hannersplosion tomorrow?
No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow.
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Hanners looks nothing like Ivanova!
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I wasn't aware that Hanners comes from a land Down Under  :psyduck:


If The Space Station is in polar orbit, then she would have spent half her childhood down under.
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I think Hanners will faint or fizzle out instead of BOOM. Unless she has had some liquid courage/Antivan
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I don't know what bothers me more...that Faye still gets defensive when people call her out on her drinking, or that Marten's mom apparently has the emotional maturity of an eleven year old.

Don't forget that Veronica is a dom.  She's used to being the boss.  Combine that with the fact she's Marten's mom, and spent the first 18 years of his life having a major say in what he did, and she might have a bit of trouble with Marten arguing against her decisions.  I would imagine in general it's not something that happened much when he was a kid given that he can be a bit passive at times.
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I still think Vicky was a flimsy pretense to move thousands of miles away from his mom. Not to say he doesn't love her, but he saw an opportunity to live his own life and took it, even if he didn't know it at the time.
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Hanners grabs Marten and Angus, drags them to her apartment, and introduces them to the wonderful relaxation technique of AGHT (Aggressive Gong Hitting Therapy).
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I wasn't aware that Hanners comes from a land Down Under  :psyduck:


If The Space Station is in polar orbit, then she would have spent half her childhood down under.

She has to big a phobia of spiders to have spend any time in Australia however.
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Ah yes, a nice soothing cup of tea is exactly what you need after screaming loud enough to rupture your friends' eardrums.

I initially misread the tea container as saying "Finest Space Tea".  :-D
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It's either "spice" or "space," but I read it as "space," too.
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It definitely says "finest space tea". Zeb, you didn't misread anything.
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