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QC Captions Vol. 163
« on: 20 Apr 2014, 14:24 »

Hey folks, welcome to a new week. FIRST IMAGE:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #1 on: 20 Apr 2014, 14:57 »

Marten: "Yeah, just so you know, if you hear anything weird or dumb, that's just Pintsize messing with the playlists, okay?"
Veronica: "What? Oh yeah, sure is sweetie."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #2 on: 20 Apr 2014, 14:59 »

Marten: So this is our band's first album, what do you think?
Veronica: All I hear is farting noises.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #3 on: 20 Apr 2014, 15:02 »

Veronica: Commando control, we have a problem! Our right wing is burning! What do we do?
Marten: Gee, mom, I suspected you were into roleplaying, but I did not expect that.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #4 on: 20 Apr 2014, 15:15 »

Marten: "I installed hidden microphones in Faye's room. I always listen in when they're having sex."
Veronica: "God, those moans! I have got to get her to show me what she's doing to Angus!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #5 on: 20 Apr 2014, 18:38 »

Marten: "Couch thruster four online, confirm"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #6 on: 20 Apr 2014, 18:51 »

Marten: "You mean Uncle Charlie was the lead programmer for this?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #7 on: 20 Apr 2014, 19:58 »

Marten: What kind of porn is this supposed to be classified as?
Veronica: Analog Porn. You can hear the rubbing of skin very accurately!!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #8 on: 20 Apr 2014, 21:34 »

Marten: "And when I asked her to play a G Major, she produced... that!"
Veronica: "Did... did that guitar just screech profanity?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #9 on: 20 Apr 2014, 21:48 »

V: well this is.… very nice, dear. But albums are expensive to produce... How will you ever raise that kind of money?
M: there's this website that helps you find projects like this, it's called Kickstarter
V: oh, what I could do with a site called Dickstarter
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #10 on: 20 Apr 2014, 22:40 »

VV: "Where did you get these language instruction tapes, anyway?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #11 on: 21 Apr 2014, 01:54 »

V: well this is.… very nice, dear. But albums are expensive to produce... How will you ever raise that kind of money?
M: there's this website that helps you find projects like this, it's called Kickstarter
V: oh, what I could do with a site called Dickstarter

http://www.dickstarter.biz/
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #12 on: 21 Apr 2014, 10:36 »

what
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #13 on: 22 Apr 2014, 02:59 »

My thoughts exactly
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #14 on: 23 Apr 2014, 13:17 »

Marten: Red 3, standing by.
V.V.: Red 6, standing by.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #15 on: 23 Apr 2014, 13:44 »

NEW PANEL:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #16 on: 23 Apr 2014, 14:12 »

"Oh yes, there will be blood!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #17 on: 23 Apr 2014, 14:29 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #18 on: 23 Apr 2014, 14:42 »

"It's time... Release the kitty."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #19 on: 23 Apr 2014, 18:56 »

I'm puzzled to know what "THAT" is that they don't have in common...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #20 on: 23 Apr 2014, 19:23 »

Was that meant for the WCDT?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #21 on: 23 Apr 2014, 19:38 »

Hannelore:  "Calling all firemen!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #22 on: 24 Apr 2014, 04:55 »

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« Reply #23 on: 24 Apr 2014, 08:15 »

Marten: Red 3, standing by.
V.V.: Red 6, standing by.
HANNERS: "Hang on, Winslow! Hang on!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #24 on: 24 Apr 2014, 08:36 »

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« Reply #25 on: 24 Apr 2014, 11:50 »

HANNERS: "I hate these friggin' NextGen phasers. Bring me my old one, the one that looks like a glue gun."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #26 on: 24 Apr 2014, 11:54 »

Hanners: Alllllllll the cute animal pictures on the internet shall be miiiiiine....
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« Reply #27 on: 25 Apr 2014, 04:03 »

Hanners: Alllllllll the cute animal pictures on the internet shall be miiiiiine....
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #28 on: 25 Apr 2014, 05:14 »

HANNERS: Do you know how many kitten pictures there are on the Internet?
WINSLOW: (off-screen) ...No?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #29 on: 30 Apr 2014, 11:50 »

Finally, I have the results!


A follow on from this arc.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #30 on: 30 Apr 2014, 12:11 »

Finally, I have the results!


A follow on from this arc.

Haha, great follow-up!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 163
« Reply #31 on: 01 May 2014, 09:37 »

Thank you for the compliment.
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