Topic: QC Captions Vol. 164 (Read 5224 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 27 Apr 2014, 13:24 »

Hey folks! Happy Spring! FIRST PANEL:

Enjoy

jwhouk · « **Reply #1 on:** 27 Apr 2014, 13:48 »

Jim: "So how do you know Veronica?"
Dora: "She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. And I used to diddle to her photos when I was Sam's age."
Sam: "What's 'diddle' mean?"

God, I don't know why my brain's in the gutter all of a sudden...

Skewbrow · « **Reply #2 on:** 27 Apr 2014, 14:30 »

Jim: "Could I ask you for a favor. I have a date. I'm outta blades. The drug store is closed for the day. And I really need to shave."
Dora: "Sure, but mine has just taken off Dora Bianchi International Airport. Are you sure you don't wanna ask Faye here?"
Sam: "No way! Faye's swords won't go anywhere near my Dad's chin!"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #3 on:** 28 Apr 2014, 05:14 »

Jim: "How did you get up there so fast?"

Dora: "Do you really want to know?"

Sam: "Seriously Dad, do you ever pay attention?"

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #4 on:** 28 Apr 2014, 05:40 »

Jim: "I have to know-"

Dora: "about as thick as my forearm, and roughly as dexterous."

Sam: "Daaaaaaaang"

(EDIT: bah, where has all my creativity gone. I used to be better at captioning, I swear)

DSL · « **Reply #5 on:** 28 Apr 2014, 07:33 »

JIM: "What's this spider doing in my coffee?"
DORA: a) "The backstroke, I should think." b) "Shut up or everyone will want one." c) "Don't worry, we only serve fair-trade spiders."
SAM: "What about this pigeon and raccoon in the ceiling duct?"

or

JIM: "Multiple-choice answers? What is this, Al Jaffee's 'Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions?'"
DORA: "No, it's one of Mr. Jaffee's MAD fold-ins."
SAM: "And if you fold it in, you're actually talking to me."

or

JIM: "Wasn't your hair purple once? Is black your natural color?"
DORA: "Blonde, actually. Platinum, maybe?"
SAM: "Is platinum gray?"

or

JIM: "My soul patch is gone. Have you seen it?"
DORA: "I ... cannot ... say ... "
SAM: "That thing on her head has it! It's taking overrrrrrr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r ... "

Thrudd · « **Reply #6 on:** 28 Apr 2014, 09:15 »

Jim: I can't explain
Dora: I don't even know myself
SAM: I can see for miles and miles and miles.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #7 on:** 28 Apr 2014, 15:20 »

Jim: Who are you?
Dora: They call me The Seeker.
Sam: The kids are alright!

(this could go on for a while: http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_63214/the-who/songs (caution popups!))

jwhouk · « **Reply #8 on:** 28 Apr 2014, 18:44 »

Jim: "Don't cry."
Dora: "Don't raise your eye."
Sam: "It's only teenage wasteland..."

Thrudd · « **Reply #9 on:** 29 Apr 2014, 11:18 »

Jim: Dreaming from the waist
Dora: Anyway, Anyhow, Anywhere
SAM: Boris the spider!!!

No popups with ablock and all the lyrics are linked at songfacts

This is really turning into our own little Posts against Whomanity

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #10 on:** 29 Apr 2014, 15:15 »

Jim: You sure you can handle my little hellspawn?
Dora: I was a Goth in my early years.......
Sam: Are we gonna be sacrificing bunnies to that Satan Goddess you talked about last time?

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #11 on:** 30 Apr 2014, 13:58 »

NEW IMAGE! Is it just me, or have Faye and Angus gotten more in-comic naked time than previous couples?

celticgeek · « **Reply #12 on:** 30 Apr 2014, 17:19 »

Angus: Yelling Bird said you wanted to do WHAT?
Faye: I would NEVER do that!

DSL · « **Reply #13 on:** 30 Apr 2014, 20:36 »

ANGUS: "You sure you don't hear drums echo in the night?"
FAYE: "Nope. Still only whispers of some quiet conversaa-a-a-a-a-a-tion..."

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #14 on:** 30 Apr 2014, 20:42 »

ANGUS: Okay, next time we'll consult the book first before going in full blast.
FAYE: I don't know if I should punch your pink condom sheathed penis for that stupid unintentional innuendo.

Loki · « **Reply #15 on:** 01 May 2014, 02:46 »

ANGUS: I like watching you sleep. It sorta fascinates me.
FAYE: Twilight is bad and you should feel bad.

Thrudd · « **Reply #16 on:** 01 May 2014, 07:25 »

ANGUS: It's just sitting there .... waiting .....
FAYE: I don't care if Boris is nonpoisonous. Get that hairy creepy thing off my back already.

DSL · « **Reply #17 on:** 01 May 2014, 10:18 »

ANGUS: "Well, there's flames reaching up from your ass, and then ... two people roasting ... marshmallows?"
FAYE: "Dammit Pintsize."
ANGUS: "... looks like a signature ... M?"
FAYE: "..."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #18 on:** 01 May 2014, 12:46 »

Angus: "Look, it will be fine. This is a completely normal event, happens to thousands of people every year."

Faye: "What if the twins don't make any friends at school? I know it's only the first day, but I can't help worrying?"

Questions, comments, queries , problems, bitches, rude gestures and/or remarks

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #19 on:** 01 May 2014, 22:48 »

I assume she's talking about her breasts?

Skewbrow · « **Reply #20 on:** 02 May 2014, 05:41 »

I suspect that was about Moira and Fergus. You do remember that Ms. Farmer is their first grade teacher?

Zebediah · « **Reply #21 on:** 02 May 2014, 05:56 »

Angus: "I'm fuckin' you in the ear just to make sure."
Faye: "THAT'S NOT MY EAR."

Storel · « **Reply #22 on:** 02 May 2014, 16:11 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 02 May 2014, 05:41

I suspect that was about Moira and Fergus. You do remember that Ms. Farmer is their first grade teacher?

Who, who, and who?

Skewbrow · « **Reply #23 on:** 02 May 2014, 22:39 »

What!? You didn't immediately recognize Faye & Angus' kids from a caption thread post by Border Reiver a year or two back. Some fan you are

jwhouk · « **Reply #24 on:** 03 May 2014, 06:20 »

The quote in question:

Quote from: Border Reiver on 16 Mar 2011, 10:53

Faye: "Remember we're expected at Mom's for dinner tomorrow, then we take Fergus and Moira to their play at school. Are you sure you can get home from work about an hour early?"

Angus: "Yes, I already cleared it with Ms. Farmer. Wouldn't want to miss this, their'll only gonna have one sixth grade play. Should I pick up a bottle of wine on the way home?"

Zebediah · « **Reply #25 on:** 03 May 2014, 06:41 »

I just assumed it was a reference to a webcomic that I don't read.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #26 on:** 03 May 2014, 21:56 »

And my once reliable memory was proven wrong. Early onset of Alzheimer?

Storel · « **Reply #27 on:** 04 May 2014, 02:11 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 02 May 2014, 22:39

What!? You didn't immediately recognize Faye & Angus' kids from a caption thread post by Border Reiver a year or two back. Some fan you are

Quote from: jwhouk on 03 May 2014, 06:20

The quote in question:
Quote from: Border Reiver on 16 Mar 2011, 10:53
Faye: "Remember we're expected at Mom's for dinner tomorrow, then we take Fergus and Moira to their play at school. Are you sure you can get home from work about an hour early?"

Angus: "Yes, I already cleared it with Ms. Farmer. Wouldn't want to miss this, their'll only gonna have one sixth grade play. Should I pick up a bottle of wine on the way home?"

Uh, yeah, that was three years ago -- I only joined this forum fourteen months ago. No, strangely enough, I don't read the last two years' worth of posts whenever I join a new forum...

Also, is "Ms. Farmer" a reference to Marigold? I have a lot of trouble envisioning Mar-Bear as a sixth grade teacher, let alone Angus ever referring to his former roommate as "Ms. Farmer". Or had Marigold even been introduced by then?

jwhouk · « **Reply #28 on:** 04 May 2014, 05:58 »

After re-reading the quote, it sounded more like Ms. Farmer was Angus' boss.

Storel · « **Reply #29 on:** 04 May 2014, 16:27 »

Yes, you're right, that makes much more sense. Still don't know why he'd be calling her "Ms Farmer", though...

DSL · « **Reply #30 on:** 04 May 2014, 18:22 »

Quote from: Storel on 04 May 2014, 16:27

Yes, you're right, that makes much more sense. Still don't know why he'd be calling her "Ms Farmer", though...

humor!

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #31 on:** 04 May 2014, 22:16 »

Methinks perhaps we use too many inside-jokes

Border Reiver · « **Reply #32 on:** 05 May 2014, 03:36 »

Maybe. Still it's nice to know someone remembered that old joke.

Questions, comments, queries , problems, bitches, rude gestures and/or remarks

DSL · « **Reply #33 on:** 05 May 2014, 10:50 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 04 May 2014, 22:16

Methinks perhaps we use too many inside-jokes

Some jokes are best kept inside, where they don't frighten the horses.

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