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QC Captions Vol. 165
« on: 04 May 2014, 22:18 »
Sorry, more work schedule-screwiness that's also taking a toll on my sleeping patterns. Hopefully next week will be back to normal. Anyways...FIRST IMAGE:



Enjoy
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #1 on: 04 May 2014, 22:22 »
Veronica:  Do you actually drink this slop you call coffee?
Jim:  No, I'm actually drinking single malt scotch older than you.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #2 on: 04 May 2014, 22:42 »
Veronica: I still say David Tennant was the best Doctor to date.
Jim: Poppycock, it was Tom Baker.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #3 on: 05 May 2014, 03:37 »
Lies - Eccleston.


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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #4 on: 05 May 2014, 07:02 »
MARTENMOM: "I'm sorry, I really don't believe you."
SAMANTHADAD: "It's true. Granted, it was a really low-budget flick, and it was pretty poorly filmed, but it paid enough for the down payment on this bakery."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #5 on: 05 May 2014, 08:32 »
Veronica: "You didn't even shave before our date."
Jim: "I DID shave. Two hours ago. If I didn't shave three times a day I'd look like I was in ZZ Top."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #6 on: 05 May 2014, 10:15 »
Quote from: Zebediah on 05 May 2014, 08:32
Veronica: "You didn't even shave before our date."
Jim: "I DID shave. Two hours ago. If I didn't shave three times a day I'd look like I was in ZZ Top."

Best explanation I've seen yet for Jim's perpetual 5-o'clock shadow.  8-)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #7 on: 05 May 2014, 10:16 »
It's 5-o'clock somewhere...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #8 on: 05 May 2014, 10:49 »
V-squared: "Your coffee cup is much bigger than mine."
Gentleman Jim: "It's a matter of perspective."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #9 on: 06 May 2014, 06:12 »
V: The mug is too big.
J: Its the perspective.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #10 on: 06 May 2014, 08:36 »
Quote from: Thrudd on 06 May 2014, 06:12
V: The mug is too big.
J: Its the perspective. It's the humidity.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #11 on: 06 May 2014, 11:07 »
V-2: The perspective is muggy.
J-P1: Because the bigness is humid.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #12 on: 06 May 2014, 11:20 »
The mug is too damn high!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #13 on: 06 May 2014, 11:50 »
V: Whassamatta, you too wimpy to drink espresso?
J: This is espresso--quintuple shot!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #14 on: 06 May 2014, 11:53 »
Jim: Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Veronica: But this isn't beer.
Jim: Yours isn't, anyway.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #15 on: 06 May 2014, 15:31 »
VV: Dora says you're the Willy Wonka of western-mass bakers...
J: Have you tasted your Biscotti cup yet?  [sings]Come with me. And you'll be. In a world of Starch Hydrolization[/sings]
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #16 on: 06 May 2014, 19:16 »
VV: "Man, I bet nobody ever got stabbed in this place or nothin'"
JIM: "It's great. Trust me."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #17 on: 07 May 2014, 10:02 »
VV:  "What, you don't think your Mom would go for it?"

JIM:  "I think she might.  That's the problem."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #18 on: 07 May 2014, 18:10 »
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 06 May 2014, 15:31
VV: Dora says you're the Willy Wonka of western-mass bakers...
J: Have you tasted your Biscotti cup yet?  [sings]Come with me. And you'll be. In a world of Starch Hydrolization[/sings]

Heh  :lol:

NEW PANEL:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #19 on: 07 May 2014, 18:58 »
MARTEN: "He's kind of crude."
FAYE: "You just now noticed?'
PINTSIZE: "AND I'm drawn that way!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #20 on: 07 May 2014, 19:05 »
Marten: Am I drunk, or is Pintsize looking kind of weird today?
Faye: I don't think it's you who's under the influence…
Pintsize: Either this is the best virtual peyote I've ever had, or you really are a talking cactus.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #21 on: 07 May 2014, 22:48 »
MarTEN: What's with Pintsize's look today?
Faye: Jeph had to leave early for a convention. Shebly finished the drawing.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #22 on: 07 May 2014, 22:56 »
Marten: What happened to Pintsize?
Faye: He goatsed me.
Pintman: Skrzzt flarzit marm? Cump.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #23 on: 08 May 2014, 04:21 »
Marten: "...and when I got back, he was all like this."
Faye: "What sort of driver update was that?"
Pintsize: "Still can't find the wang-limbs..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 165
« Reply #24 on: 08 May 2014, 13:42 »
Marten: Is this the Pintsize plushie back from the toy designers?
Faye: Where's the fleshlight?
Pintsize: I'm Made in Bangladesh!!
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