Topic: QC Captions Vol. 167 (Read 5462 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 18 May 2014, 18:25 »

Good evening, peoples! FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy!

cesium133 · « **Reply #1 on:** 18 May 2014, 18:29 »

Tai: I can't believe you won!
Claire: 1 trillion dollars!
Marten: I don't know if you should trust an email from the "Zimbabwean National Lottery"...

celticgeek · « **Reply #2 on:** 18 May 2014, 21:16 »

Tai: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Claire: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Marten: I wouldn't be squeeing about the new super banana smoothie at The Coffee Of Doom if I were you.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #3 on:** 18 May 2014, 21:24 »

Tai: "Tickle fight!"
Claire: "Eee! Stop it!"
Marten: "We haven't started yet."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #4 on:** 18 May 2014, 22:05 »

Tai: Guess what! We just got another shipment in! Of books!
Claire: BOOKS! I love books!
Marten: Great well we better be getting overtime. Last time all I got was Midol.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #5 on:** 19 May 2014, 12:49 »

Tai: "Eeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Claire: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Marten: "Look, I don't know where you found that clip, but that was a long time ago. I'm not proud of what I did, but I was a different person then, and I really needed the money, so I'd appreciate you not bringing up my former career again."

Questions, comments, queries , problems, bitches, rude gestures and/or remarks

DSL · « **Reply #6 on:** 19 May 2014, 14:37 »

TAI: "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
CLAIRE: "...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
MARTEN: "What the hell is going on? There's like fifteen dogs outside trying to get in!"

Thrudd · « **Reply #7 on:** 20 May 2014, 12:09 »

TAI: "... and she has ...... Massive ..... tracks of land."
CLAIRE: "Bunnies!!!"
MARTEN: "That doesn't mean what you think it means."

TAI: That Claire, she can *fuss*.
MARTEN: Fuss, fuss... I think she'd like to scream at *us*.
TAI: Probably she means no *harm*.
MARTEN: She's really very short on *charm*.
TAI: You have a great gift for rhyme.
MARTEN: Yes, yes, some of the time.
CLAIRE: Enough of that.
TAI: Marten, are there rocks ahead?
MARTEN: If there are, we all be dead.
CLAIRE: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
MARTEN: Anybody want a peanut?
CLAIRE: DYEEAAHHHHHH!

DSL · « **Reply #8 on:** 20 May 2014, 18:37 »

TAI: "Because I'm hapeeeeeeeee .... clap along if you know what happiness is to you ..."
CLAIRE: "Because I'm hapeeeeeeee ... clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do ... "
MARTEN: "stopitstopitstopitI'm happeeeeeee... "

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #9 on:** 21 May 2014, 17:14 »

SECOND PANEL:

ankhtahr · « **Reply #10 on:** 21 May 2014, 17:20 »

"The workers will rise, we will not compromise, for we know that the old regime must die!"

First thing to come to mind. Anyone know which video this is from?

cesium133 · « **Reply #11 on:** 21 May 2014, 17:35 »

Jim: BUTTS!

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #12 on:** 21 May 2014, 17:38 »

"The Butcher? cut a hole in the boat with his damnable knives... The Candlestick maker? Burned a hole in the boat with his stupid obsession with fire.. Only the Baker had the sense to patch the holes with his dough and then the wit to inflate it with the CO2 from his pet yeasties! Who, then Contributed best to their awful situation?"

jwhouk · « **Reply #13 on:** 21 May 2014, 18:44 »

"To be, or not to be? That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune..."

Storel · « **Reply #14 on:** 21 May 2014, 20:26 »

"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #15 on:** 21 May 2014, 20:31 »

"Take your best shot, foul razor! I have defeated your kind before and will crush you in the dust!"

DrBear · « **Reply #16 on:** 21 May 2014, 21:23 »

"Was it over when the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor?"

celticgeek · « **Reply #17 on:** 21 May 2014, 21:36 »

Jim: Mine eyes have seen the glory of the perfect scone!!!!!

Thrudd · « **Reply #18 on:** 22 May 2014, 09:41 »

Jim: MARK MY WORDS, this drill, will drill a hole in the universe. And that hole will be a path for those behind us. The dreams of those who have fallen. The hopes of those who will follow. Those two sets of dreams weave together into a double helix drilling a path towards tomorrow!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #19 on:** 23 May 2014, 05:25 »

Jim: "Where the HELL did this forced perspective come from? And why am I channelling Bill Shatner?"

DSL · « **Reply #20 on:** 23 May 2014, 06:05 »

JIM: "Who DESIGNED this place?"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #21 on:** 23 May 2014, 07:35 »

Jim Headroom: Y'know... I get the feeling there's a lot of faces out there... eating... my scones! And I can tell you it brings a lump to my flaming oven. Yes, this is Secret Bakery. The bake-bake-bake-bake-bakery that puts it right... where we want you to be!

~~SuctionCup Caper Two~~ · « **Reply #22 on:** 23 May 2014, 20:37 »

JIM BATTY: I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die!

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #23 on:** 23 May 2014, 23:02 »

Jim: "Scruffle!"

http://vinebox.co/iframe/wgAsk2A1Qxq

DSL · « **Reply #24 on:** 24 May 2014, 05:26 »

"By your powers combined -- Padma, clueless directness! Renee, unfocused rage! Elliott, unappreciated insight! Neck tattoo guy, something we haven't figured out! -- I! Am! CAPTAIN SCONE!"

~~SuctionCup Caper Two~~ · « **Reply #25 on:** 24 May 2014, 06:24 »

YJ: SUPPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS IT WAS ME ALL THE TIME. DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT LITTLE SHIT-PISSING ASS-STAIN OF A COCK-SNORTING BIRD COULD REALLY TALK? IF THAT IS THE CASE YOU TWAT-SMOKING DICK-POLES ARE HOPELESS. MOTHERFUCKERS!

jwhouk · « **Reply #26 on:** 24 May 2014, 06:47 »

...For the first time, I think DSL hasn't got one of the top two or three captions for a particular image...

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #27 on:** 24 May 2014, 18:38 »

"Red and yellow diagonal stripes on the wall? I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never hire that decorator again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never hire that decorator again!"

Mmeaninglessnamee · « **Reply #28 on:** 24 May 2014, 20:00 »

"All that work that we've all put into the Jim/Veronica arc, only to have the forums jump onto the next new shiny thing and forget all about us! The Humans will forever be in the shadow on the 2-joke AI characters!"

(Did we ever get an entry for Jim in the QC Behind the Scenes thread?)

KOK · « **Reply #29 on:** 25 May 2014, 11:14 »

Quote from: ankhtahr on 21 May 2014, 17:20

"The workers will rise, we will not compromise, for we know that the old regime must die!"

The loaves will rise, ...

Quote from: ankhtahr on 21 May 2014, 17:20

First thing to come to mind. Anyone know which video this is from?

Not I.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #30 on:** 25 May 2014, 11:34 »

To NoHam I came, seeking fortune
But they're making me work baking bread

[...]

I am the man who will buy all your beans
As you roast them in your shop down the road

ankhtahr · « **Reply #31 on:** 25 May 2014, 11:52 »

jwhouk · « **Reply #32 on:** 25 May 2014, 19:41 »

Quote from: Mmeaninglessnamee on 24 May 2014, 20:00

"All that work that we've all put into the Jim/Veronica arc, only to have the forums jump onto the next new shiny thing and forget all about us! The Humans will forever be in the shadow on the 2-joke AI characters!"

(Did we ever get an entry for Jim in the QC Behind the Scenes thread?)

No. The QCBTS thread has been dormant for some time now.

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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