Topic: QC Captions Vol. 168 (Read 5219 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 25 May 2014, 10:56 »

Good afternoon, ladies and germs. FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy

cesium133 · « **Reply #1 on:** 25 May 2014, 11:00 »

Faye: You seemed really... eager to hang out with Tai last night.
Hannelore: I'm not interested in Tai, only in her sound system.

~~SuctionCup Caper Two~~ · « **Reply #2 on:** 25 May 2014, 15:02 »

FAYE: Butts?
HANNERS: COWBOY butts, thank you.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #3 on:** 25 May 2014, 19:01 »

Faye: "So, last night when we were baking, I heard a guy's voice coming from your bedroom..."

Hanners: "that would have been Station"

Questions, comments, queries , problems, bitches, rude gestures and/or remarks

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #4 on:** 26 May 2014, 00:12 »

F: You must pay the rent!
H: I can't pay the... Well of course I can pay the rent, but you're not my landlord!

techkid · « **Reply #5 on:** 26 May 2014, 01:47 »

Faye: "Well, well. I saw an unaccompanied gentleman go up to your apartment last night. Care to elaborate?"
Hannelore: "If you must know, we were calculating the usage of letters as a percentage from 'Lord of the Rings'. Tolkien used the letter 'Q' 0.64137% of the time."

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Pilchard123 · « **Reply #6 on:** 26 May 2014, 02:10 »

http://lotrproject.com/

WAYF · « **Reply #7 on:** 26 May 2014, 04:51 »

Faye: Aha, I thought so. You ship Clumsette with Marven.

Hannelore: I do not.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #8 on:** 26 May 2014, 07:22 »

Faye: "Come on Hanners, you know you want to do it."

Hanners: "Look, I'm just not at that level of trust yet. I can't leave the oven plugged in when I'm not at home awake."

Storel · « **Reply #9 on:** 26 May 2014, 12:22 »

Quote from: WAYF on 26 May 2014, 04:51

Faye: Aha, I thought so. You ship Clumsette with Marven.

Was that a clever way to compare Marten to Marvin, the Seriously Depressed Android?

(Yes, they call him "the Paranoid Android" because it rhymes, but he's not really paranoid, just depressed.)

cesium133 · « **Reply #10 on:** 26 May 2014, 12:35 »

Brain the size of a planet, and they have me digging up references from the forum's guest comic...

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #11 on:** 26 May 2014, 14:08 »

Faye: Some people might get some pleasure out of hate
Hanners: Me, I've enough already on my plate

jwhouk · « **Reply #12 on:** 26 May 2014, 14:18 »

Faye: "Did you hear Milholland's doing interviews for another Behind The Scenes show?"
Hanners: "You know I don't do public appearances anymore. Not after that incident in Toronto. "

cesium133 · « **Reply #13 on:** 26 May 2014, 15:05 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 26 May 2014, 14:18

Faye: "Did you hear Milholland's doing interviews for another Behind The Scenes show?"
Hanners: "You know I don't do public appearances anymore. Not after that incident in Toronto. "

Faye: Is that why you're not allowed in Canada anymore?

jwhouk · « **Reply #14 on:** 26 May 2014, 15:38 »

Hannelore: "No, it's the reason why I refuse to go to Canada. You saw how that cretin treated me at the panel session."

WAYF · « **Reply #15 on:** 26 May 2014, 17:21 »

Quote from: Storel on 26 May 2014, 12:22

Quote from: WAYF on 26 May 2014, 04:51
Faye: Aha, I thought so. You ship Clumsette with Marven.

Was that a clever way to compare Marten to Marvin, the Seriously Depressed Android?

(Yes, they call him "the Paranoid Android" because it rhymes, but he's not really paranoid, just depressed.)

Cesium133 has it, I was actually referencing the Quantifiable Concerns Guest Strip.
I wish I could make Hitchhiker references with the ease and wit that everybody else on this forum seems to.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #16 on:** 26 May 2014, 18:16 »

All you have to do is read the "trilogy" yearly for a decade

jwhouk · « **Reply #17 on:** 26 May 2014, 18:39 »

Or be around people who quoted the book regularly.

Or nicknamed each other characters in the book.

Or...

DSL · « **Reply #18 on:** 26 May 2014, 18:48 »

FAYE: "Well, I've discovered one thing. I like them. Better than I like you."
HANNELORE: "They do have one redeeming characteristic. They do not talk too much. Now, if you'll excuse me ... "

hakko504 · « **Reply #19 on:** 27 May 2014, 00:02 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 26 May 2014, 18:16

All you have to do is read the "trilogy" yearly for a decade

..and go through the radio series, LPs, TV series, infocom computer game and finally the movie.
And in my case, read the books in 4 languages, and listen to the radio series in 3.

Storel · « **Reply #20 on:** 27 May 2014, 02:22 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 26 May 2014, 12:35

Brain the size of a planet, and they have me digging up references from the forum's guest comic...

Haha, nicely done! I'd completely forgotten he was "Marven" in that. Thanks!

Quote from: hakko504 on 27 May 2014, 00:02

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 26 May 2014, 18:16
All you have to do is read the "trilogy" yearly for a decade
..and go through the radio series, LPs, TV series, infocom computer game and finally the movie.
And in my case, read the books in 4 languages, and listen to the radio series in 3.

Wow, I've read the books, and a scene or two from the radio scripts, and played the Infocom game for maybe 10 minutes, but that's all. I admire your dedication!

Skewbrow · « **Reply #21 on:** 27 May 2014, 07:13 »

Faye: "So how is your OCD these days? Feeling like pursuing your dreams of Sven-butt?"
Hanners: "My interest in shapely gluteus maximus is strictly scientific. And, unlike somebody else, I won't lose all self control at the drop of a towel ."

Thrudd · « **Reply #22 on:** 27 May 2014, 12:28 »

Faye: 8 Gigs of Firemen huh?
Hannelore: It is only 4 Gigs of Firemen and then it is 8 Gigs of Cowboys, as long as you include vaqueros, paniolos, chalans, llaneros, gauchos, huasos and stockmen.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #23 on:** 29 May 2014, 13:02 »

Forgot to update. Derp. NEW IMAGE:

cesium133 · « **Reply #24 on:** 29 May 2014, 13:06 »

Dale: If I can't see you, you can't see me!
May: 1-year-old robots have object permanence, dumbass.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #25 on:** 29 May 2014, 13:50 »

Dale: "The goggles! They do nothing!"
May: "They don't have to, buttcunt. I'm here physically."

~~SuctionCup Caper Two~~ · « **Reply #26 on:** 29 May 2014, 16:09 »

DALE: So they transferred Yelling Bird's consciousness to --
YELLING MAY: SUCK IT UP, COCK-SMOKING TWAT-JUGGLER.

ALT:

DALE: So they transferred Yelling Bird's consciousness to --
YELLING MAY: I AM NOT HAPPY WITH THIS EITHER, MOTHERFUCKER. THIS THING HAS FAR TOO MANY FUCKING ORIFICES FOR MY TASTE.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #27 on:** 29 May 2014, 23:17 »

Dale: "Nooo! You can't see me without my glasses!"
May: "Oh please, I saw much more of you via Omegle once."
Marigold (off panel): "EXCUSE ME WHAT?!"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #28 on:** 30 May 2014, 05:18 »

Dale: "Sigh"

May: "You won custody in the proceedings."

ALT

Dale: "I don't believe it."

May: "Look. I'm not happy either, but I'm who the agency sent over."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #29 on:** 30 May 2014, 07:55 »

Dale: ok, I'll count and you hide... 1, 2, 3...
May: what number are you counting to?
Dale: 5 trillion
May: ok then let's switch. I can do that in about 30 seconds

DSL · « **Reply #30 on:** 30 May 2014, 09:31 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 29 May 2014, 13:06

Dale: If I can't see you, you can't see me!
May: 1-year-old robots have object permanence, dumbass.

MAY: "You're daft as a brush, and I'm very very ravenous."

Zebediah · « **Reply #31 on:** 30 May 2014, 14:14 »

Dale: "My mind... to my mind..."
May: "I've seen some pretty weird-ass shit in my time, but trying to Vulcan-mind-meld with yourself takes the cake."

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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