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QC Captions Vol. 171
« on: 14 Jun 2014, 13:45 »
Quiet in here last week. NEW PANEL:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #1 on: 14 Jun 2014, 14:01 »
FF: Ribbit.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #2 on: 14 Jun 2014, 15:11 »
MARTIN:  Fantastic.   Same price as last time?
SAM:  Yes,  next time we'll need to discuss an adjustment to our little deal...   Cost of doing business is rising....
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #3 on: 14 Jun 2014, 17:38 »
Marten: "So, when you said you had a boyfriend..."
Samantha: "This is him. A friend told me that if I kiss him he'll turn into a prince, but honestly I kind of like him this way."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #4 on: 14 Jun 2014, 18:34 »
MARTEN: "You mean to tell me this little guy will ... "
SAM: "Sing 'Hello my Ragtime Gal,' yes."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #5 on: 15 Jun 2014, 14:04 »
MARTIN:  I'm pretty sure that's not the sort of toad you can get high off of...
SAM:  Don't tell that to Tai, she'll lick anything.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #6 on: 15 Jun 2014, 16:07 »
Marten:  "What did you just say?"

Frog:  "You heard me, I would like an extra large black coffee.  Oh look, never mind I'll just  get that one on the counter."


Questions, comments, queries , problems, bitches, rude gestures and/or remarks
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #7 on: 15 Jun 2014, 16:40 »
MARTEN: "Where'd you get that?"
FROG: "Beats me. Yesterday it was just a lump on my butt."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #8 on: 15 Jun 2014, 19:19 »
MARTIN:  I don't know,  a frog that utters an unending string of profanity?  Maybe...
FROG:  DON'T GIVE ME THAT MAYBE BULLSHIT YOU COCK-VOMITING ASSGARGLING EXCUSE FOR A MOTHERFUCKING UPRIGHT BIPED.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #9 on: 15 Jun 2014, 19:31 »
MARTEN: "And all the time I thought the WTF size coffee meant ... "
SAM: "... nope. It means With This Frog."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #10 on: 15 Jun 2014, 19:39 »
MARTEN:  So you mean to tell me that you are the one who does the voice for Yelling Bird?   Man I love that guy!
SAM:  CHOKE ON IT, ASS-PISSING DICK-HOARDER!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #11 on: 15 Jun 2014, 19:42 »
Marten: After Dora changed me into a rabbit, I studied up on magic spells and turned her into a frog.
Sam: I'll take care of her forever! Or until I accidentally kill her. Whichever happens first.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #12 on: 15 Jun 2014, 22:23 »
M: Why are you giving me a frog?
S: Because I hope you don't croak.
FROG: ...and I thought the redhead made rotten jokes.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #13 on: 15 Jun 2014, 22:27 »
Quote from: cesium133 on 15 Jun 2014, 19:42
Marten: After Dora changed me into a rabbit, I studied up on magic spells and turned her into a frog.
Sam: I'll take care of her forever! Or until I accidentally kill her. Whichever happens first.
Ohwow, that's some ancient reference.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #14 on: 16 Jun 2014, 04:54 »
Marten: why are your eyes closed?
Sam: he's my seeing-eye frog!
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« Reply #15 on: 16 Jun 2014, 10:52 »
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 16 Jun 2014, 04:54
Marten: why are your eyes closed?
Sam: he's my seeing-eye frog!

That one make me laugh, right there.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #16 on: 16 Jun 2014, 11:06 »
Marten:  Who is that?
Sam:  He's a famous jumping frog.  He jumped all the way here from Calaveras County.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #17 on: 16 Jun 2014, 14:35 »
Quote from: DSL on 16 Jun 2014, 10:52
That one make me laugh, right there.

Finally I begin to pay back my "you made me laugh" debt to DSL
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #18 on: 16 Jun 2014, 18:14 »
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 16 Jun 2014, 14:35
Quote from: DSL on 16 Jun 2014, 10:52
That one make me laugh, right there.

Finally I begin to pay back my "you made me laugh" debt to DSL

As you can see, I laughed my s off.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #19 on: 17 Jun 2014, 00:07 »
Ow!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #20 on: 18 Jun 2014, 12:24 »
NEXT IMAGENESS:

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« Reply #21 on: 18 Jun 2014, 15:55 »
MAY: "You crossed my path first on the fourth of January. By the middle of February I was seriously inconvenienced by you and at the end of March I was absolutely hampered in my plans. And now younhave placed me in such a position by your continual persecution that I am in positive danger of losing my liberty. The situation really is an impossible one."
MARIGOLD: "Have you any suggestion to make?"
MAY: "You must drop it. You really must, you know."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #22 on: 18 Jun 2014, 15:58 »
May: EXPLAIN DAFT PUNK.
Marigold: Huh?
May: DAFT PUNK. EXPLAIN IT.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #23 on: 18 Jun 2014, 16:03 »
Beat me to the punch and upped the game. And made me LOL.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #24 on: 19 Jun 2014, 01:02 »
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 18 Jun 2014, 15:58
May: EXPLAIN DAFT PUNK.
Marigold: Huh?
May: DAFT PUNK. EXPLAIN IT.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #25 on: 19 Jun 2014, 10:00 »
Marbear: You're playing all the wrong notes.

May: I'm playing all the right notes. Not necessarily in the right order, I'll give you that.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #26 on: 19 Jun 2014, 13:26 »
Quote from: DSL on 18 Jun 2014, 16:03
Beat me to the punch and upped the game. And made me LOL.

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you're very kind  8-)
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« Reply #27 on: 19 Jun 2014, 14:10 »
Quote from: Dr. Desperate on 19 Jun 2014, 10:00
Marbear: You're playing all the wrong notes.

May: I'm playing all the right notes. Not necessarily in the right order, I'll give you that.

Win, right here. :-D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #28 on: 19 Jun 2014, 16:07 »
Quote from: DSL on 18 Jun 2014, 15:55
MAY: "You crossed my path first on the fourth of January. By the middle of February I was seriously inconvenienced by you and at the end of March I was absolutely hampered in my plans. And now you have placed me in such a position by your continual persecution that I am in positive danger of losing my liberty. The situation really is an impossible one."
MARIGOLD: "Have you any suggestion to make?"
MAY: "You must drop it. You really must, you know."

Nice Sherlock Holmes quote! I recognized it instantly. Although I'd always pictured Prof. Moriarty as quite a bit more cerebral and formal than May...  8-)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #29 on: 19 Jun 2014, 17:02 »
MAY:  BUTTS.
MAR:  Plural?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #30 on: 19 Jun 2014, 17:46 »
Quote from: Storel on 19 Jun 2014, 16:07
Quote from: DSL on 18 Jun 2014, 15:55
MAY: "You crossed my path first on the fourth of January. By the middle of February I was seriously inconvenienced by you and at the end of March I was absolutely hampered in my plans. And now you have placed me in such a position by your continual persecution that I am in positive danger of losing my liberty. The situation really is an impossible one."
MARIGOLD: "Have you any suggestion to make?"
MAY: "You must drop it. You really must, you know."

Nice Sherlock Holmes quote! I recognized it instantly. Although I'd always pictured Prof. Moriarty as quite a bit more cerebral and formal than May...  8-)

For some reason I was thinking Blade Runner... I suppose I should get around to reading the Sherlock Holmes stuff some day
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #31 on: 19 Jun 2014, 19:18 »
May: Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Marigold: I don't even like star trek.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #32 on: 19 Jun 2014, 19:19 »
Quote from: Storel on 19 Jun 2014, 16:07
Quote from: DSL on 18 Jun 2014, 15:55
MAY: "You crossed my path first on the fourth of January. By the middle of February I was seriously inconvenienced by you and at the end of March I was absolutely hampered in my plans. And now you have placed me in such a position by your continual persecution that I am in positive danger of losing my liberty. The situation really is an impossible one."
MARIGOLD: "Have you any suggestion to make?"
MAY: "You must drop it. You really must, you know."

Nice Sherlock Holmes quote! I recognized it instantly. Although I'd always pictured Prof. Moriarty as quite a bit more cerebral and formal than May...  8-)

He was, right up until the Reichenbach ...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #33 on: 20 Jun 2014, 05:33 »
At which point, I suppose, he fell away.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #34 on: 22 Jun 2014, 11:54 »
MAY:  UPDATE THE CAPTION CONTEST ALREADY!!!
MARIGOLD:  meep
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 171
« Reply #35 on: 30 Jun 2014, 10:05 »
May: [Insert copy/paste thing about some sniper with x number of confirmed kills.]
Marigold: ...meep
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