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QC Captions Vol. 172
« on: 22 Jun 2014, 15:31 »

Heya peeps. Hope everyone had a good Pride weekend! FIRST IMAGE:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #1 on: 22 Jun 2014, 17:19 »

CLAIRE: "'Have a cup of tea,' indeed! Well I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #2 on: 22 Jun 2014, 17:20 »

Claire: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?

Rabbit: Why are you wearing that stupid (wo)man suit?
« Last Edit: 22 Jun 2014, 18:25 by LJFelix »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #3 on: 22 Jun 2014, 18:23 »

Claire: "I am never letting Pintsize make me coffee again."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #4 on: 22 Jun 2014, 22:01 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #5 on: 22 Jun 2014, 22:37 »

C: And I thought I had a lot of hare!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #6 on: 23 Jun 2014, 00:52 »

"You see, I have this little brother..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #7 on: 23 Jun 2014, 03:28 »

Gozer (off-screen): "The Choice is made. The Traveller has come!"
Claire: "Noooo! I'm sorry. I couldn't help it. It just popped in there."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #8 on: 23 Jun 2014, 03:46 »

Rabbit: NOW ENDS THE AGE OF MAN
Claire: Why did I give it espresso?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #9 on: 23 Jun 2014, 03:57 »

Claire: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?

Rabbit: Why are you wearing that stupid (wo)man suit?

Frankly, this is the best so far ;)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #10 on: 23 Jun 2014, 06:23 »

Claire: "They called me a 'carrot top' because of my hair, not because of any association with the vegetable!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #11 on: 23 Jun 2014, 07:57 »

Claire: So that's where those spherical turds the size of a basketballs came from!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #12 on: 23 Jun 2014, 09:46 »

"Harvey?!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #13 on: 24 Jun 2014, 12:54 »

If I go home and find a jet engine in my room, I'm going to be really damn freaked.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #14 on: 24 Jun 2014, 15:06 »

See, I never understood why donnie darko freaked people out?
It's a fairly basic open loop time travel plot with some mysticism thrown in. No idea what it is that confuses folk so…
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #15 on: 24 Jun 2014, 16:21 »

CLAIREWOOD P. DOWD: "Why thank you Harvey! I prefer you too."
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« Reply #16 on: 24 Jun 2014, 22:04 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #17 on: 24 Jun 2014, 22:09 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #18 on: 25 Jun 2014, 00:23 »

See, I never understood why donnie darko freaked people out?
It's a fairly basic open loop time travel plot with some mysticism thrown in. No idea what it is that confuses folk so…

It's not so much the confusion as it is the overwhelming sense of unease you get throughout the whole film. That and the reworked version of Mad World which is just so saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #19 on: 25 Jun 2014, 00:39 »

Donnie Darko is simply an extremely well-made film.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #20 on: 25 Jun 2014, 01:08 »

See, I never understood why donnie darko freaked people out?
It's a fairly basic open loop time travel plot with some mysticism thrown in. No idea what it is that confuses folk so…

It's not so much the confusion as it is the overwhelming sense of unease you get throughout the whole film. That and the reworked version of Mad World which is just so saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Ah. Emotions. That explains it. I understand the appropriate empathetic response may be garnered with the following glyph:  :-\
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #21 on: 25 Jun 2014, 01:37 »

Ah. Emotions. That explains it. I understand the appropriate empathetic response may be garnered with the following glyph:  :-\
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #22 on: 25 Jun 2014, 03:02 »

See, I never understood why donnie darko freaked people out?
It's a fairly basic open loop time travel plot with some mysticism thrown in. No idea what it is that confuses folk so…

It's not so much the confusion as it is the overwhelming sense of unease you get throughout the whole film. That and the reworked version of Mad World which is just so saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Don't get me wrong, I loved Donnie Darko. But if I get that awful cover stuck in my head I'm holding you personally responsible.

Seriously I hate that song. Hearing at the end almost ruined the movie for me.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #23 on: 25 Jun 2014, 04:04 »

Quote from:  iduguphergrave
[...] if I get that awful cover stuck in my head I'm holding you personally responsible.
Are your tears filling up your glasses? Are you hiding your head to drown your sorrow? Are you aware there's no tomorrow? :mrgreen:



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« Reply #24 on: 25 Jun 2014, 06:55 »

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« Reply #25 on: 25 Jun 2014, 10:44 »

...I'll stop now.

But I find it kind of funny...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #26 on: 25 Jun 2014, 12:20 »

The actual song in its original state is fine. Much better, in fact. I just hate that particular cover. NEW IMAGE:

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« Reply #27 on: 25 Jun 2014, 12:24 »

Dale: Where did you find those scripts!?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #28 on: 25 Jun 2014, 12:29 »

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« Reply #29 on: 25 Jun 2014, 15:40 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #30 on: 25 Jun 2014, 20:03 »

But I find it kind of funny...
Really? I find it kind of sad.
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« Reply #31 on: 26 Jun 2014, 04:03 »

DALE: "Look, Pintsize getting punched in the head is just much an AI-rights issue as you not being able to find a job."
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« Reply #32 on: 26 Jun 2014, 05:22 »

DALE: "So, I've made some minor changes to your cover letter and resume, Hope you don't mi-"
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« Reply #33 on: 26 Jun 2014, 08:48 »

DALE: "So, what do you have planned for tonight?"
MAY: "Same thing I do every night. Work on my cunning plan to take over Disney World."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 172
« Reply #34 on: 26 Jun 2014, 20:41 »

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« Reply #35 on: 27 Jun 2014, 07:23 »

Dale: "Uh, but can't you just log..."
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« Reply #36 on: 28 Jun 2014, 14:51 »

Dale: "Wow. Ok. That's. . . . that's just not what I thought, when Pintsize sai-"
May: "FUCKING Pintsize! Mine would be so much bigger than that and the little shit knows it!!"
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« Reply #37 on: 11 Jul 2014, 08:41 »

Dale: Where did you find those scripts!?
May: I can't believe that Jacques cocktruck is going to hook me up with THAT guy!

I love this.
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