Topic: QC Captions Vol. 175 GUEST STRIP WEEK YEAAH (Read 7567 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 13 Jul 2014, 12:43 »

Swtchin' it up a bit for guest week this year:

Enjoy!

(also I posted a blank Girls With Slingshots panel on Friday in case you didn't see it

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cesium133 · « **Reply #1 on:** 13 Jul 2014, 12:49 »

Amber: Where's my costume? I can't find it!
Mike: I burned it.
Kid: Why am I the only sane one here?

(yeah, this is a panel from Shortpacked and not Dumbing of Age. I never read Shortpacked...)

DrBear · « **Reply #2 on:** 13 Jul 2014, 13:09 »

Amber: So what about Sven?
Mike: She told him to fuck off.
Donna: F'IN FINALLY!

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #3 on:** 13 Jul 2014, 19:46 »

Amber: oh no, did you see what Zach started the week off with? There's sure to be retaliation when Willis gets his turn.
Mike: Great.
Donna: BUTTS LOL

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #4 on:** 14 Jul 2014, 14:02 »

NEXT GUEST PLZ:

Thrudd · « **Reply #5 on:** 15 Jul 2014, 10:15 »

Stretch: Wow! That model actually is reasonably anatomically accurate.
Shorty: OOOOO, I bet that will invalidate any warranty on either chassis

Pintsize: [muffled] LOL Butts.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #6 on:** 15 Jul 2014, 12:41 »

OK I guess not as many people are familiar with Sam and Fuzzy as I thought. Lets try again:

Just to clarify, this is Donna and Davan from Something Positive.

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #7 on:** 16 Jul 2014, 01:53 »

Donna: "You aren't really going back to drawing web comics, aree you?"

Davan: :Wil Wheaton still has one good arm."

jwhouk · « **Reply #8 on:** 16 Jul 2014, 05:39 »

Donna: "Jacques is on the phone. He wants to know..."

Davan: "Tell him Not after what that little robot in his cast did to my last pair of glasses."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #9 on:** 16 Jul 2014, 12:47 »

I'm not sure how well this is working so lets switch it up. Have some smex:

cesium133 · « **Reply #10 on:** 16 Jul 2014, 12:54 »

VV: So... what exactly was the point of turning up the thermostat and getting naked?
Jim: It's all about letting the reader come to their own conclusions...

celticgeek · « **Reply #11 on:** 16 Jul 2014, 15:19 »

VV: Were either of us using protection during this?
Jim: I didn't notice either of us using any protection.

DSL · « **Reply #12 on:** 16 Jul 2014, 19:50 »

JIM: "That was amazing. I feel like a new man!"
VERONICA: "Me too. See ya."

Thrudd · « **Reply #13 on:** 17 Jul 2014, 07:02 »

VV: So do you like it?
Jim: Now this is the way to watch the world cup.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #14 on:** 17 Jul 2014, 15:54 »

I think we're back on track. HERE'S ANOTHER:

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #15 on:** 17 Jul 2014, 16:11 »

Faye: “Why the hell aren't you wearing pants?!!”
Sales lady: “Can't you read the shirt, dear?”

DSL · « **Reply #16 on:** 17 Jul 2014, 19:29 »

FAYE: "Are those ... are those ... ?"
SHOPOWNER: "Real, dear. I was going to ask you the same."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #17 on:** 18 Jul 2014, 11:27 »

Faye: "That is an alarming amount of Rabbit™!"
ShopOwner: "You betcha! We've been a proud Platinum-Level Vibratex Distributor for 25 years"

Skewbrow · « **Reply #18 on:** 18 Jul 2014, 14:02 »

Faye: "That... that black one. It's calling my name. It wants to immerse my personality. It's... it's full of stars."
Mrs Olliwanger: "The Monolith 2000? Ebony with ivory core. A bit pricy but, as they say: `the wang chooses the mistress'. It will do magic on you, dear."

cesium133 · « **Reply #19 on:** 18 Jul 2014, 14:07 »

Faye: Who on earth would make a Dr. Who-themed vibrator!?
Shop Owner: It's bigger on the inside!

DrBear · « **Reply #20 on:** 18 Jul 2014, 15:25 »

Faye: How the hell could you use THAT?
Owner: That's the fire extinguisher, dearie.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #21 on:** 18 Jul 2014, 20:45 »

Superb.

hedgie · « **Reply #22 on:** 18 Jul 2014, 20:51 »

And now, due to Rule 34, there is someone making fire extinguisher pr0n as I type this.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #23 on:** 18 Jul 2014, 22:01 »

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I GOOGLED IT WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

T · « **Reply #24 on:** 18 Jul 2014, 23:37 »

Quote from: hedgie on 18 Jul 2014, 20:51

And now, due to Rule 34, there is someone making fire extinguisher pr0n as I type this.

I'm pretty sure somewhere, someone already used a fire extinguisher as a dildo.

Zebediah · « **Reply #25 on:** 19 Jul 2014, 05:21 »

He sacrificed his eyes so the rest of us won't have to.

Now every year on this date we will honor his sacrifice by taking the day off of work and having big parties with fireworks. And by ceremonially not googling "fire extinguisher porn".

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #26 on:** 19 Jul 2014, 11:19 »

She. Also, one more panel before we get back to "normal":

celticgeek · « **Reply #27 on:** 19 Jul 2014, 12:09 »

Marigold: Why don't I get a hat?
Marten: You look much better without one. Have another drink.

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #28 on:** 19 Jul 2014, 15:44 »

Marigold: ..and then they said something about using a fire extinguisher and I couldn't help but look it up and, and-
Marten: - It's okay, we've all been there.

Zebediah · « **Reply #29 on:** 19 Jul 2014, 17:43 »

Marigold: "Why is nobody looking at my boobs but me?"
Marten: "Oh, we are. We just don't look like we are. It takes practice."

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #30 on:** 20 Jul 2014, 09:17 »

Marigold: "Man, I never thought I'd get to hang out with people like this."
Marten: "How come?"

~~SuctionCup Caper Two~~ · « **Reply #31 on:** 20 Jul 2014, 10:46 »

Marigold: "Has IDHG changed the caption contest thing yet?"
Martin: "Nope. Have another drink."

cesium133 · « **Reply #32 on:** 20 Jul 2014, 11:01 »

Marigold: Now that we're friends, let's talk about your amazing--
Marten: -- Yeah, yeah, I get that a lot.

KOK · « **Reply #33 on:** 20 Jul 2014, 12:04 »

A bit late, but:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3RWsl-TOGY

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #34 on:** 20 Jul 2014, 12:13 »

Quote from: SuctionCup Caper Two on 20 Jul 2014, 10:46

Marigold: "Has IDHG changed the caption contest thing yet?"
Martin: "Nope. Have another drink."

Okay, I get it. I've got more than one thing going on in my life and I'm doing the best I can, so please bear with me.

DSL · « **Reply #35 on:** 21 Jul 2014, 01:34 »

MARIGOLD: "Oh boy."
MARTEN: "Hey, Marigold, you're acting weird all of a sudden. Almost like you've been taken over by a starship captain or a New Orleans NCIS agent."

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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