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QC Captions Vol. 176
« on: 20 Jul 2014, 12:11 »
Hey folks! NEW IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
« Reply #1 on: 20 Jul 2014, 12:39 »
CEREAL: Daddy?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
« Reply #2 on: 20 Jul 2014, 12:54 »
C.E.R.E.A.L.: My, what big eyes you have, grandma!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
« Reply #3 on: 20 Jul 2014, 14:37 »
CEREAL: Are you my mommy?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
« Reply #4 on: 20 Jul 2014, 15:01 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
« Reply #5 on: 20 Jul 2014, 15:11 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
« Reply #6 on: 20 Jul 2014, 17:59 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
« Reply #7 on: 20 Jul 2014, 21:21 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
« Reply #8 on: 21 Jul 2014, 01:35 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
« Reply #9 on: 21 Jul 2014, 10:21 »
C.E.R.E.A.L.:  "Look, what happens at the breakfast table, stays at the breakfast table."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
« Reply #10 on: 21 Jul 2014, 10:40 »
C.E.R.E.A.L.:  "Look, what happens under the breakfast table, stays under the breakfast table."

…just to jazz it up a little…
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
« Reply #11 on: 21 Jul 2014, 14:32 »
Are you sure "jAzz" was the spelling you wanted?





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Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
« Reply #12 on: 21 Jul 2014, 15:12 »
Seedless StrawberryHead: Sir, I won't be ripe for another couple of weeks. In the interim let me suggest you try my colleague Droopy PlumButt.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
« Reply #13 on: 23 Jul 2014, 15:11 »
ZACH IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
« Reply #14 on: 24 Jul 2014, 03:02 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 176
« Reply #15 on: 24 Jul 2014, 06:12 »
Dale: Does your shirt really say that demoting Pluto was a reasonable idea? I don't know what to think...
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