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Faye is outsnarked by May (Cue Faye wielding The Stopsign of Doom)

Marten is attracted to May (Weirder things have happened)

Cosette trips with a full Caraffe into May - Sparks ensue

Dora hires May and replaces everyone else with her

Dale opens a Popcorn Consession in CoD

Spathe Ham with Waffles and Spathe Eggs

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Hanners and May start the Robot Wars

Hanners and May become friends (Oh God, Oh God)

Whatever Jeph does, it'll be unexpected

[Zebediah]

I see no way that this can end well.

[mustang6172]

If May doesn't buy something every 10 minutes it's loitering.  Dale can call the cops and May can go back to robo-jail for violating her parole.

[Method of Madness]

If May doesn't buy something every 10 minutes it's loitering.

Wait, what? Have you never been to a coffee shop? Also god damn, Dale, what a shitty thing to say.

[Throg]

Hoping that all these plots collide horribly at Coffee of Doom.

[Baphomet]

She's playing video games.

I wonder what introducing anthroPCs to the player base has done to things like speedrunning communities.

[SomeCanadianWeirdo]

What happens will depend on who is on shift.

If Hannelore is there we might see a giant freakout when May brings up or does something that triggers Hanners. 

If Cosette is there she'll probably trip over something and dump coffee all over May, with unpredictable results.

If Faye is there we might see a fight when May says the wrong thing and pushes her insecurity buttons, especially given Sven's behaviour.

If Sven shows up he and May may end up in bed together.

[Is it cold in here?]

My imagination fails at contemplating what would happen if Emily and May meet.

[Nepiophage]

What I want to see is May and Pintsize in action together.

[snubnose]

My imagination fails at contemplating what would happen if Emily and May meet.

Thats simple, a new singularity forms. A black hole of chaos that will be the end of all.

[KOK]

What I want to see is May and Pintsize in action together.

I don't think May would like Pintsize. But hoo nose?

[Thrillho]

If May doesn't buy something every 10 minutes it's loitering.

Wait, what? Have you never been to a coffee shop? Also god damn, Dale, what a shitty thing to say.

Shitty, maybe, but... inaccurate?

[NilsO]

My imagination fails at contemplating what would happen if Emily and May meet.

Emily will have questions for May.
As Emily is not in May's nice_list.txt file, I guess there will be Mayhem (got that? ).

If Faye is there we might see a fight when May says the wrong thing and pushes her insecurity buttons, especially given Sven's behaviour.

Finally, Faye may have met her equal (or superior) in the ability to insult. We will see an exchange of insults and dirty words, resulting in mutual respect and friendship.

If May doesn't buy something every 10 minutes it's loitering.

Marten is loitering at CoD all the time. Besides, May would not drink coffee. I guess CoD has a special menu for robots/androids/anthroPCs:

• 5 Ampere-hours of delicious pulse charge: $5
• 500 mA tickling trickle charge: $3 / hour
• 10 Ampere-hours Espresso charge (WARNING: May damage your components): $10

[Detachable Felix]

Hoping that all these plots collide horribly at Coffee of Doom.

Perhaps. Who knows? Maybe we're actually working our way towards the Canon Ending As Written By Jeph

[Method of Madness]

If May doesn't buy something every 10 minutes it's loitering.

Wait, what? Have you never been to a coffee shop? Also god damn, Dale, what a shitty thing to say.

Shitty, maybe, but... inaccurate?

I didn't say inaccurate.

[Thrillho]

If May doesn't buy something every 10 minutes it's loitering.

Wait, what? Have you never been to a coffee shop? Also god damn, Dale, what a shitty thing to say.

Shitty, maybe, but... inaccurate?

I didn't say inaccurate.

I know, that's why I asked.

[Sylentknight]

Faye has a blow torch in the basement...just saying.

[anahata]

Finally, Faye may have met her equal (or superior) in the ability to insult. We will see an exchange of insults and dirty words, resulting in mutual respect and friendship.

That's what I'm looking forward to: May and Faye competing to out-sass each other.

[Neko_Ali]

Actually, Faye and May have met before, and they seemed to get along, after May mooned her. Faye is in fact one of the few people who have seen May when she was playing virtual companion to Dale. I honestly think the two will get along famously, much to the distress of everyone else.

[KOK]

Is she still like a barbie doll? Will she show Faye?

[Orkboy]

Is she still like a barbie doll? Will she show Faye?

If her chassis is cheap enough that the hair stays bent (as mentioned in 2730), then I don't imagine that realistic naughty bits are a standard feature. 

[judemorrigan]

What I want to see is May and Pintsize in action together.

Thus ends the Age of Man.

[Somnus Eternus]

Okay, I'm almost positive I'm missing something now.  I keep seeing references to a Steve/Marten conversation regarding Emily, but the only one I found by going back was Marten and Tai talking.  Can someone...help?  Please?   

[NilsO]

Okay, I'm almost positive I'm missing something now.  I keep seeing references to a Steve/Marten conversation regarding Emily, but the only one I found by going back was Marten and Tai talking.  Can someone...help?  Please?   

This was commented earlier in this week's thread.

[Barmymoo]

mundie

What does this mean?

Hannelore is almost definitely working; Jeph expressed delight about drawing her in-strip again.

[Neko_Ali]

mundie=Mundane.

See also 'ordinary person' and 'not cool like me'.

[Barmymoo]

... the fuck

[Sidhekin]

She's not a mundie by any stretch of the imagination, so he doesn't have to worry about finding out she's into scrapbooking, The View, and her bible study group.

Now I'm hoping Emily is into scrapbooking, The View, and her bible study group.

Mundies can declare their monopoly, but they cannot enforce it!

(What's The View?)

[jwhouk]

An American daytime TV talk show on ABC featuring a handful of celebrity women, usually centered around Barbara Walters.

[cesariojpn]

What happens will depend on who is on shift.

If Hannelore is there we might see a giant freakout when May brings up or does something that triggers Hanners. 

If Cosette is there she'll probably trip over something and dump coffee all over May, with unpredictable results.

If Faye is there we might see a fight when May says the wrong thing and pushes her insecurity buttons, especially given Sven's behaviour.

If Sven shows up he and May may end up in bed together.

If it's the Afternoon Shift, it could be Penelope.....

[Kugai]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOOoiQwSd5I

[T]

My imagination fails at contemplating what would happen if Emily and May meet.

Thats simple, a new singularity forms. A black hole of chaos that will be the end of all.

There might be a chance of May start doing the straight man role around Pintsize.

[cesium133]

I suppose Hanners can deal with that reaction better than Clinton's reaction.

[ankhtahr]

Let's just hope May doesn't go full-Clinton tomorrow.

[Orkboy]

Anyone else think it's kind of funny that May still wears the orange "I was in jail" pants? 

[Zebediah]

So I'm willing to hazard a guess as to what company May tried to embezzle the money from.

[T]

Would Hanners freak out if May hugs her?

[ankhtahr]

I just remembered: Hannelore was very interested in meeting May.

[St.Clair]

next day/question:

I can has jet fighter plz?

[Orkboy]

So I'm willing to hazard a guess as to what company May tried to embezzle the money from.

I like the way you think, Zebs

[Arancaytar]

I thought Hanners didn't mind shaking hands with robots...

And yeah, it seems likely that she had dealings with that company in the past. If she did steal money from them, then she was probably lucky to only end up in prison.

[WAYF]

I feel like Hannerdad's robots would survive Hannermom's sharks trying to eat them.
In fact, Hannerdad probably designed his robots specifically with that in mind.

[ankhtahr]

Re: touching robots:
Just because they don't emit icky things doesn't mean they aren't contaminated, especially when they come from outside. Who knows what May has touched?

[Zebediah]

Now I'm wondering what May did in her pre-prison life. If she was an employee of ECtech, then it's possible that May and Hannelore have met before.

[cesium133]

May wishes she was a giant invisible personnel carrier.

[speedchuck]

A summer can last for 595 years. We just need to find out which loop they are in.

Man. That'd be so much harder than watching the same episode of a show over and over again for 4 hours.

[Rghfrgl]

Ellicott-Chatham Technology killed her father.

Dun dun dun!

[cesium133]

May: "Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham, you killed my father. Prepare to die."
Hannelore: "No, that was my clone, not me!"

[Orkboy]

May: "Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham, you killed my father. Prepare to die."
Hannelore: "No, that was my clone, not me!"

What does it say for the weirdness levels in the comic that the actual existence of evil clones is a thing we readily accept?  Also the basket of mice and mating plumage from 2757.

[jwhouk]

May: "Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham, you killed my father. Prepare to die."
Hannelore: "No, that was my clone, not me!"

What does it say for the weirdness levels in the comic that the actual existence of evil clones is a thing we readily accept?  Also the basket of mice and mating plumage from 2757.

This is a comic that accepts the existence of a talking cursing dicksissel.

EDIT: That was for MoM.

[Method of Madness]

Buh?