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The art change's effects on Claire, of course.

17 (24.3%)

How much SexyTimes talk Hannelore can stand.

9 (12.9%)

Some sort of insecurity thing with Marigold.

1 (1.4%)

Faye and Angus - the other shoe drops.

8 (11.4%)

Sven goes all-out emo.

6 (8.6%)

The return of RAVEN!

12 (17.1%)

The usual: Waffles, spathe ham, etc.

0 (0%)

Something completely out of left field.

17 (24.3%)

Total Members Voted: 66

[jwhouk]

And we have a new week, with a new thread - and new ART???

[GarandMarine]

Now ve vill make, zee magicks!

Who can identify this ponified famous person?

[Thrillho]

Where the fuck is Raven anyway?

[cesium133]

Tied to an optics table in a lab (her new boyfriend is into some kinky shit). 

[GarandMarine]

Didn't she leave to get her master's degree?

[cesium133]

Yes, though she came back "for the summer."

[Rghfrgl]

The art change's effects on Claire, of course.

I want to see Claire and Emily as bad as Hanners and Marigold want to see things in little hats.

[Loki]

Tied to an optics table in a lab (her new boyfriend is into some kinky shit). 

Didn't she leave to get her master's degree?

Her master must really be into some kinky shit.

[Thrillho]

Tied to an optics table in a lab (her new boyfriend is into some kinky shit). 

Didn't she leave to get her master's degree?

Her master must really be into some kinky shit.

Checked the forum three times today, each time failing to find the phrasing of this exact joke.

[Kugai]

Tied to an optics table in a lab (her new boyfriend is into some kinky shit). 

Didn't she leave to get her master's degree?

Her master must really be into some kinky shit.

That depends on whether he's been reading 50 Shades or not.

[TheEvilDog]

My prediction for this week:
Things will be said.
Events will occur.
Happenings will take place.

Now, now, hold your applause please.

[cesium133]

My prediction for this week:
Things will be said.
Events will occur.
Happenings will take place.

Now, now, hold your applause please.

The entropy of the universe will continue to increase. Thus sayeth the Second Law of Thermodynamics.

[Zebediah]

Personally, I'm waiting for the return of the Cereal Elf.

[jwhouk]

I... I think we have a new comic... the site's not loading completely.

EDIT: Emo Marten is emo.

[jwhouk]

Main site's been hacked. I got a notice saying I should "install a video player."

[greywolfe]

Only Marten could have an existential crisis over a chaste kiss from a colleague.

[Rghfrgl]

EDIT: Emo Marten is emo.

Also, long Marten is long.

[Aziraphale]

I really like the perspective in the second panel. It's the little things sometimes...

[bryntheskits]

Main site's been hacked. I got a notice saying I should "install a video player."

You might have a virus, I'm not seeing anything.

[celticgeek]

The comic FINALLY showed up for me. 

[Zebediah]

Actually lots of beetles have ovipositors. Marten shouldn't just assume that Emily isn't one of them.

[jwhouk]

Main site's been hacked. I got a notice saying I should "install a video player."

You might have a virus, I'm not seeing anything.

I did the rookie mistake: .com instead of .net. 

[Jazzmaster]

I really like the perspective in the second panel. It's the little things sometimes...

Seconded.  I too can appreciate that Jeph is adding more dynamism to his panels now.  I also feel like the roughness of the style change from last week is smoothing out a bit.

[bryntheskits]

Main site's been hacked. I got a notice saying I should "install a video player."

You might have a virus, I'm not seeing anything.

I did the rookie mistake: .com instead of .net. 

Ahh, I am assuming the .com redirects you to some actual questionable content

[T]

Main site's been hacked. I got a notice saying I should "install a video player."

You might have a virus, I'm not seeing anything.

You should get that checked.

[Kugai]

This is bugging Marten, isn't it?

[Method of Madness]

Pintsize thinks of everything.

[cesium133]

Considering Hanners' fear of ovipostors, she would probably find that out about a person before she'd be willing to be near them.

[GarandMarine]

I REALLY want to hear the rest of Pintsize's theory.

[Method of Madness]

Don't we all?

[Shadic]

More Marten + Better (imo) art. Looking forward to this week.

[T]

I REALLY want to hear the rest of Pintsize's theory.

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Marten is too skinny so she wants to fatten him up before laying her eggs on him?

[bjams]

Oh my god Martin is STILL going on about this. He's really starting to grind my gears.

[Storel]

Oh my god Martin is STILL going on about this. He's really starting to grind my gears.

He is a tad self-conscious, isn't he? Still, has he got anything better to do with his spare time than obsess about whether some girl likes him?

Geeze, I just made him sound like a 14-year-old boy. Maybe he is worrying about this a bit too much...

[Loki]

Don't we all?

No.

[Stoon]

Not sure I like the new art. 

On my netbook it was "EW!"  On my desktop it's not as bad, but still...

[anahata]

He is a tad self-conscious, isn't he? Still, has he got anything better to do with his spare time than obsess about whether some girl likes him?

Geeze, I just made him sound like a 14-year-old boy.

He IS being like a 14 year old boy!

[Schmorgluck]

I'd really like to put myself in Marten's perspective in order to make a proper judgement of how he's reacting, but I try, I try, and apparently I can't. Maybe because I have never been in such a situation, or even a similar one. A perk of social anxiety disorder: no false positives (at the price of tons of false negatives).

[Detachable Felix]

You realise in comic time it's only been like 2 days since the kiss, right? Let the man obsess for now, I say

[sitnspin]

Marten is acting like a lot of my lesbian friends when they receive affection from a straight woman.

[ankhtahr]

You realise in comic time it's only been like 2 days since the kiss, right? Let the man obsess for now, I say

Pretty sure it's the night of the same day. It seemed to be relatively early in the day when she kissed him. Marten told Tai about it, and we changed scenes to Faye in CoD, with Angus talking about the callback. They want to celebrate with dinner. Then Dale comes to CoD for an evening shift. He was still around in Friday's comic.

Pretty sure it's okay to think about it on the same day it happened.

[Nepiophage]

Yes, Marten is still wearing the same clothes he had on when Emily kissed him. JJ is usually very punctilious about the characters wearing different clothes each day so you can keep the chronology clear.

[snubnose]

Okay - whats an ovipositor ? My dict is more confusing than helping here. And Wikipedia is WORSE.

Or is Emily supposed to have layed eggs into Marten - like in "Alien" ?

So does Pintsize think there will a youngling Emily burst out of Martens chest ?

Where the fuck is Raven anyway?

Really great way to ask that question.

[Zebediah]

Put simply, an ovipositor is an organ that deposits eggs. It can take lots of different forms. And yeah, Pintsize is probably assuming an Alien-type scenario.

[Border Reiver]

If this leads to an Aliens situation, who's Ripley?

Faye?
Dora?
Penny?
Claire?
Hanners?

I'm assuming that this is the first movie, not Aliens, so we don't need to cast Vasquez or Hicks.

[jwhouk]

Hanners, of course.

[Madmartigan]

Oh my god Martin is STILL going on about this. He's really starting to grind my gears.

He's obsessing over Emily.     Full emo tilt.

Can't wait to see him flubber through his next interaction with her.

[Zebediah]

Hell, he was less neurotic about Claire sleeping in the same bed as him. That only took a couple of conversations with friends for him to decide it wasn't a big deal and shrug it off. He can't seem to let go of this one.

[DSL]

That's one skinny Marten. Where's Emily even going to put the (so far theoretical) ovipositor?

Also, thanks jwhouk for the image of Hanners, in an exoloader, saying: "Stay away from him, you bitch!"

[jwhouk]

That's one skinny Marten. Where's Emily even going to put the (so far theoretical) ovipositor?

Also, thanks jwhouk for the image of Hanners, in an exoloader, saying: "Stay away from him, you bitch!"

In space, no one can hear you clean.