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iduguphergrave

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QC Captions Vol. 179
« on: 10 Aug 2014, 13:09 »
Hey people. FIRST PANEL:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
« Reply #1 on: 10 Aug 2014, 18:03 »
MAY: "Time you learned how to empathize. Let's start by making you the same color as me."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
« Reply #2 on: 10 Aug 2014, 18:59 »
"Hey asshat, you know that First Law of Robotics? It has a lot of loopholes."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
« Reply #3 on: 10 Aug 2014, 21:21 »
"Do you want your ass kicked by a robot or a girl? If you want, I can do both."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
« Reply #4 on: 11 Aug 2014, 02:40 »
"I said, 'Kiss me, NOW.'"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
« Reply #5 on: 11 Aug 2014, 03:55 »
"I came here to kick ass and dunk biscotti. And they're all out of biscotti."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
« Reply #6 on: 11 Aug 2014, 05:03 »
"Your clothes.  Give them to me."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
« Reply #7 on: 11 Aug 2014, 06:15 »
May: "I'm going to take you on a ride out of this world. Without a space suit."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
« Reply #8 on: 11 Aug 2014, 09:09 »
"They said the tie was like the chain on a light fixture and if I pulled it you'd get bright"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
« Reply #9 on: 11 Aug 2014, 12:59 »
May: "Dead or alive, your tie is coming with me!"

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
« Reply #10 on: 11 Aug 2014, 13:17 »
MAY: "Come with me if you don't want to live."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
« Reply #11 on: 11 Aug 2014, 16:13 »
May: All right assclown, what'd you do with all the shadows?!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
« Reply #12 on: 11 Aug 2014, 16:43 »
Number Two MAY: Alright then, you scum, you vermin... what do you want to drink?

Ford Scared Asshole: Uhh a Jynnan Tonnyx sounds nice

MAY: With lemon?

SA: Yes thanks.

MAY: With ice?

SA: Yeah, sure, and  have you got those little cheesy biscu-

MAY: I'm the one asking the questions here.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
« Reply #13 on: 13 Aug 2014, 12:13 »
NEW IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
« Reply #14 on: 13 Aug 2014, 12:18 »
Hannelore:  The little hats, yesssssssssssssss!
Marigold:  Not the little hats!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
« Reply #15 on: 13 Aug 2014, 13:47 »

Marigold: I hear the voices again... they're complaining about our mouths and eyes and something called "THE ART"... The Creator made us the way we are ... why can't they just accept that?
Hanners: I think you need to try my drugs.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
« Reply #16 on: 14 Aug 2014, 08:03 »
Hanners:  "Don't worry, the concert will be over soon."

Marigold:  "A bagpiper and a yello-phonist each trying to be louder the other does not make a concert."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
« Reply #17 on: 14 Aug 2014, 18:08 »
MARIGOLD: "I hear drums echo in the night."
HANNERS: "I hear only whispers of some quiet conversation ... at least one of the voices is a rapping penis."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
« Reply #18 on: 16 Aug 2014, 06:04 »
H: "Marigold Louise Farmer! Have you simply replaced one addiction with another?"
M: "Arrrggh! No!"
H: "Does your Dad know?"
M: "Nooo!"
H: "Should I call him?"
M: "Noooooo!"
H: "Is it true what they say about dudes with Dale's skin tone having...?"
M: "N.... Wait? What?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
« Reply #19 on: 16 Aug 2014, 22:22 »
Hannelore: eeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Marigold: Oh god! It's resonating in my fillings!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 179
« Reply #20 on: 18 Aug 2014, 17:22 »
HANNELORE: "AAAGH!"
MARIGOLD: "AAAGH!"

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