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iduguphergrave

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QC Captions Vol. 182
« on: 31 Aug 2014, 16:30 »
Hey folks! Sorry for the delay; I was out of town. Anyways, PANEL ONE:



Enjoy
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 182
« Reply #1 on: 01 Sep 2014, 01:38 »
Marten: That doesn't make sense.  Wouldn't that make your hand stronger?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 182
« Reply #2 on: 01 Sep 2014, 05:20 »
Dora: "Are you sure you don't want me to do it? My nose-picking skills are second-to-none!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 182
« Reply #3 on: 01 Sep 2014, 06:54 »
Marten:  "I'm,     I'm really not comfortable with that..."

Dora:  "It's traditional for the female to purchase the male from the former alpha female in some cultures.  Now, I'm not sure what I'm going to do with this bucket of mice, but..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 182
« Reply #4 on: 01 Sep 2014, 11:39 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 182
« Reply #5 on: 01 Sep 2014, 18:01 »
MARTEN: "You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 182
« Reply #6 on: 01 Sep 2014, 18:20 »
Quote from: DSL on 01 Sep 2014, 18:01
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 182
« Reply #7 on: 01 Sep 2014, 18:21 »
Dora: "Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows everywhere, it's everything that's wonderful when we'rrrrrrrrre together!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 182
« Reply #8 on: 02 Sep 2014, 09:51 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 182
« Reply #9 on: 02 Sep 2014, 14:43 »
Quote from: Zebediah on 01 Sep 2014, 11:39
Marten: "You realize that the forum is going to go apeshit over this, don't you?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 182
« Reply #10 on: 03 Sep 2014, 11:40 »
NEW PANEL:



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 182
« Reply #11 on: 03 Sep 2014, 11:46 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 182
« Reply #12 on: 03 Sep 2014, 12:26 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 182
« Reply #13 on: 03 Sep 2014, 13:28 »
Hannelore: Hmmmm. wonder why my search autocomplete suddenly stopped...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 182
« Reply #14 on: 04 Sep 2014, 16:47 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 182
« Reply #15 on: 04 Sep 2014, 17:36 »
Quote from: TheEvilDog on 03 Sep 2014, 12:26
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 182
« Reply #16 on: 05 Sep 2014, 00:13 »
I dunno, I am fond of the tapir one.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 182
« Reply #17 on: 05 Sep 2014, 00:32 »
I concur with Loki. I reckon Zeb's got this one.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 182
« Reply #18 on: 05 Sep 2014, 06:13 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 182
« Reply #19 on: 05 Sep 2014, 08:41 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 182
« Reply #20 on: 06 Sep 2014, 14:16 »
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