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QC Captions Vol. 183
« on: 07 Sep 2014, 11:51 »
Hey peeps! Last week wasn't the greatest for good caption images so I decided to wind back the clock a bit:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 183
« Reply #1 on: 07 Sep 2014, 12:05 »
Faye: "I'm just saying, these are the worst therapy dolls ever."
Dora: "Actually, they're voodoo dolls."
Penelope: "Aww, why did you have to tell her, I wanted to see if Faye would hurt herself waving the doll around."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 183
« Reply #2 on: 07 Sep 2014, 12:21 »
Faye: Wait, what's inside this doll?
Dora: Um, Sven was here earlier, so you probably shouldn't put your hand in there...
Penelope: Marten hasn't been here yet, so the Dora doll is still safe.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 183
« Reply #3 on: 08 Sep 2014, 09:14 »
Quote from: cesium133 on 07 Sep 2014, 12:21
Faye: Wait, what's inside this doll?

Dora: Butts.
Penelope. BUTTS LOL.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 183
« Reply #4 on: 08 Sep 2014, 10:09 »
Raven: There's something else inside of me :3
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 183
« Reply #5 on: 08 Sep 2014, 10:20 »
Faye: Can you just make sure Pintsize doesn't get these?
Dora: It's too late.
Pen-Pen: But his video already has a million hits on YouTube!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 183
« Reply #6 on: 08 Sep 2014, 13:41 »
Faye:  "Guys, do I really look like this?"

Dora:  "What do you mean, I worked hours on these."

Penny:  "The butt's to scale, on yours..."


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Re: QC Captions Vol. 183
« Reply #7 on: 09 Sep 2014, 09:15 »
Faye: "I feel... I feel as if someone's got their hand on my bottom"
Dora: "You probably shouldn't make that puppet put its hand on your real bottom"
Penelope: "You TOTALLY SHOULD make that puppet put its hand your your real bottom! Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 183
« Reply #8 on: 09 Sep 2014, 09:20 »
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 09 Sep 2014, 09:15
Faye: "I feel... I feel as if someone's got their hand on my bottom"
Dora: "You probably shouldn't make that puppet put its hand on your real bottom"
Penelope: "You TOTALLY SHOULD make that puppet put its hand your your real bottom! Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes!"
Faye: YOU may be into that sort of thing, but I'm not putting any rabbits in there.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 183
« Reply #9 on: 10 Sep 2014, 15:32 »
I'm pretty sure I haven't posted this one before but sorry in advance if I have.



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 183
« Reply #10 on: 10 Sep 2014, 21:06 »
Marten: Hannelore, you remember Steve...
Steve: Hiya, blondie!
Hanners: YOU! YOU EAT CEREAL NAKED! AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 183
« Reply #11 on: 11 Sep 2014, 08:49 »

Marten: Žijeme naše životy na malém ostrůvku zaslepenosti, bez povědomí o temných oceánech nekonečna okolo nás. Neměli bychom se snažit příliš rozhlížet.
Steve: Το μεγαλύτερο ευτύχημα στον κόσμο είναι η αδυναμία του μυαλού να συσχετίσει όλα τα περιεχόμενά του.
Hanners: Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 183
« Reply #12 on: 11 Sep 2014, 12:18 »
Marten: "Multilingual Lovecraft quotes make Thrudd a winner."
Steve: "Man, I don't even speak Greek!"
Hannelore: "Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 183
« Reply #13 on: 11 Sep 2014, 12:27 »
Claire: It's all Geek to me! :claireface:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 183
« Reply #14 on: 11 Sep 2014, 20:22 »
Marten: "Hey Hanners, get this. Steve said he thinks he can see into the future. Apparently, Faye gets into a relationship with that dude she always argues with in CoD, then Dora and I break up. Then Dora and Tai get into a relationship and I hook up with some lady called Padma for a while. Completely ridiculous."
Steve: "Yeah, I couldn't believe it when I saw how hot that bakery lady was. Guess I shouldn't have bought that second bottle of finest bourbon whiskey.
Hanners: STEVE'S STARTING TO BLUE-SHIFT!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 183
« Reply #15 on: 11 Sep 2014, 20:40 »
Marten: それは私達の両方がスミス·カレッジでその速度の語学コースを取ったことをきちんとしている。

Steve: Sasa tunaweza kusema kwa lugha nyingi na kwa kweli kuwachanganya watu!

Hannelore: Ben "bütün Yunan" şaka yapmayı reddediyorum.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 183
« Reply #16 on: 12 Sep 2014, 06:39 »
O M G !! What have I started here?  :psyduck:
Do you have any idea what this could possibly mean? Canadians like to think things over before they do something. Americans just jump right in. And thank goodness they do. Nya ah ahh.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 183
« Reply #17 on: 12 Sep 2014, 06:59 »
Marten: So yeah, they think we know lots of languages now.
Steve: I only speak two languages: English and bad English.
Hanners: I GOT THAT REFERENCE!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 183
« Reply #18 on: 12 Sep 2014, 08:16 »
Marten: "You, sir, should unmask."
Steve: "I wear no mask."
Hannelore: "No mask? No mask!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 183
« Reply #19 on: 12 Sep 2014, 16:00 »
(Was that a Dumbing of Age reference?)
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« Reply #20 on: 12 Sep 2014, 18:26 »
Nope. The King in Yellow, which I read way before True Detective made it cool.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 183
« Reply #21 on: 13 Sep 2014, 19:35 »
Oh, if I may borrow some dialogue from a different comic...

Steve: Y'know, when she puts it that way...

Marten: Yeah, my boner died the minute she said "horny sea slugs".

Hannelore: YOU HAD BONERS ON MY COUCH?!
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