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QC Captions Vol. 184
« on: 14 Sep 2014, 12:09 »

Again, not a lot of panels stood out from last week, so have some Jimbo:



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 184
« Reply #1 on: 14 Sep 2014, 12:23 »

Steve: Cump?
Jimbo: Oh, yeah! I've written dozens of novels about that!
Marten: God help us if Pintsize ever decides to write a novel.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 184
« Reply #2 on: 14 Sep 2014, 21:01 »

Actually, Pintsize is going to write a book that gets turned into a hit movie ...


(wait for it)


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Re: QC Captions Vol. 184
« Reply #3 on: 15 Sep 2014, 03:28 »

Marten: God help us if Pintsize ever decides to write a novel.
It will be a picture book. It would not be suitable for any audiences other than Pintsize and Yelling Bird. :mrgreen:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 184
« Reply #4 on: 15 Sep 2014, 10:46 »

Marten: God help us if Pintsize ever decides to write a novel.
It will be a picture book. It would not be suitable for any audiences other than Pintsize and Yelling Bird. :mrgreen:
A graphic novel of the old school pop-up variety.
You could never have imagined just how creative paper-craft could be until now.  :psyduck: (or horrifying)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 184
« Reply #5 on: 15 Sep 2014, 16:01 »

Steve: I can't take this any more... if I have to eat another damn bowl of that disgusting cereal...
Marten: I know, right? My neck is getting sore from all the times the script says I have to grab it... why can't I project confidence for once?
Jimbo: I quite agree. Egads! If my cohort at the Royal Shakespeare Company knew how I was being debased they should surely perish from laughing at my predicament!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 184
« Reply #6 on: 16 Sep 2014, 04:56 »

Thank you, Thrudd, for the disturbing mental images inspiration.

Steve: "Did you REALLY read that book written by Pintsize?"
Marten: "Butts. So much Goatse. Buh?"
Jimbo: "I know a guy that does lobotomies out behind the old gas station. Coffee's free, too!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 184
« Reply #7 on: 16 Sep 2014, 05:41 »

Just to add to that...


Marten: "Frontal lobotomy?  I'd rather have this bottle in front of me."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 184
« Reply #8 on: 16 Sep 2014, 18:10 »

Steve:  "Butts."

Marten:  "Butts."

Jimbo:  "That's another reason I can't go back to Canada."


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Re: QC Captions Vol. 184
« Reply #9 on: 17 Sep 2014, 13:24 »

Pintsize already wrote a book. NEXT PANEL:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 184
« Reply #10 on: 17 Sep 2014, 13:36 »

Angus: "Your mother did not hire me to kill you!"
Faye: "For future reference, never mix anti-anxiety meds with alcohol."
Hannelore: "You think I'm being paranoid, but the truth is I'm worth nothing to her alive!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 184
« Reply #11 on: 18 Sep 2014, 13:58 »

Angus: I like the idea, but it probably won't happen.
Faye: I agree, except I don't like the idea.
Drunk Hanners: YOU TWO ARE GOING TO FALL IN LOVE AND RUN OFF TO NEW YORK! AND THESE SNOWBALLS WILL HIT YOU THEN!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 184
« Reply #12 on: 18 Sep 2014, 14:14 »

Angus: "Errr, Hannelore, that's not the kind of snowball you can eat."
Faye: "And definitely not the kind you drink."
Hanners: "Shurrup the bor of ya, Ima eat this coconutty and drinky goodness!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 184
« Reply #13 on: 18 Sep 2014, 19:53 »

Angus:  "What are you talking about?"

Faye:  "Are you sure?"

Hanners:  "I, I know what I saw.  It was real - you were both sitting at a recital and gushing over a couple of the kids in the play like the were your own..."


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