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« on: 12 Mar 2006, 18:53 »
Ok, Mothers day is coming up soon, and I have a gift, but I'd like to get her a burned CD about well moms. However not to many come to mind. I've thought of Mother by Pink Floyd and Mother by Mr. T. Neither of which I'm eager to use. Any ideas.
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« Reply #1 on: 12 Mar 2006, 18:57 »
Kanye West - Hey Mama

Wilco - My Darling
A cute song, supposed to be from a parent to kid, but it would be a good lead into a final "Thank you and love you" song (not sure what's appropriate for that).
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« Reply #2 on: 12 Mar 2006, 19:39 »
John Lennon - Mother is a great song
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« Reply #3 on: 12 Mar 2006, 19:42 »
*Sings* PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY..SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOULDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR..
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« Reply #4 on: 12 Mar 2006, 19:45 »
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John Lennon - Mother is a great song


As is the live version done by Neutral Milk Hotel (Jeff Mangum)
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« Reply #5 on: 12 Mar 2006, 20:19 »
Oh god. Lol that one makes me head cringe.
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« Reply #6 on: 12 Mar 2006, 20:29 »
All the ones I can think of are songs you definately don't want to use.  Mutter by Rammstein = no.  Well, if you want your mother to love you anyway.  (Translation of the lyrics for your amusement)

BUT!

There is one song that's perfect.

Lynyrd Skynrd: Simple Man.

The only other thing I can think of that's not an ATTACK against mothers, and is only slightly creepy (because it was written as a love song to the singer's wife, because his pet name for her is Mama) is Mama, I'm Coming Home by Ozzy Osbourne.
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« Reply #7 on: 12 Mar 2006, 22:06 »
Well DUH.  "Mother" by Danzig.
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« Reply #8 on: 13 Mar 2006, 07:22 »
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Ok, Mothers day is coming up soon, and I have a gift, but I'd like to get her a burned CD about well moms. However not to many come to mind. I've thought of Mother by Pink Floyd and Mother by Mr. T. Neither of which I'm eager to use. Any ideas.

You will use the Mr. T song. Or I'll personally visit and smack you. It's simply the best song for this special occasion.
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« Reply #9 on: 13 Mar 2006, 07:37 »
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Well DUH.  "Mother" by Danzig.


Yup this is definitely the way to go.

I guess there's also "Mama Said" by Metallica but prior to St. Anger that was kinda their worst song.
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« Reply #10 on: 13 Mar 2006, 08:11 »
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You will use the Mr. T song. Or I'll personally visit and smack you. It's simply the best song for this special occasion.


I pity the fool who don't use my song.
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« Reply #11 on: 13 Mar 2006, 11:00 »
EElS - Son Of A Bitch

"She was my mom, and I was no son of a bitch."
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« Reply #12 on: 13 Mar 2006, 12:40 »
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Well DUH.  "Mother" by Danzig.
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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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« Reply #13 on: 13 Mar 2006, 13:18 »
Pixies - Nimrod's son

"you are the son of motherfucker". She'll love it!
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« Reply #14 on: 14 Mar 2006, 14:03 »
2Pac - Dear Mama.
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« Reply #15 on: 14 Mar 2006, 14:37 »
Mother's Day by Stephen Lynch


Trust me.
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« Reply #16 on: 14 Mar 2006, 15:00 »
Gjs by Mineral would be good. It makes me think of my mom and smile.
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« Reply #17 on: 14 Mar 2006, 15:23 »
I'm sorry, but I win this thread: Iron & Wine - Upward Over the Mountain
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« Reply #18 on: 14 Mar 2006, 15:30 »
I don't think you can proclaim yourself as the winner of a thread. That honour must be bestowed on you by someone else.

Also, "You are the son of incestuous union" - Come on, moms dig the Pixies I think.
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« Reply #19 on: 14 Mar 2006, 15:32 »
please note sarcasm :-) (or is it?) ;-)
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« Reply #20 on: 14 Mar 2006, 16:26 »
How many songs are there named "Mother?"

I'd suggest "Mother" by the Police.

THE TELEPHONE IS RINGING!  IS IT MY MOTHER ON THE PHONE??!

Or just buy her a Wolfmother CD.
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« Reply #21 on: 14 Mar 2006, 18:53 »
The song about Kyle's mom from south park. Definitely would make her something...
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« Reply #22 on: 14 Mar 2006, 19:07 »
IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE WE ARE SUGGESTING SONGS THAT WOULD BE UNSUITABLE!
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« Reply #23 on: 14 Mar 2006, 20:14 »
Hehe, yeah. So far not many of these are working, but at the very least I've gotten a chuckle.

She's a south park fan btw.
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« Reply #24 on: 14 Mar 2006, 20:28 »
Quote from: Gryff

Also, "You are the son of incestuous union" - Come on, moms dig the Pixies I think.



Or should be forced to.  Anyway, I suggest The End by the Doors, if only for that ridiculous line that goes "Father, I want to kill you, Mother I want to... MBBBWAAURGH!!!"

Or on a more serious note, Little Trouble Girl by Sonic Youth.
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« Reply #25 on: 14 Mar 2006, 20:40 »
Quote from: M3gaBigh
John Lennon - Mother


Quote from: Gryff
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"Mother" by Danzig.


You people are going to make someone's mom cry. Well, the first two at least. Imagine getting a special CD from your son that had Lennon's "Mother" on it. That would be kinda harsh.
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« Reply #26 on: 14 Mar 2006, 21:01 »
TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me




What? I'm sure she'd appreciate the sentiment.
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« Reply #27 on: 14 Mar 2006, 21:14 »
As a 19 year old virgin who's never kissed a girl, that song is more for me than my mom.

Yet I see your point.
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« Reply #28 on: 14 Mar 2006, 21:28 »
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THE TELEPHONE IS RINGING!  IS IT MY MOTHER ON THE PHONE??!

Fuck do I hate that song. Synchronicity is mostly good for the singles.

EDIT: You know what moms really appreciate? The promise that, when you're far away, you'll eventually come home, full of affection for them and their womb-work. To that end: Jason Collett's "I'll Bring The Sun" would totally fit.
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« Reply #29 on: 14 Mar 2006, 21:31 »
If my mom got a mix that had Danzig's "Mother" on it, she would more likely cry from happiness.  Cuz that's my mom.
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