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I have a very serious question for metalheads

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Storm Rider:
Khar, I was doing my best to make a GENERAL statement. I realize that the things I said are by no means applicable to all bands or even all subgenres, but I was trying to help out as best I could.

Rizzo:

--- Quote from: Houdinimachine ---I don't play guitar... but I do play piano! If I play it really loud and wear hair extensions and sweat a lot... in Colorado does it count?
--- End quote ---

Only if you are "troo" and "necro".
Rizzo's guide to being Grim and Necro:

Not Necro nor grim;
Jeans
puppies, kittens, anything small and cute
girlfriends (unless you rape and murder them)
declaring things to be cool or fun instead of krieg
enjoying non blackmetal


Grim and necro;
corpse paint
smoking
posing in forests
murder
bashing gays, jews, blacks and pretty much everyone else
axes, swords,
nordic gods

Embrace at least 3 of these and you could be grim and necro. I suggest the less offensive ones such as nordic gods, posing in a forest and wearing corpse paint.
Hails.

Kai:
Shit, you could kill a few birds with one stone and wear corpse paint while smoking and posing in a forest with axes and swords, proclaiming it in the name of the nordic gods. And then go watch an Immortal video or something.

KharBevNor:

--- Quote from: Kai ---Shit, you could kill a few birds with one stone and wear corpse paint while smoking and posing in a forest with axes and swords, proclaiming it in the name of the nordic gods. And then go watch an Immortal video or something.
--- End quote ---


Thinking about it, I have actually done this.

:-[

öde:
What does getting drunk, headbutting a priest, wandering into a forest and beating up animals make me? I was wearing jeans at the time.

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